Movie Quotes for Lesbianas+y+la+caliente+niña+julieta,+las

Fray Diego de La Coruña: What a strange Spanish class you were
  having! It might be the acoustics, but from over there... it
  sounded as if you two were barking.
Tecuichpo: Some things can only be said in Mexican, Your Excellency.
Fray Diego de La Coruña: Oh, yes, such as?
Topiltzin: [in Nahuatl] Tiquilnamiqui.
Fray Diego de La Coruña: And that is?
Topiltzin: [first lines in Spanish] To search in the deepest part of
  yourself... both with your heart and with your liver.

Osbourne Cox: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would
  experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend your empty
  little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your
  Schwinn bicycle back there.
Chad Feldheimer: Y-you think thats a Schwinn?

Eric Northman: If you have any silver on you now would be the time to
  reveal it.
Lafayette Reynolds: Now way! I aint that stupid!
Eric Northman: Yes you are.
[swiping his mouth, looking at his hand]
Eric Northman: Is there blood in my hair?
Lafayette Reynolds: What?
Eric Northman: Is there blood in my hair?
Lafayette Reynolds: I... I dont know I cant see in this light.
Eric Northman: [goes over quickly] How about now?
Lafayette Reynolds: [shaking] Y... yeah t... theres a little bit of
  blood in there, yeah.
Eric Northman: This is bad. Pam is going to kill me.
Lafayette Reynolds: Who the fuck is Pam?
Eric Northman: Do you want to meet her?
Lafayette Reynolds: No. No, Im good.
Eric Northman: Well youre going to.
[taking the chain from the collar]
Lafayette Reynolds: Where you taking me?
Eric Northman: To find out what you know. I wouldnt try anything
  rash if I were you. Im still hungry.

Miranda Priestly: [Miranda and some assistants are deciding between
  two similar belts for an outfit. Andy sniggers because she thinks
  they look exactly the same] Something funny?
Andy Sachs: No, no, nothing. Yknow, its just that both those belts
  look exactly the same to me. Yknow, Im still learning about all
  this stuff.
Miranda Priestly: This... stuff? Oh... ok. I see, you think this
  has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select
  out, oh I dont know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance,
  because youre trying to tell the world that you take yourself too
  seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you
  dont know is that that sweater is not just blue, its not
  turquoise, its not lapis, its actually cerulean. Youre also
  blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a
  collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St
  Laurent, wasnt it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think
  we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the
  collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through
  the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic
  casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance
  bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and
  countless jobs and so its sort of comical how you think that
  youve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry
  when, in fact, youre wearing the sweater that was selected for you
  by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa
  Ramirez a thief!
Zack Martin: No ones got the time!

Arthur Carlin: Hey, its good to see you, Ashley.
Ashley Davies: Nice to see you too, Mr.C. [Ashley and Spencer walk
  into the living roon and sit down on the couch] .
Spencer Carlin: So?
Ashley Davies: So... Im sorry. Im sorry for the "come here, go
  away" trip Ive been putting you through.
Spencer Carlin: Okay... why would you do that?
Ashley Davies: Because I want you. And I dont want to hurt you.
Spencer Carlin: I can take care of myself. And with some left over to
  take care of you.
Ashley Davies: Come to my place tonight. Moms going to be in La
  Costa for a couple of days.
Spencer Carlin: Okay... [Ashley and Spencer smile at each other] .

[De La Vega defeats a roomfull of guards after Joaquin breaks him out
  of his cell]
Joaquin: Where did you learn to do that?
Zorro: Prison changes a man.

Plankton: Lord knows Ive tried. Ive exhausted every evil plan in my
  filing cabinet... from A to Y!
Karen the Computer: A to Y?
Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen the Computer: What about Z?
Plankton: Z?
Karen the Computer: Z... The letter after Y...
Plankton: [searching thorugh the file cabinet] W, X, Y... Z. Plan Z!
  Here it is, just like you said.
Karen the Computer: Oh, boy.
Plankton: Its evil. Its diabolical. Its lemon-scented. This Plan Z
  cant possibly fail!

Gob: [Gobs wife has served him divorce papers] And now shes
  stomping on my heart.
Michael Bluth: Whats her first name? Quickly.
Gob: [flustered] Crindee.
Michael Bluth: Names not Crindee, Gob.
Gob: [Reads papers] Ah, Saul Zetzmann. Nope. Thats her lawyer. Well,
  shes GOT a name. And Im gonna find out what it is. And Im gonna
  make a pun on it. And thats what Ill call her. Bad example: if
  her names Amy, Ill call her "Blame-y."
Michael Bluth: Thats a strong defense.

Steve Meinke: After Road Rules I moved to LA to pursue a career in
  acting... wait a second... that was everyone else.

Willy Loman 3000: Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of
  intelligent young men.
Carl: Na-hah, its just the glasses.

Maya Wilkes: [recounting story of Jabari as a newborn] Lets just say
  LA Transit gets a bad rap. Because they do return lost items.
Toni Childs: You left Jingle-Jangle on the bus?
Maya Wilkes: No! I left Jingle-Jangle at the bus stop.

Dana Whitaker: Dave, Chris, Will, what are you guys doing tomorrow
  morning at ten?
Dave: Gotta basketball game at the "Y".
Will: Yeah, its a 3-on-3 with the guys from ...
Dana Whitaker: Dave, Chris, Will, what are you guys doing tomorrow
  morning at ten?
Chris: Fixing the sound system?
Dana Whitaker: There ya go.

Buffy: She was looking to go all payback-y on Glory for a minute, but
  I cooled her down a little. Actually a lot.
Spike: So, shes not gonna do anything rash then.
Buffy: No. I explained there was no point.
Spike: Mm-hmm.
Buffy: What?
Spike: You... so youre saying that a powerful and mightily pissed
  off witch was planning on going and spilling herself a few pints of
  god blood until you, what...”explained"?
Buffy: You think she...? No. I told Willow it would be like suicide.
Spike: Id do it. Right person. Person I loved. Id do it.

Anya: Im sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life
  to come in here and get in the way of mine.
Xander: Anya, play nice.
Anya: You know, fine, take her side instead of mine even though Im
  the one who sleeps with you, and feeds you, bathes you...
Willow: [looking disturbed] She bathes you?
Xander: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way. Not in a sponge-bath-y,
  geriatric sort of...
Rupert Giles: Please. Stop, I beg of you.

Gaz: Y know Dave, its a thought...
Gerald: Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around
  Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Now that *would* be worth
  10 quid...
Gaz: Dont be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
Gerald: Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope!

[Token has unknowingly watched a disturbing pornographic movie]
Tokens Mom: Token? Did the boys come over and... show you a movie?
[Token just stares and remains silent]
Tokens Dad: Token? [Token remains silent] All right, Token, we know
  you must be very confused about what you saw.
[Token keeps staring and remains silent]
Randy Marsh: Yes, er... you see, Token, that was called a
  pornographic film. It shows adult men and adult women having sexual
  intercourse.
[Token still keeps silent]
Randy Marsh: Well, y-you see, when a-when a man and a woman fall in
  love, the-the man puts his penis in the womans vagina. Its called
  lovemaking and its part of being in love.
Token Williams: [after a long silence] And when the woman has four
  penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees
  on them, is that part of being in love too? [another silence] Five
  midgets, spanking a man covered with 1000-isles dressing. Is that
  making love?
Tokens Dad: [Aghast] Jesus, what kind of porno was that?
Gerald Broflovski: It was "Backdoor Sluts #9".
Tokens Dad: Oh Jesus, not that one! [his wife gives him a foul look]

Agatha Trunchbull: [pointing her riding crop at Amanda] Can you
  spell?
Amanda Thripp: Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word
  yesterday. We can spell "difficulty".
Agatha Trunchbull: You couldnt spell "difficulty" if your life
  depended on it.
Amanda Thripp: She taught us with a poem.
Agatha Trunchbull: [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] A
  poem? How sweet. What poem would that be?
Amanda Thripp: Mrs. D, Mrs. I...
[everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]
Amanda Thripp: [chanting with the rest of the class] Mrs. F-F-I. Mrs.
  C, Mrs. U., Mrs. L-T-Y!
Agatha Trunchbull: [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all
  the children instantly face forward] WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN
  MARRIED?
[moves between the desks]
Agatha Trunchbull: Mrs. D? Mrs. I? Youre supposed to be teaching
  SPELLING! Not poetry! [whacks the desk again with her riding crop]

[Jay explains the details of Operation Drive By to Silent Bob]
Jay: First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters.
  Id do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night.
  Neetch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out
  cold. Thats when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie
  Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin pin and bickety bam, the
  motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.

David Corelli: Where did she go?
Matt Gavin: LA, just for a couple of days.
David Corelli: Think shes coming back?
Matt Gavin: Maybe when we get a divorce, you can marry her.
David Corelli: Cool.
Matt Gavin: She said you were a terrible lover.
David Corelli: She lies to protect your frail ego.
Matt Gavin: She said thats why she chose me.
David Corelli: Everybody make mistakes.

Dr. Bill Capa: Do I need a lawyer?
Hector Martinez: Youre in LA. Everyone needs a lawyer.

Shel-la: [holding up a phaser] This is an energy weapon?
Commander Sisko: Yes.
Shel-la: The Ennis stopped using directed energy weapons centuries
  ago. Not damaging enough.

[first lines]
[Richard is shaving]
Hyacinth: Breakfasts on the table, Richard!
Richard: Early retirement.
Hyacinth: [singing] Dee la dah la dee. Wear your best suit, dear. It
  is your last day. I want you to look particularly smart. After all,
  its not everyone who gets offered early retirement. La dee, la
  dee. Swagger a bit. Put a bit of swank on. Im the last person to
  put myself forward, as you know, but I do think it wont hurt the
  neighbours to see whos lucky enough to get early retirement round
  here. La dee.

Karen Maruyama: Well having a baby should be given to men, Cause
  when I have mine I killed my O.B. - G.Y.N. Hey, having a baby, it
  makes me want to beg, Cause nothings more painful than seeing
  that thing drop through your legs. Ow!

[In a phone booth]
Raymond: Its definitely very small in here. [Tries to leave]
Charlie: Small, and safe. Dont wanna miss the party. You know that,
  theres a party in your honor Ray. When we get to LA, therell be a
  little custody hearing. Lawyers are setting it up right now. Know
  why theres a party for you? Because youre the ,000,000 man.