Movie Quotes for I+cant+think+straight+

[Yasmin comes downstairs in an "I Cant Think Straight" t-shirt]
Yasmin: [to her concerned father, regarding her mother] Dont worry,
  she wont get it.
Leylas mother: Get what?
Yasmin: Nothing.

Leyla: [to her mother] Im gay!
Leylas Father: [enters] Im home! [pauses] What did I miss?
Leyla: Im gay.
Leylas Father: But Ive only been gone two hours!

Maya: You two are so worried about other cultures... London, Greece.
  What about your own heritage? Did you ever think about that? India
  has one of the richest cultures in the world.
Yasmin: Well Im glad you said that Mom, cause Im thinking of
  spending six months out there... backpacking.
Maya: Youre not going backpacking. And in India of all places!
Yasmin: What about the culture? The heritage?
Maya: What about being raped and murdered? And clean underwear?
Leyla: Are you going to take underwear Yasmin?

Zina: You know, I think I found those weapons of mass destruction
  Bush was looking for. How clever of him to disguise them as two
  arab housewives.

Woman at end of movie: [after being told Leyla is lesbian] Shes
  what? But some of my best friends are Lebanese!

Leyla: Have you ever done this before?
Tala: Slept with a woman while my fiancé makes wedding preparations?
  Nope, never done that before.

Leylas mother: Are you trying to kill me? Creeping into the house
  like a robber.

Uncle Ramzi: Handsome is good. But ask your auntie why she married
  me. Looks and character come and go. Only large sums of money last
  forever.

Yasmin: Theyre in love.
Ali: Who?
Yasmin: Sonny and Cher. [pause]
Yasmin: Leyla and Tala.

Leylas Mother: [referring to Ethiopian Bread] Will someone take this
  awful bread back to Africa where it belongs?

[singing]
Jason: I cant believe Ive never seen/I can, like, not understand
  it/this is the first fucking time I see you [oooh oooh] /youre an
  awesome way to pass the time/yeah, youre the bitch in my life/like
  lightning, whats wrong with me?[woooh oooh oooh] I think Ive been
  blind until today/when you suddenly looked at me and said/Fuck off
  and die - youre too ugly for me, and your mother goes for 0/you
  said it straight to my face/[woooh ooh] what do you want?/babe, Im
  standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in
  your space/it feels so fucking wild/think of all the time Ive
  wasted/youre all I want, I think Ive been converted [ooh ooh]
  /and suddenly here I stand/now I can see how fine you are/and Ill
  get really pissed if you have a boyfriend [oooh oooh oooh] /I can
  only hope that you will be my girl/ and you are motherfucking fresh
  on it, who came and said to me/Fuck off and die - youre too ugly
  for me, and your mother goes for 0/you said it straight to my
  face/[woooh ooh] what do you want?/babe, Im standing here like a
  nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/Fuck off
  and die - youre too ugly for me, and your mother goes for 0/you
  said it straight to my face/[woooh ooh] what do you want?/babe, Im
  standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in
  your space...

Alvin Straight: You dont think about getting old when youre
  young... you shouldnt.
Cyclist #1: Must be something good about gettin old?
Alvin Straight: Well I cant imagine anything good about being blind
  and lame at the same time but, still at my age Ive seen about all
  that life has to dish out. I know to separate the wheat from the
  chaff, and let the small stuff fall away.
Cyclist #2: So, uh, whats the worst part about being old, Alvin?
Alvin Straight: Well, the worst part of being old is rememberin when
  you was young.

[Bolts stomach growls]
Bolt: Ah! What is that?
Mittens: What?
Bolt: [stomach growls again] That! Okay, you have two seconds to tell
  me what youve implanted in me, cat! Poison? A parasite? Poison?
  Wait, I just said that, didnt I? See, Im all discombobulated! I
  cant think straight!
Mittens: [in disgust] Oh, I dont believe this. Youre hungry!
[Bolts stomach growls a third time]
Bolt: [jumps on Mittens] Where is the antidote?
Mittens: Okay, okay! Alright!
[Mittens shows Bolt a trailer park]
Mittens: Theres your antidote: food.

Ling: But Chosen One, Id like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I
  just cant. I wont! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: He wasnt at the restaurant, do you know where he is?
Ling: No, I wont tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me.
  WEE-OOH!
Chosen One: Look Ling, those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I
  cant think straight!
Ling: Youll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make
  it, never. Dont you see you cant make it?
[Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly yelling]
Chosen One: [calmly] I implore you to reconsider.
Ling: Hmmmmm, OK.

Teresa Lisbon: Cut him some slack. Hes just playing the guy. He
  doesnt mean it.
Virgil Minelli: Doesnt he? You know what Red John does to him. He
  cant think straight. He would do all that *and* more, if you let
  him.
Teresa Lisbon: I wont let him!

Seamus Harper: Give me a break. I cant love straight when Im in
  think.
Dylan Hunt: Whatever that means.

Beka Valentine: Hmm. Just once Id like to rescue an ugly woman.
Seamus Harper: And ruin my chances of being smitten by or smoting a
  beautiful woman?
Seamus Harper: Leave me alone. I cant love straight when Im in
  think.

Daisy: Why dont we have a second honeymoon?
Onslow: I remember what happened the first time.
Daisy: Me too. I remember what happened the first time.
Onslow: We argued the all the time.
Daisy: Not all the time
Onslow: Nearly all the time. I couldnt get over that confession of
  yours!
Daisy: Well, I thought it was only proper. If we were starting
  married life, we shouldnt have any secrets.
Onslow: But what a time to spring it on a bloke. On his wedding
  night! I barely got started on all your new underwear and then you
  told me.
Daisy: I thought it was a bit much, you getting straight up and going
  out for a long walk.
Onslow: I had to think about things. I had to decide if I could live
  with it.
Daisy: I cant think what was so bad about it!
Onslow: You should have come clean about it before we got married.
Daisy: You wouldnt have married me.
Onslow: You were lucky I didnt divorce you.
Daisy: Its not grounds for divorce.
Onslow: Being a Liverpool supporter!

Sarge: Come in.
Nurse Brenda: Hey Sarge.
Sarge: Nurse Brenda? Is everything okay?
Nurse Brenda: No.
Sarge: Whats wrong? Dont tell me we have a poison ivy out break.
Nurse Brenda: No. Its nothing like that.
Sarge: Thank goodness.
Nurse Brenda: Im here for personal business.
Sarge: Okay. Shoot.
Nurse Brenda: These boys come to me, all the time, all bruised up and
  bloody.
Sarge: Uh...
Nurse Brenda: And it gets me really horny.
Sarge: It does?
Nurse Brenda: Yes. I think I know what we can do about it.
Sarge: Uh...
Nurse Brenda: Im really horny, Sarge. Im so horny that i just cant
  think straight. I want you to do me Sarge. Right her and right now.
Sarge: Uh... I cant.
Nurse Brenda: Not even for these? Look at them Sarge. All the boys
  out there would love to get their hands on these.
Sarge: I cant.
Nurse Brenda: They feel really good. Taste even better.
Sarge: No. Cover up. Shell be in here any minute.
Nurse Brenda: Im not leaving till Im satisfied.
Sarge: Okay. Later tonight. Meet me here after the camp fire. Now
  hurry!
Mrs. Beadle: Nurse Brenda. There you are. What are you doing here?
  There was a collision on the football field. I got 10 male campers
  with bloody noses, broken arms, and I think one kid has a
  concussion. Go see to them now.
Nurse Brenda: Yummy!

Patrick Jane: And he would have lead you straight to Red John.
Teresa Lisbon: Youd be dead.
Patrick Jane: But you would have Red John.
Teresa Lisbon: I dont think you mean what you say. I think youd
  choose life.
Patrick Jane: Well, you think wrong.
Teresa Lisbon: No. No. You think wrong. Cant you see theres people
  who care about you, who need you? Youre being selfish and
  childish. And I want you to stop it.

Barry: Why wont you leave me alone?
Sookie Stackhouse: Because Ive never met another telepath. Have you?
Barry: No and dont say that word.
Sookie Stackhouse: Its what you are. Nobody else knows what its
  like to be us. We need to stick together. Its nothing to be
  ashamed of.
Barry: Yes it is! My life is shit. I cant do anything normal people
  do. If Im not around a bunch of vampires, I cant hardly think
  straight.
Sookie Stackhouse: I used to feel exactly the same. Like I had a
  disability.
Barry: More like a curse.
Sookie Stackhouse: But lately since I met my boyfriend, it seems like
  telepathy can come in handy some times. You can even make a little
  money.
Barry: Than youre even crazier than I am.

Sookie Stackhouse: Grans gone. Shes really gone.
Tara Thornton: Yes, she is.
Sookie Stackhouse: I dont know what Im supposed to do... Cant even
  think straight.

Serena van der Woodsen: Morning. Anybody notice the weather today?
Blair Waldorf: What?
Serena van der Woodsen: Take a look outside, B. My first response
  would be that the sky is a clear blue easy.
Blair Waldorf: Dorota you may be excused now.
Serena van der Woodsen: I cant believe you didnt tell me about you
  and Nate.
Blair Waldorf: What did he say?
Serena van der Woodsen: Nothing. Chuck did, when I went to see him
  because I thought maybe he could talk some sense into you.
Blair Waldorf: You had no right to do that.
Serena van der Woodsen: I was trying to help you B. I took a public
  bullet for you. Let another rumor about me run rampant, the whole
  school heard, even Dan.
Eleanor Waldorf: Whats going on?
Serena van der Woodsen: Ask Blair. Her version of the storys always
  better. [looks at Blair] Fine. [Serena leaves]
Eleanor Waldorf: You alright?
Blair Waldorf: Never been better.
Eleanor Waldorf: Well Serena has. Whats wrong?
Blair Waldorf: I dont know. I cant be held responsible for her mood
  swings.
Eleanor Waldorf: Were you arguing about the possibility that your
  condition may have returned?
Blair Waldorf: No and it hasnt.
Eleanor Waldorf: I heard you. The other day in your bathroom with the
  water running.
Blair Waldorf: Im very stressed and with you and Serena down my
  throat I can hardly think straight, never mind keep food down.
Eleanor Waldorf: Maybe you just need to take a little break, visit
  your father. Leon is beautiful this time of year.
Blair Waldorf: Maybe this summer!
Eleanor Waldorf: Summer sounds great, finish your breakfast.

Ethan Eisenberg: I know Im not dad, but if you ever need to talk to
  someone I could try to manufacture something that sounds lucid.
Brett Eisenberg: [pause] The only thing that I cant bear, thats
  killing me... Is the thought that he was worried about me when he
  died.
Ethan Eisenberg: He wasnt worried.
Brett Eisenberg: How do you know?
Ethan Eisenberg: I was here the morning that dad got the phone call
  from Mickey. Well, after he hung up the phone, I told him would
  gladly assassinate Archie, if thats what he wanted. You know a
  dieing wish vendetta type of thing.
Brett Eisenberg: Very comforting.
Ethan Eisenberg: Anyway, he said, "Thanks, but I think Brett can take
  care of herself."
Brett Eisenberg: He really said that?
Ethan Eisenberg: Yeah. Thats straight from the words of Robert
  Eisenberg, MD.
Brett Eisenberg: MD... My Dad.

Jen: Oh for Gods sake, are you gay? Are you a gay man?
Philip: No!
Jen: Are you?
Philip: No!
Jen: No, brilliant, good. Thats all I wanted to know. I dont mind
  one way or the other, you know, I just like being clear. I dont
  want any ambiguity.
Philip: What on earth made you think I was gay?
Jen: Well, you know, I can just pull it out of the air. You know, you
  just brought me to a gay musical, called Gay. Youre laughing
  like mad at every gay reference. Your friends... ALL of whom are
  gay say hello by tickling you.
Philip: Jen, what century are you living in? Do you think a man has
  to be gay to like a gay musical? Can a straight man not have
  homosexual friends? And since when was tickling gay? I missed that
  meeting. Jen, Jen, come here [hugs her]
Jen: Im sorry, I guess you just threw me when you borrowed our copy
  of Heat.
Philip: [bursts into tears] Oh God, its true! Its true, Im gay!
  Im a gay man. I tried to hide from it and deny it, but I cant, I
  cant, I cant. Oh Jen, what am I gonna do? I thought I could make
  it work between us coz you looked a bit like a man!