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Was there another shootout ?
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No, some drunk guys tried
to shoot down a hot air balloon.
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They got it on fire,
then it drifted out of sight.
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What's with the tiny suit ?
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Well, a few years back I used
to think it was funny to get drunk
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- and pull wigs off old ladies' heads.
- They were always like, "Aah... !"
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Anyway, I was at the beauty parlor
making up for it
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and one of the old ladies
was so grateful,
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