Movie Quotes for Swingers+pt

[first lines]
Scar: What are we doing today, Mistress?
Mistress Julie Simone: After your daily flogging we have a new slave
  coming in.

[last lines]
Mistress Julie Simone: Scar!
Scar: Oh!
Mistress Julie Simone: You seem to have forgotten who belongs to
  whom, here. [loudly slaps paddle on hand]

Katt Williams: Bitches need to stop blaming all your problems on us.
  Stop tellin a nigga,"You fucked up my self-esteem". Bitch its
  called SELF-ESTEEM! Its esteem of your mothafuckin self. How am I
  gonna fuck up how you feel about you simple bitch?

Katt Williams: I got shit in my house to make bitches feel
  comfortable. I got 2 pillows with silk covers on em so if a bitch
  come over and fuck around with a nigga she dont gotta mess up her
  god damn hair. I got alize at my house. I dont drink no
  mothafuckin alize but bitches do. Now what would Michael need to
  make lil boys feel comfortable... a god damn amusement park?

Katt Williams: Now ladies dont be mad at me, Im only callin ya
  bitches cause I dont know your names individually.

Trent: I dont want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyones
  *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in
  the rated R movie, you know, the guy youre not sure whether or not
  you like yet. Youre not sure where hes coming from. Okay? Youre
  a bad man. Youre a bad man, Mikey. Youre a bad man, bad man.

Trent: Im gonna find me two waitresses here and Im gonna pull me a
  Fredo.
Mike: Yeah, well theyre all skanks.
Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
Mike: The beautiful babies dont work the midnights-to-six on a
  Wednesday. This is the skank shift.
Trent: Look at all the beautiful honeys here.

Trent: All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I
  turn out to be a sweetheart.

Trent: Yknow, its not so much me as Roenick; hes good.

Trent: Im gonna make Gretzkys head bleed for super fan 99 over
  here.

Mike: [Mike pays the delivery guy and then tosses the bags of food at
  Trent and Sue] Eat, eat, you fucking jackals!

Sue: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent: Like fuckin House of Pain was gonna do anything?

Trent: You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about
  puppy dogs and ice cream and of course its going to end up on the
  friendship tip.

Mike: Okay, so what if I dont want to give up on her?
Rob: You dont call.
Mike: But you said I dont call if I wanted to give up on her.
Rob: Right.
Mike: So I dont call either way?
Rob: Right.
Mike: So whats the difference?
Rob: There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference
  between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when
  she wants to come back. But you cant do anything to make her want
  to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want
  to come back.
Mike: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend
  to forget about her?
Rob: Right.
Mike: Well that sucks.
Rob: Yeah, it sucks.
Mike: So its just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could,
  like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I
  just pretended to forget about her?
Rob: Right. Although probably more likely the opposite.
Mike: What do you mean?
Rob: I mean at first youre going to pretend to forget about her,
  youll not call her, I dont know, whatever... but then eventually,
  you really will forget about her.
Mike: Well what if she comes back first?
Rob: Mmmm... see, thats the thing, is somehow they know not to come
  back until you really forget.
Mike: Theres the rub.
Rob: Theres the rub.

Mike: You shouldnt be sorry, youre a winner. Im the fucking loser.
  Im the one who should be sorry.
Trent: Baby dont talk that way.
Mike: Can we just go, please, can we go?
Trent: Baby look at me, look at me. Youre money, and you know what
  else? Youre a big winner tonight.
Mike: I want to leave.
Trent: Youre a big winner. Im gonna ask you a simple question and I
  want you to listen to me: whos the big winner here tonight at the
  casino? Huh? Mikey, thats who. Mikeys the big winner. Mikey wins.

[repeated line]
Charles: This place is dead anyways.

Trent: Our babys all grown up.

Trent: Excuse me darling. Im sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this
  face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

Trent: All right, all right Ill ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know
  where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What?
  Thats right, Im the asshole! Im the asshole!

Trent: Im the asshole is this place, right? Im the asshole? Im
  outta here! Im not eating here... I wouldnt eat here... Id never
  eat here anyway!

Trent: Score Chicago!
Sue: Fuck! Such fuckin bullshit!
Trent: [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...
Sue: Man, dont do the instant replay thing...
Trent: No way, you said it was fuckin bullshit.
Sue: Dont do the fucking...
Trent: Well thats why they put the instant replay in the fucking
  game! So you can see if its bullshit!
Sue: Youre unbelieveable.
Trent: Well you know something, I am unbelievable.
Sue: [Trent shoves Sue] Dont fucking touch me.
Trent: When Im not here will you practice?

Trent: To the ladies? [raises glass]
Mike: To the ladies. [clink glasses]

[playing a hockey video game]
Trent: I wish they still had fights in this game so I could
  bitch-slap Wayne.
Mike: What? They dont have fighting anymore?
Trent: Doesnt that suck?
Mike: Whyd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the
  old version.
Sue: I think kids were hittin each other or somethin, man.
Trent: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed
  in this one.
Mike: Make somebodys head bleed.
Sue: No man, were in the playoffs.

Rob: How many strokes?
Mike: I dont know. Eight or Nine.
Rob: Ill give you an eight.
Mike: Whatd you get?
Rob: An eight.
Mike: Looks like were in a dead heat after one hole. This is turning
  into quite a rivalry.
Rob: You better replace the pin, Chi-Chi. The natives look restless.

[Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing
  video hockey]
Sue: This is bullshit, such bullshit!
Mike: The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.
Sue: I took the Kings to the cup.
Trent: Yea, against the computer with the offsides off.
Sue: They are a finesse team.
Trent: LA is a fucking bitch team. OOOOHHHHHHH! [Trent bodychecks one
  of sues players]
Sue: BITCH!