Movie Quotes results for Turn+left+turn+right
Movie Name: Cars (2006)
Lightning McQueen: Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and
you know what? This crazy thing happened - I went right!
Lizzie: You keep talkin to yourself, people will think youre crazy.
Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] Thanks for the tip!
Lizzie: Uh - what? I wasnt talking to you!
Movie Name: Cars (2006)
Filmore: So, turn right to go left, right?
Lightning McQueen: Uh, yeah.
Filmore: Whoa. Deep.
Movie Name: Clerks II (2006)
Randal Graves: You cant get a chick, ya mook. Youre too weird and
Elias: [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal Graves: Your chicks *are* your left and right.
Movie Name: Cars (2006)
Doc Hudson: Ill put it simple: if youre going hard enough left,
youll find yourself turning right.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to
go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say No, thank you, because in
Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you.
Movie Name: Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 2005 (2005)
[about car satellite navigation systems]
Lee Evans: Theyve got those really sexy voices now with them now
[in exaggerated sultry voice]
Lee Evans: Turn... left! Fuckin right love!
Movie Name: House M.D. (2004)
Dr. Robert Chase: Blood thinners and TMS had no effect; it’s not
Dr. Gregory House: You accusing the symptoms of lying?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Could be hemacomatosis.
Dr. Gregory House: Wouldnt account for the personality disorder.
Dr. Robert Chase: Hypothyroidism.
Dr. Gregory House: Hes not getting aggressive and lethargic, hes
getting aggressive and aggressiver.
Dr. Allison Cameron: What about ruptured dermoid cyst?
Dr. Gregory House: [House stumbles backward] Sorry. I just got dizzy
there. I was expecting to turn right. Its Foremans turn to be shot
Dr. Eric Foreman: [listlessly] The thing that Cameron said.
Dr. Gregory House: Way to think outside the box. No fat in the
ventricles. It’s cluster headaches.
Dr. Robert Chase: Normal treatment didnt work. Abnormal treatment
Dr. Gregory House: Good point, Foreman. The normal treatments dont
always work. Symptoms never lie.
Dr. Allison Cameron: The only approved treatment left for cluster
headaches is brain surgery and thats not even a guarantee.
Dr. Gregory House: Back off, Foreman!
Movie Name: Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Why do you need a car?
Willie: What the fuck are you talking about?
Kid: This car.
Willie: Which turn is it?
Kid: Sage Terrace. Wheres your sleigh?
Willie: Its in the shop, getting repaired.
Kid: Where are the reindeer?
Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right?
Kid: That way. Wheres the stable?
Willie: Next to the shop.
Kid: How do they sleep?
Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up.
Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep?
Willie: What noise?
Kid: From the shop.
Willie: They only work during the day, all right?
Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Willie: Well, not now. Right now its always day.
Kid: Then how do they sleep?
Willie: Oh, shit. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody
drop you on your fucking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody elses
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fucking
Movie Name: Fainaru fantajî X (2001)
[after defeating Seymour on Mt. Gagazet]
Yuna: He will become Sin... with? my help. With my help, Sir Jecht
will be free once again once.
Auron: Lies. Forget them.
Yuna: You know something! Tell me!
Tidus: Sins... my old man.
Wakka: You hit your head?
Tidus: My old mans Spiras suffering...
Yuna: Even knowing Sin is your father... you know... I must...
Tidus: Yeah... lets go get him!
Lulu: You would fight your own father?
Tidus: No problem there...
Wakka: Are you sure this isnt some toxin dream?
[Tidus nods his head left and right]
Wakka: That means... Chappu... Ill just pretend I heard nothing. Im
confused ya. Whyd everything turn out like this?
Auron: Well find out soon once we reach Zanarkand.
Movie Name: Pearl Harbor (2001)
Rafe: Alright Danny we gonna show em how to fly. We gonna play
chicken. You ready?
Danny: This aint the farm and these aint no crop dusters, Im not
playin chicken with ya.
Rafe: Ah, come on, now dont be a baby.
Danny: Not doin it Rafe.
Rafe: Well, Im comin right at ya, you can turn or you can hit me.
Its up to you.
Danny: Aah, why you always bustin my ass Rafe?
Danny: Which way ya goin?
Rafe: Uh, right, no left. Left. Ill go left.
Danny: Okay, were goin left right?
Rafe: Right, right?
Danny: Right, like were goin left, or right like were goin right?
Rafe: Well, now you got me all mixed up, I dunno make up your mind!
Danny: God, Rafe, were goin right. Righty-Tighty!
Movie Name: Black Books (2000)
Fran: Manny? Bernard?
Bernard: Oh. Its you. Go round the green binbags. Turn right at the
mouldy George Elliot, forward, forward and turn left at the dead
Movie Name: Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
The Doctor: Throwing a little party, are we? Why, I attended a party
just recently, a birthday party for a very nice young woman. I made
a decision there, too. Several of them in fact. When I came through
the door, do I turn right or do I turn left? As I recall, I decided
on... the latter. Then, what should I see before me but the
hors-doeuvre tray, and another decision: do I take a canapé? Or
refuse? Oh, thats an easy one - Im a hologram, I dont eat.
Neelix: [to security who just entered] Somethings wrong with him.
The Doctor: Dont you know its rude to refer to somebody in the
third person? You had a choice, Mr. Neelix - should I do something
rude or not do something rude?
Tuvok: Doctor, we must return to sickbay.
The Doctor: Why should I? What if I dont want to return to sickbay?
What if I decide not to return to sickbay? No - I dont choose
this. Leave me alone, let me go! Why did she have to die? Why did I
kill her? Why did I decide to kill her, why? Somebody tell me
Movie Name: Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
The Doctor: Somewhere, in that totality known as the universe, is a
galaxy called the Milky Way. Tucked into the corner of that galaxy
is a planet named Earth. On that planet is a city called Mantua. Go
straight ahead, past the fountain, turn right, then left, then
right again. Youll find yourself walking along the water,
listening, as a man sings of his beloveds unfaithful heart, and
even the fish begin to weep. Quando La Donna E Mobile...
Movie Name: Waynes World 2 (1993)
Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to
run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone
cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you
are my liaison between Waynes backstage team and Garths
front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left
and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning.
Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In
the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide
capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. [Places a capsule
in his mouth] Any questions?
Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?
Movie Name: Absolutely Fabulous (1992)
Eddie: Am I on the wrong side of the road, or the wrong side of the
road? I cant go on until Im sure.
Patsy: Keep driving, Eddy. You havent hit anything yet.
Eddie: This is here. I should be on the right-hand side of the road.
Patsy: Look, do you want me to drive?
Eddie: Oh, so speaks the woman whose head has been lolling around
like a bladder on a stick for the best part of the journey. Read
the maps, get the maps. [Patsy hands Edina a map] This is Spain.
Read the instructions.
Patsy: "Leave airport, turn right...” Blah, blah, blah.
Eddie: Right. Now, get in, Pats. I shouldnt have gone left, should
I? I mean... Were going back to that bloody airport, Pats, or
well never find it. Oh, God! I hate France, I hate it!
Movie Name: Speed Zone! (1989)
Flash: That tells you where movie stars live! Is that the best one
Valentino Rosatti: Its alright. I find Santa Monica Pier.
Flash: So, how do we get there?
Valentino Rosatti: [checking the map] Ah! Ah! Turn right here at Sly
Stallones house. Then its a left at Lucy Balls.
Flash: [looking at the house] Thats Stallones house?
Movie Name: Empire of the Sun (1987)
[Jims hassling the truck driver on the way to Soochow]
Jim: Do you know where we are? Were here, see? And now we have to
turn left. Do you hear me? When I say turn left, you turn left!
When I say turn right, turn right! You have to do what I say
otherwise well never get to Soochow then youll be shot!
Movie Name: The Missionary (1982)
Slatterthwaite: You cant miss it, sir. Turn right out of the
station. Or left.
Movie Name: The Wild Geese (1978)
RSM Sandy Young: Some of you know me already! Those of you who dont
are in for a great, big fuckin surprise! For those of you who do
can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they can remember!
Any man here who steps out of line and I will kill stone dead, it
will not worry me in the slightest! There are no Queens
regulations here! When I say jump, you ask how high,Do I make
myself clear? I want to hear it! Do I make myself clear? RIGHT! On
the command Right and Left turn, A and B squads turn to the right,
C and D squads turn to the left. SQUADS! Right and Left TURN!
Right! Lets drive for our first heart attack shall we!
Movie Name: Columbo (1971)
Dr. Bart Keppel: [at an intersection] Which way?
Lt. Columbo: Beg your pardon?
Dr. Bart Keppel: Right or left? You didnt tell me where the murder
was committed, Liuetenant, so I couldnt possibly know how to get
there, could I?
Lt. Columbo: Turn right.
Dr. Bart Keppel: Nice try, though.
Lt. Columbo: Cant win em all!
Movie Name: The Long, Long Trailer (1953)
Tacy: You didnt let me finish. I was going to say turn right here
Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how
much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on
Movie Name: The Whitest Kids U Know (2007)
[Englishman #1 begins to urinate on Englishman #2s leg]
Englishman #2: I say, sir. You seem to be peeing upon my leg.
Englishman #1: Ah, whats all this?
Englishman #2: Uh, good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg.
Englishman #1: Ah! Well, it seems to me that your legs in the way of
my pee stream.
Englishman #2: Yes, yes, well, Im sure youd find if you would just
kindly angle your pee stream a fraction to the left, that it would
find its way to the ground quite uninterrupted.
Englishman #1: And Im quite sure that if youd but move your leg a
fraction to the left, you would find it would cease to be peed
Englishman #2: Yes, yes, yes, yes. But my leg was here first.
Englishman #1: Yes, and still I pee.
Englishman #2: Hmm.
Englishman #2: It appears were at an impasse.
Englishman #2: Yes, I see, but you will eventually run out of pee, of
which to expel upon my leg, thus leaving me the victor in this
[Englishman #1 brandishes a watter bottle]
Englishman #1: Ha!
Englishman #2: Hmm, touche. Touche. And yet you merely delay the
inevitable. Cause eventually that water bottle will be rendered
dry and your bladder will follow in turn.
Englishman #1: [to British Boy] I say, boy!
British Boy: Yes, govnor?
Englishman #1: Be a good chap. Run to Boobies Water Pub, return here
with a half-liter. Be a good lad, and steady, and theyll be more
employment where that came from.
Englishman #2: I say, boy, Ill give you a whole two pence not to go
to Boobies Water Pub, and instead to go home and mind your
British Boy: Oh, boy! My studies!
Englishman #1: You get to Boobies Water Pub or Ill box your ears!
British Boy: Right!
Englishman #1: And still I pee.
Movie Name: The Proposition (2005)
Officer Dunn: Who the fuck left Danny Boy out in the sun? [Taking a
piss] Hey, Jacko, you lazy bugger, I told you to bury that bastard
last night. He stinks worse than you. Jacko!
Two Bob: You got the wrong fuckin black man.
Arthur Burns: Slowly now, Sergeant. Put your privates back in your
pants and turn around. Come to steal my brother a horse, and we
find ourselves a copper.
Officer Dunn: You fire that gun, youll have eight more all over you.
Arthur Burns: Fair enough. [Puts gun away, draws knife] Step into the
shade, Sergeant. To the back.
Officer Dunn: Has Charlie found you, then? Stanleys little mate.
Arthur Burns: Over there, by the straw. Thats right. Stay. Lay down,
Officer Dunn: I know something you dont know. Your brothers come to
kill you. I can help.
Arthur Burns: You can help me? Help your fucking self! [Stomping on
Officer Dunns head] . Help! Your! Fucking! Self! Copper.
Movie Name: How I Met Your Mother (2005)
Barney Stinson: This isnt right... God never meant for us to travel
at such breakneck speeds.
Ted Mosby: Relax... Youre doing great... Ignore the old lady on the
Rascal... This isnt a race...
Barney Stinson: *Guh* Dude! A dog!
Ted Mosby: Zitch-dog! Yes! One-Nothing.
Barney Stinson: Crap! Whaddo I do? Tell me what to do, Ted.
Ted Mosby: Step on the brake... Some time in the next twenty
Barney Stinson: Which... Which ones the brake again?
Ted Mosby: The left one.
Barney Stinson: Left. Left. Oh man, left. Im totally blanking!
Ted Mosby: Just make the "Ls" with your hands.
Barney Stinson: Ooooh! Were not gonna make it!
[Radio turns on]
Barney Stinson: Wah!
Ted Mosby: Why did you just turn on the radio?
Barney Stinson: BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN ON THE RADIO! Were
gonna die, tell me what to do Ted!
Ted Mosby: Relax, youre being crazy!
Barney Stinson: Help me Ted!
Ted Mosby: Stop, drop, and roll.
Barney Stinson: Be serious! Stop, drop and roll?
Ted Mosby: Screaming is fun! Screaming is fuuuuuuun!
Barney Stinson: Uh! I cant move. I cant... I cant feel my... Uh...
Ted Mosby: Were okay.
Barney Stinson: Its a MIRACLE, Ted!
Movie Name: Greys Anatomy (2005)
Dr. Meredith Grey: We know, he cheated on you! Thats why we let you
turn the living room into Santas freaking Village.
Dr. Isobel Izzie Stevens: What?
Dr. Meredith Grey: Were not big on holidays. You know that. Were
trying to be supportive because youre having a hard time. But
right now, Alex, hes having a harder time.
Dr. Isobel Izzie Stevens: Why does everyone care what kind of time
Alex is having?
Dr. Meredith Grey: Because hes dirty Uncle Sal. [They all look at
Dr. Cristina Yang: Sorry?
Dr. George OMalley: You lost me.
Dr. Meredith Grey: [Thinking theyll catch on... ] Dirty Uncle Sal.
Who embarrasses everyone at family reunions, and who cant be left
alone with the teenage girls, but you invite him to the picnic
Dr. Cristina Yang: Sorry, what?
Dr. George OMalley: Still lost.
Dr. Meredith Grey: I have a mother who doesnt recognize me. As far
as family goes, this hospital, you guys are it. So, I know youre
pissed at Alex, but, maybe you could try to help him anyway. Sort
of like the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down
everybodys throats. [Izzie and Meredith walk off in opposite
Dr. Cristina Yang: [Disdainfully, to George] You... [Turns away with
Dr. George OMalley: What?
Dr. Cristina Yang: "Boob"?
Movie Name: The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Bo Duke: [during car chase in Atlanta] Okay wheres the highway?
Katie Johnson: I dont know dont you have a map?
Luke Duke: Wait! [Luke pulls out a ma] i got it... Turn left up here.
Tur left. turn left! [Bo turns right]
Luke Duke: Dammit! I said left!
Bo Duke: I thought you said your left!
Luke Duke: My left is your left!
Bo Duke: Im going to need these directions faster alright!
Luke Duke: Its okay. I know exactly where were at [Map flies out
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