Movie Quotes for My+lucky+day

Bill Reagan: Im coming over to celebrate, today is my lucky day!

[last lines]
["Piglets Rocky Problem"]
Winnie the Pooh: Hmm, I wonder where that big rock ended up.
Eeyore: [notices the big rock rolling his way] Huh? [The rock stops
  just before it hits him and his house.] Phew! My lucky day.

[Lewis, the Guard buys a cup of coffee, just before he is introduced
  to the T-1000]
Lewis, the Guard: Hey Gwen, you want some coffee?
Gwen: No thanks. How bout a beer?
Lewis, the Guard: Yeah, right.
Lewis, the Guard: Hey, I got a full house!
Gwen: Thats good Lewis.
Lewis, the Guard: Must be my lucky day...
[the T-1000 impales his head]

Gus Portokalos: It is YOUR LUCKY DAY... to be baptized into the Greek
  Orthodox Church!

[Seated at a McDonalds, Klaatu begins speaking to Mr. Wu in
  Mandarin]
Klaatu: Youve been out of contact for a long time.
Mr. Wu: I had a dangerous assignment. This is hostile territory.
Klaatu: Ive noticed. I was hoping I could reason with them.
Mr. Wu: Im afraid they are not a reasonable race. Ive been living
  amongst them for seventy years now. I know them well.
Klaatu: And?
Mr. Wu: Any attempt to intercede with them would be futile. They are
  destructive, and they wont change.
Klaatu: Is that your official report?
Mr. Wu: The tragedy is, they know whats going to become of them.
[Both Klaatu and Wu turn to look at Helen, Jacob and Wus grandson
  who are seated at another table]
Mr. Wu: They sense it. But they cant seem to do anything about it.
[They switching to speaking English]
Mr. Wu: Im staying.
Klaatu: You cant stay here.
Mr. Wu: I can and I will.
Klaatu: If you stay, youll die.
Mr. Wu: I know. This is my home now.
Klaatu: You yourself called them a destructive race.
Mr. Wu: Thats true. But still, there is another side. You see, I...
  I love them. It is a very strange thing. I... I... I cant find a
  way to explain it to you. For many years I cursed my luck for being
  sent here. Human life is difficult. But as this life is coming to
  an end... I consider myself lucky... to have lived it.

Rudyard Kipling: [after being informed of Jack’s death] By all
  accounts he was very brave, so few of us have the opportunity to
  play our part properly. But he did. He achieved what he set out to
  achieve.
Caroline Kipling: He must have been in such awful pain.
Rudyard Kipling: If you talked to wounded soldiers they would tell
  you the pain only sets in later. So, he was lucky. I was done with
  quickly.
Caroline Kipling: Dont tell me he was lucky! He wasnt lucky, or...
  or Brave, or happy! Jack was eighteen years and 1 day old! He died
  in the rain, he couldnt see a thing, he was alone! You cant
  persuade me that theres any glory in that!

Alonzo Harris: You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you
  wanna go home? Huh?
Crackhead #1: What you think?
Alonzo Harris: They got room for you at the booty house, you ever
  been to the booty house. Big boys have you grab you ankles...
Crackhead #1: Suck my dick, bitch. I know people.
Alonzo Harris: Thats how it starts. What about you, my man? Wheres
  yo horn?
Crackhead #2: I aint got nothin on me, man.
Alonzo Harris: You sure?
Crackhead #2: Yeah, man.
Alonzo Harris: You got money, though. [pulls out crack] Ooohh, you
  lied to me, you lied to me. Lucky I dont make you eat that, dawg.
  [steps on crack]

Chiaki Mamiya: [the teacher has arrived late] Its our lucky day
Makoto Konno: No, Its my lucky day
Chiaki Mamiya: And that, Why?
Makoto Konno: [Voice-over] People say that when you have a bad day,
  nothing will go fine. But that is not for me. Because Im always
  having luck.
Fukushima sensei: Lets see: Who guesses why the teacher was late?
Yuri Hayakawa: A review?
Fukushima sensei: Exactly, Miss Hayakawa [Everyone Screams: ¿WHAT?]
Makoto Konno: [Voice-over] Anyway, I still have quite lucky

[pointing a plunger at Nick like its a sword]
Chip Thorn: I say there, most incredulous fellow, youre standing in
  my moat. You will most likely be devoured by a crocodile.
Nick Russell: Saltwater or freshwater croc?
Chip Thorn: Uh... freshwater, I think.
Nick Russell: Oh, then it is my lucky day,
[taking the plunger from Chip and points it at him]
Nick Russell: for I know firsthand that its the saltwater croc that
  is more dangerous to man. So Ill just swim on through.
[gives Chip a wink]

Angel: Today for you, tomorrow for me!
Tom: And you should hear her beat.
Mark: You earned this on the street?
Angel: It was my lucky day today on Avenue A when the lady in the
  limousine drove my way - she said, "Darling, be a dear - havent
  slept in a year! I need your help to make my neighbors yappy dog
  disappear! This akita - Evita - just wont shut up! I believe if
  you play nonstop that pup will breathe its very last high-strung
  breath. Im certain that cur will bark itself to death!"

Angel: Today for you, tomorrow for me!
Tom: And you should hear her beat.
Roger: You earned this on the street?
Angel: It was my lucky day today on Avenue A when the lady in the
  limousine drove my way - she said, "Darling, be a dear - havent
  slept in a year! I need your help to make my neighbors yappy dog
  disappear! This akita - Evita - just wont shut up! I believe if
  you play nonstop that pup will breathe its very last high-strung
  breath. Im certain that cur will bark itself to death!"

Max: [Max finds a quarter in the change return of the pay phone] Hot
  dog! My lucky day!

Larry Beale: [in song] Ren got an F. Thats got to be a first. I
  cant believe she messed up so badly. Ren got an F! This is my
  lucky day! Im sorry that it had to end so sadly.
[chorus]
Larry Beale, Classmates: Ren got an F! Ren got an F! Ren got an F!
  Ren got an F!

Taylor: [in the middle of convincing Nicole to date his nephew,
  instead of Luke] Luke Im not talking to you.
Luke: Its my lucky day.

Wendy Simms: What on gods green earth possessed you to do this?
Hodges: It was my lucky day.
Wendy Simms: What?
Hodges: Its my lucky day
Hodges: [music plays and a flashback of Hodges walking toward the
  crime lab appears. He finds a dollar on the ground then looks up to
  see a pretty woman walking by him while smiling at him. He puts the
  dollar in a vending machine and buys lucky chips and while going to
  get them two more bags fall. Then he walks into his lab and checks
  his email and the Threes company board game he bidded on is his.
  Then his results print out and he got a match of 1 out of 600
  billion] When you walked away it was like the stars aligned, it was
  my lucky day.
Wendy Simms: Lucky? You’re a scientist.
Hodges: I was trying to help Grissom
Wendy Simms: Cmon if Gil Grissom were here hed slap your face

[On Celebrity Jeopardy]
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, why dont you pick?
Sean Connery: Looks like this is my lucky day. Ill take The Rapists
  for 800.
Alex Trebek: Thats Therapists! Therapists, not the Rapists.

Jack Mason: [aiming gun at Burns] BANG! [unloads gun, discards
  bullets] Game over. [Drops gun and starts walking away]
Burns: [picks up gun, sees one bullet] Its my lucky day. [Loads gun
  with bullet] Say goodbye, Mason.
Jack Mason: [close up of gun, camera pulls in tight: we see barrel is
  obstructed] Burns, theres something you should always do when you
  find a gun.
Jack Mason: [Burns fires - the gun explodes, killing Burns instantly]
  ALWAYS check the barrel. [walks off into distance]

Liam Bilby: Hey, what do you make of that, Chester? Ive found me an
  honest man. Must be my lucky day.

Fran Pit Stain Jones: [shoves Little Pete to the ground] Have a
  seat, carrot head.
[jumps up to pin him and it freezes in mid air]
Big Pete Wrigley: Meet Pit Stain, my brothers arch enemy. A
  glandular freak dedicated to destroying the kid who gave him, his
  nickname.
Fran Pit Stain Jones: [pins Little Pete] This must be my "Lucky"
  day, right scamp socket.
[Pulls out a mint can]
Fran Pit Stain Jones: Mint?
Little Pete Wrigley: Shove it down your armpit, Pit Stain.
Fran Pit Stain Jones: We all have our problems, Wrigley. Mines
  happens to be glandular.
[grabs him]
Fran Pit Stain Jones: And yours happens to be my fist.
[raises his fist to pound him, but is stopped by Stu]
Stu Benedict: Hi. Stu Benedict, bus driver and youre sweating all
  over me.
[is grossed out]
Little Pete Wrigley: Its his glands.
Fran Pit Stain Jones: It is not. Its just unseasonably warm today
Stu Benedict: I think the weather is perfect for you to take a hike.

[handing Stevie a paper]
Jackie Flannery: Theres a horse running in the first called "Old
  Friend Arrives."
Stevie McGuire: No shit!
[to Terry]
Stevie McGuire: Look at this! First you save my ass, now youre
  gonna win me some money! I love you, Terry, but I gotta go. OTB
  opens in ten minutes. Todays my lucky day.
Terry Noonan: See you later. [Stevie leaves] . Lucky day. Luckiest
  day he ever had, his fuckin dog got run over.
Jackie Flannery: Is he fucked up or is he fucked up?

Sam: You know... you know I always wanted to pop you one? Maybe this
  is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you turned on as I am?
Diane: More.

Sam Malone: [angrily] You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe
  this is my lucky day.
Diane Chambers: [more angrily] You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam Malone: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane Chambers: More.

[Sam and Diane are about to have their first kiss]
Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I
  ever met!
Diane: And you, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered...
Sam: SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth!
Diane: Make me!
Sam: Make you? Why, Im... Im gonna... Im gonna bounce you off
  every wall in this office!
Diane: Try it and youll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say
  funnier.
Sam: You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky
  day.
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane: More.
Sam: Bet me. [They kiss]

[on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
Sean Connery: It looks like this is my lucky day! Ill take "The
  Rapists" for 0.
Alex Trebek: Thats "therapists", not "the rapists".

Aunt Esther: Today is my lucky day.
Fred Sanford: Why? Did you look at yourself in the mirror and it
  didnt break?