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[the three musketeers and DArtagnan are escaping from the Cardinals
  men in his own coach]
Porthos: Champagne?
Athos: Were in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: Youre right - something red.

Cardinal Richelieu: He is becoming as troublesome as his father.
Rochefort: He is a foolish boy and barely that.
Cardinal Richelieu: That foolish boy is about to become a man which
  is all the more reason for us to act quickly. Have our loose ends
  [the three musketeers] been tied up?
Rochefort: Two patrols have been sent.
Cardinal Richelieu: I trust, Captain Rochefort, that you are doing
  everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Dont let
  having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other could
  be most... inconvenient.

Cardinal Richelieu: Tell me, DArtagnan. What noble business brings
  you here?
DArtagnan: I came to join the Kings Musketeers.
Cardinal Richelieu: [slyly] Bad timing.
DArtagnan: So Ive heard.

DArtagnan: All I want to do is get to Paris, and join the Kings
  Musketeers.
Girard: You, a Musketeer? Fantasy!
DArtagnan: My father was a Musketeer. The Kings personal bodyguard.
Girard: The King was assassinated. Your father was a failure; a
  disgrace to the Musketeers.
DArtagnan: What did you say?
Girard: Your father was a disgrace!

Minnie: Isnt it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing
  musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But youre forgetting
  something. Theyre musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You
  know what that means.
Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?
Daisy: Bingo.
Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.

Musketeers: Evil doers cower in fear / When they see the Musketeers /
  Saving Minnie is our duty / Mess with her, well kick your - Huh!

Mickey Mouse: En garde!
The Beagle Boys: "En garde"? French words make me mad!

Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you nuts? Whats going on here?
Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become
  king, and hes really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and its
  really dark and scary. So the point is, hes gonna kill us if we
  get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!
[Plutos tail falls out]
Mickey Mouse: Donald, I cant understand a word youd said.
Donald Duck: No!
Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!
Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse: [copies Donalds line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?
[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]
Donald Duck: Huh? What?
Mickey Mouse: Petes trying to kidnap the princess?
Donald Duck: Exactly.
Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers.
Donald Duck: It was all a lie.
Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers dont run from
  danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
Donald Duck: You said it!
[Rips uniform off]
Donald Duck: Its every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete.
  Remember how we rescued the princess?
Donald Duck: [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and
  that took courage Donald. [Donald looks at him sadly] Come on, Ill
  be right beside you, because were friends. [Both look at each
  other]
Donald Duck: [sadly] I just cant. Im sorry.
[Runs away]
Mickey Mouse: Donald! [run continues] Donald.
[Pluto whines]

DArtagnan: Is this Musketeer headquarters?
Athos: No, this was Musketeer headquarters.
DArtagnan: Oh, you mean its been moved.
Athos: No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded. They no longer
  exist. Feel free to poke around for souvenirs if you wish.
DArtagnan: But I just got here. How am I supposed to become a
  Musketeer if theyve been disbanded?
Athos: Id say youve got quite a problem.
DArtagnan: [Grabbing Athos arm] Youre not being very helpful.
Athos: You need a lesson in manners, boy.
DArtagnan: Anytime.
Athos: Why dont you meet me outside the city by the ruins, lets say
  noon?
DArtagnan: Ill be there.

Athos: Richelieu!
Cardinal Richelieu: Youre too late, Musketeers! By now the Duke of
  Buckinghams signature is next to mine! The alliance is complete!
Athos: That would be difficult, considering the treaty never left
  France!
[pause]
Cardinal Richelieu: A minor problem!

[the musketeers are being fired upon]
Athos: Well split up... DArtagnan rides with me.
Aramis: See you in Calais!
Athos: Or Hell!

Aramis: Ah, thank you. You broke my fall perfectly. I do apologize
  for the inconvenience.
DArtagnan: Get off me!
Aramis: If theres one thing I cant abide, its rudeness.
DArtagnan: You fell on me!
Aramis: And I apologized for it.
DArtagnan: Well your apology is not accepted.
Aramis: I hope your sword is as quick as your mouth.
DArtagnan: Its quicker.
Aramis: Ah, a duel then.
DArtagnan: A duel.
Aramis: Meet me by the Carmes-Deschaux Monastery at two oclock.
DArtagnan: Ill be there.
Aramis: As will I.
DArtagnan: Three duels in one day. Hmm.

Porthos: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold.
  I like that. Reminds me of me.
Aramis: Dont encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself
  an outlaw as well.
Athos: Not if he leaves Paris right now.
DArtagnan: I cant leave now, I just got here.
Porthos: Go home. Find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long
  life.
DArtagnan: What about the motto of the Musketeers? All for one and
  one for all.
Athos: Wake up boy. The Musketeers are just a dream.

Athos: [the musketeers break into the main hall] I hope were not
  interrupting!
Rochefort: [Rochefort draws his sword] No, on the contrary. Youre
  right on time!
[the duel begins]

Constance: [pointing a gun at DArtagnan] Have you any idea what
  youve done?
DArtagnan: Ive saved you and your friend from these bandits.
Constance: *These bandits* are the Queens own bodyguard.
DArtagnan: The Queen? Im sorry, I didnt know.
Constance: Whats your name?
DArtagnan: DArtagnan.
Constance: DArtagnan. A Gascon?
DArtagnan: Ive come to Paris to join the Musketeers.
Constance: Then Im sure Ill be hearing your name again.
DArtagnan: Would that please you?
Constance: Ladies in waiting are forbidden to socialise with
  Musketeers.
DArtagnan: Well, Im not a Musketeer yet.
Constance: With that kind of courage you will be one soon enough.
  Good luck DArtagnan. And thank you for the amusement, I enjoyed it
  immensely.
DArtagnan: Wait! You didnt tell me your name!
Constance: Constance!

King Louis: This world is an uncertain realm, filled with danger.
  Honor underminded by the pursuit of power, freedom sacrificed when
  the weak are oppressed by the strong. But there are those who
  oppose these powerful forces, who dedicate their lives to truth,
  honor, and freedom. These men are known as Musketeers. Rise,
  DArtagnan, and join them.

[five Cardinals guards ride up as Athos and DArtagnan prepare to
  duel]
Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
Jussac: Youre under arrest.
Aramis, Porthos: A fool.
Jussac: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh dont be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just
  give us a moment, all right?
[to his comrades:]
Porthos: Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.
Aramis: Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.
DArtagnan: Excuse me, but theres four of us.
Athos: Its not your fight. Youre not a Musketeer.
DArtagnan: I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart
  of a Musketeer.
Porthos: Warrior!
Aramis: Poet!
Athos: You got a name, boy?
DArtagnan: DArtagnan.
Athos: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
Porthos: Pleased to meet you again.
Aramis: Pleasure.
Porthos: Everyone acquainted?
[the four whirl around and unsheathe their swords]
Porthos: NOW, we are prepared to resist you!

Rochefort: By joint edict of His Majesty King Louis XIII and His
  Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially
  disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your
  ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You
  will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you
  are instructed to return to your homes.

DArtagnan: So what do we do now? Whats next?
Porthos: Well, we protect the King.
Aramis: Protect the Queen.
Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?
Aramis: France indeed.
[Girard and his brothers have caught up with DArtagnan. At the other
  end of the street they draw swords]
Girard: DArtagnan! My sisters honor will not wait a moment longer.
DArtagnan: Ill handle this.
Porthos: DArtganan, we also protect each other.
DArtagnan: All for one.
Aramis, Porthos, Athos: And one for all.
[Girards eyes widen]
Girard: RUN!
[Girard and co are pursued by all the musketeers]

[five Cardinals Guards arrive in an inn, two patrols of their
  comrades are either bound and gagged or unconscious]
Jussac: What is this?
Athos: We are having a private party celebrating the demise of the
  Musketeers. Go away.
Aramis: Athos. Is that any way to greet our guests? Gentlemen, dont
  be shy, come in. Your friends have been expecting you.
Jussac: You are under arrest.
Athos: Under whose authority?
Rochefort: Mine.
Aramis: Ah. Hello again, Cyclops.

Duke of Buckingham: [the Musketeers have unwittingly rescued the Duke
  of Buckingham from Richilieus men] Thank you for your assistance,
  gentlemen. [quickly exits]
Porthos: [looks after him, then to Athos] Who was that?
Athos: I dont know, but he sounded a touch foreign to me. Didnt he?

The Troubadour: [sung to Beethovens Fifth Symphony] This is the end!
  / This is the end! / That Donald Duck has left for Mickey Mouse to
  drown.
Chorus: He let him drown!
The Troubadour: And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down.
Chorus: He let him down!
The Troubadour: We all berate him / Because we hate him / Hes a
  traitor, vacillator / Hes a lousy second rater / Mangy mallard!
Chorus: Hes a coward!
The Troubadour: Donalds destiny has soured / Its the end!
Donald Duck: [Quacks angrily and smashes the troubadours lute] Ill
  show you, you doggone tortoise!
The Troubadour: That way, Tiger.

Minnie: Just imagine. Hell stride into the room. Light will glow
  from him. Ill hear music. Hell bring me flowers.
[Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]
Minnie: And hell sweep me off my feet. And Ill know hes the one,
  when he makes me laugh.
Daisy: Youre majesty.
[pops on Mickeys body]
Daisy: Its time to cut the cheese.
[Record needle scratches]
Minnie: What? What?
Daisy: Here we are. Roquefort anyone?
[Knife shines]
Goofy: Knife!
Donald Duck: Bad guy!
Mickey Mouse: Grab her!
Daisy: Oh no.
[Mickey, Donald and Goofy accidently attacked on her]
Daisy: [during the attack] Ahh! Help! Ahh!
Minnie: Oh! Unhand her! Release her! Stop it!
[the fighting stops]
Minnie: Drop her!
[Mickey, Donald and Goofy dropped Daisy]
Minnie: She is my lady in waiting!

Pete: Its all over, Mickey, and youre all alone. And now with you
  out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as
  pie. [Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete]
Mickey Mouse: Wanna bet?
Pete: Thats a sucker bet.
Donald Duck: [hits Pete over the head] Yeah! Youre the sucker!

Pete: So long, runt. Ive got me tickets to the opera. A little
  something called I just Cant Wait To Be King!