Movie Quotes for One+day+at+a+time+1980

Julie Cooper Horvath: I feel like a woman, Ive never felt more like
  a woman.
David Kane: [uncomfortable] Im gonna go home now.

Duane Schneider: [after hearing Ms. Romano had a heart attack] Women
  dont get heart attacks. They give em.

[Urging Barbara not to lose her virginity]
Duane Schneider: Always remember, and please never forget: A man is
  like a bow-and-arrow, and a woman is like a target. Bow-and-arrow
  needs practice. Target doesnt.

Julie Cooper Horvath: Shes one of the most independent women Ive
  ever met.
Ann Romano Royer: Shes not independent, she one of the most
  dependent women Ive ever seen.

Duane Schneider: Ms. Romano, Im a little bit disappointed in you.
  How can you settle for a tricycle when Kawasaki makes the good
  times roll?

Barbara Cooper Royer: Im the only girl who has to go to Confession
  and make up sins.

Julie Cooper Horvath: Chuck wants to go all the way.
Barbara Cooper Royer: To bed?
Julie Cooper Horvath: Of course to bed. Whatd you think, all the way
  to Talito?

Duane Schneider: [pretending to pick each other up] Do you wanna go
  to your place or mine?
Ann Romano Royer: Both.

Ann Romano Royer: That Was BVD.
Ed Cooper, Julies and Barbaras Father: BVD?
Ann Romano Royer: Before Vicky, Darling.

Lucien Wilbanks: You wanted this case, well youve got it. It isnt
  easy saving the world even one case at a time, but you stick with
  it. You just might have a knack for it. Dont do what I did. Dont
  quit.
Jake Tyler Brigance: What are you talking about, quit. Youre a hero
  Lucien.
Lucien Wilbanks: Hero my ass. Do you think the world needed me
  beating cops heads on that picket line. I was needed here. In that
  courtroom. And I let them push me, I gave them an excuse to kick me
  out and now I can never plead a case in there again. But you can.
  Youre an attorney. Be proud. You job is to find justice no matter
  how well she may hide herself from you. So you go on in there and
  you do your job.

Lucien Wilbanks: I can not promise you riches. What I can offer you
  the chance to save the world one case at a time.

Lucien Wilbanks: It aint easy saving the world, even one case at a
  time.

Freddie Lee Cobb: You cant blame a nigger for being a nigger, no
  more than you can blame a dog for being a dog. But a whore like
  you, co-mingling with mongrels, betraying your own. That makes you
  worse than a nigger. Ill tell you what Ill do. Ill leave you
  tied up here naked. First, itll just be bugs eating at ya. One
  day, maybe two. That suns gonna be cooking you. And animals...
  theyre gonna pick on your stink. Theyll come looking for
  something to eat.
Ellen Roark: Carl Lee Hailey shouldve shot you too. [Freddie knocks
  her out]

[at a restaurant]
Noodles: You wanted a place by the ocean. I had it opened. It was
  closed for the season. All these tables are for two people. Pick
  whatever one you want.

Deborah Gelly: Why do you want to see me?
Noodles: Two reasons. I wanted to see if you did the right thing,
  turning me down to be an actress.
Deborah Gelly: Well?
Noodles: You did. Youre terrific. [Disregarding the wrinkles on
  Deborahs face, Noodles gazes at a theatre poster of "Anthony and
  Cleopatra," which Deborah had just acted in]
Noodles: "Age cannot wither her..." Its like the play was written
  for you.
Deborah Gelly: What was the other reason?
Noodles: The other reason is... to decide whether I should go to a
  party tomorrow night. [Deborah is slightly amused by this answer]
Deborah Gelly: A party?
Noodles: Yeah, on Long Island. A Secretary Bailey. [Deborah gives a
  slight but unmistakeable start]
Deborah Gelly: Do you know Secretary Bailey?
Noodles: No, but I was invited anyway.
Deborah Gelly: If you dont know each other, why were you invited?
Noodles: I dont know. I thought you might know why.
Deborah Gelly: Me? Why me? [Noodles gets up and walks over to
  Deborah]
Noodles: Because you know him.

[In 1968, Noodles notices a picture]
Noodles: What is this?
Carol: Opening night. Fifteen years ago.
Noodles: [pointing at a familiar person in the picture] Whos this?
Carol: Patron saint of the place. Some actress.
Noodles: Do you know her?
Carol: No. [the woman is unquestionably and without a doubt Deborah]

Flo: Oh doctor. Thank you.
Dr. Hackenbush: Thank "yu". Do you like gardenias?
Flo: I adore them. How did you know?
Dr. Hackenbush: I didnt, so I got you forget-me-nots. One whiff of
  this and youll forget everything.
[Hackenbush hands her a wilted sunflower. He seats her and pushes in
  her chair at the table]
Flo: Thank you.
Dr. Hackenbush: Thank "yu".
Flo: [handing him her wrap] Do you mind?
Dr. Hackenbush: Not at all. I always take the wrap.

Dr. Hackenbush: Dr. Hackenbush: [examining Stuffy with an auriscope]
  I havent seen anything like this in years. The last time I saw a
  head like that was in a bottle of formaldehyde.
Tony: Told you he was sick.
Dr. Hackenbush: [pointing to Stuffys neck] Thats all pure
  desecration along there. Hes got about a 15% metabolism, with an
  overactive thyroid and a glandular affectation of about 3%.
Tony: Thats bad.
Dr. Hackenbush: With a 1% mentality. [Stuffy grins] Hes what we
  designate as the crummy moronic type. All in all, this is the most
  gruesome looking piece of blubber Ive ever peered at.
Tony: Hey doc. Hey doc!
Dr. Hackenbush: Huh?
Tony: You gotta the looking glass turned around, youre looking at
  yourself.

[Tony is selling Hackenbush one book after another at the race track]
Tony: Well, justa by accident I think I gotta one right here.
Dr. Hackenbush: A lotta accidents around here for a quiet
  neighborhood.

Mrs. Chorley: As I used to say to my late husband... [she is poked
  with a stick] dont poke that thing at me!

[a woman sees a monkey, but notices a sign that says "Do Not Feed the
  Monkeys," and looks both ways to make sure nobodys looking; she
  takes out a bag of peanuts to give to the monkey, but the monkey
  throws it at her face]
Monkey: Hey, sister! [grabs the sign] Cant you read? [puts down the
  sign and leaves]

[Tony offers Dr. Hackenbush a hint book]
Tony: One dollar and youll remember me all your life.
Dr. Hackenbush: Thats the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

Whitmore: Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to
  me.
Dr. Hackenbush: Oh, youve taken them before.
Mrs. Upjohn: Are you sure, Doctor, you havent made a mistake?
Dr. Hackenbush: You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I
  gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.
Whitmore: May I examine this, please? Do you actually give those to
  your patients? Isnt it awfully large for a pill?
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, it was too small for a basketball, and I didnt
  know what to do with it. Say, youre awfully large for a pill
  yourself.

Tony: Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I havent, Ive wasted 30 minutes of valuable
  time.

Dr. Hackenbush: Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a
  horse doctor. But marry me, and Ill never look at another horse.