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Movie Name: Desperate Hours (1990)
Quote: Michael Bosworth: Everythings under control. Timmys got the idea.
Movie Name: The Desperate Hours (1955)
Quote: [last lines]
Ralphie Hilliard: Dad?
Dan Hilliard: Yes, Ralph?
[Ralph whispers something in his fathers ear, and the two embrace]
Movie Name: The Desperate Hours (1955)
Quote: [first lines]
[the morning newspaper hits the front door]
Eleanor Hilliard: Ill get it, darling.
Dan Hilliard: Some morning Im gonna catch up with that kid.
Movie Name: The Desperate Hours (1955)
Quote: Dan Hilliard: Get out. Get out of my house!
Movie Name: The Desperate Hours (1955)
Quote: Glenn Griffin: You dont have it in ya, Pop.
Dan Hilliard: Yes I do. You put it there.
Movie Name: The Desperate Hours (1955)
Quote: Glenn Griffin: You listen to your old man, kid. He knows where its
buttered.
Movie Name: The Desperate Hours (1955)
Quote: Glenn Griffin: [when Hilliard threatens him with a gun] You havent
got it in you, Pop.
Dan Hilliard: Ive got it in me, all right. *You* put it there.
Movie Name: Desperate Housewives (2004)
Quote: Lynette: Hi. My baby-sitter cancelled.
Bree: Ive got millions of errands to run so...
Lynette: Please hear me out, this is important. Today I have a chance
to join the human race for a few hours - there are actual adults
waiting for me with margaritas. Look, Im in a dress, I have
make-up on.
Bree: If it were any other day?
Lynette: Oh, for Gods sake, Bree, Im wearing pantyhose.
Movie Name: Desperate Housewives (2004)
Quote: Gabrielle Lang: [about Ellie] There have been men coming out of her
room at all hours of the night. And I saw her counting a wad of
cash.
Movie Name: Desperate Housewives (2004)
Quote: Danielle Van De Kamp: Why cant we ever have normal soup?
Bree: Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.
Danielle Van De Kamp: Just once, can we have a soup that people have
heard of. Like French Onion, or Navy Bean?
Bree: First of all, your Father cant eat onions. Hes deathly
allergic. And I wont even dignify your navy bean suggestion.
[turns to Andrew] So, hows the osso buco?
Andrew Van De Kamp: Its okay.
Bree: Its okay? Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal. How
do you think it makes me feel when you say "its okay" in that
sullen tone?
Andrew Van De Kamp: Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?
Bree: [shocked] Excuse me?
Andrew Van De Kamp: Tim Harpers Mom gets home from work, pops open a
can of pork and beans, and boom, theyre eating. Everyones happy.
Bree: Youd rather I serve pork and beans?
Danielle Van De Kamp: [turns to Andrew] Apologize now, I am begging.
Andrew Van De Kamp: Im saying, do you always have to serve cuisine?
Cant we ever just have food?
Bree: Are you doing drugs?
Andrew Van De Kamp: What?
Bree: Change in behavior is one of the warning signs and you have
been as fresh as paint for the last six months. That certainly
would explain why youre always locked in the bathroom.
Danielle Van De Kamp: Trust me, that is not what he is doing.
Andrew Van De Kamp: Shut up. [to Bree] Mom, Im not the one with the
problem, all right. Youre the one whos acting like shes running
for Mayor of Stepford.
Bree: [at the dinner table] Rex, seeing that youre the head of this
household I would really appreciate it if you said something.
Rex: Pass the salt?
Movie Name: The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Quote: Granny Hawkins: So, youll be Josey Wales.
Josey Wales: Now, how might you know that, Granny?
Granny Hawkins: Soldiers were here looking for you bout two hours
ago. [Josey looks at Carstairs]
Sim Carstairs: Uh, I was goin to mention that to you... as soon as I
got the chance.
Granny Hawkins: They say you killed your own men.
Jamie: Those lying, blue-scum bellies...
Granny Hawkins: They say youre a hard put and desperate man, Josey
Wales. Theyre goin to heel and hide you to a barn door. You know
what I say?
Josey Wales: Whats that?
Granny Hawkins: I say that big talks worth doodly-squat. Now, them
poultices be laced with feathermoss and mustard root. Mind you drop
water on em occasional and keep em damp. [Walks off] You can pay
me when you see me again, Josey Wales.
Josey Wales: I reckon so.
Movie Name: Open All Hours (1976)
Quote: Mr Wilkinson: Next time you feel desperate for an egg, lad, pause,
and remember where its come from. The worlds full of nasty
places, Granville.
Movie Name: Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six (2008)
Quote: Strong Bad: One of our primary unlicensed licensees is shady
daycares. You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are
surrounded by barbed wire. [a daycare center called Papa Cardgages
Puddin Patch is depicted] They *love* to illegally use trademarked
characters to earn desperate parents trust.
Senor Cardgage: [inside the daycare, singing to "Frère Jacques"]
Where is Tompkins? Where is coleslaw? Here I am...
Strong Bad: Man, if I ever have kids, I cant wait to drop em off at
the puddin patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!
Movie Name: House M.D. (2004)
Quote: Dr. Gregory House: [obnoxiously] You Jewish?
Dr. Petra Gilmar: [keeping her cool] Yes.
Dr. Gregory House: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
Dr. James Wilson: [desperate to change the subject] Uh... uh...
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Two hours of begging?
Dr. Gregory House: I heard four.
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Well, actually... Im only half Jewish.
Movie Name: Swingers (1996)
Quote: [Its 2:32am, and Mike decides to call Nikki, a girl he met just a
few hours ago]
[Nikkis machine picks up: Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message]
Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the
Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time...
and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway,
my number is 213-555-4679 - [the machine beeps]
[Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded
like your machine mightve cut me off when I, before I finished
leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, yknow, and also, sorry to call
so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew
Id get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my numbers 21 - [the machine
beeps]
[Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 213-555-4679. Thats it. I just wanna leave my number. I didnt
want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just
hang out and see where it goes cuz its nice and, yknow, no
expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye. [hangs up]
[Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again;
once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help
explain why Im acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that.
Its not you, its me. Im sorry... This is Mike. [hangs up]
[Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get
in? Im gonna be up for awhile and Id just rather speak to you in
person instead of trying to fit it all into - [the machine beeps]
Fuck!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. Its uh, uh, its just, uh, this just isnt
working out. I think youre great, but maybe we should just take
some time off from each other. Its not you, its me. Its what Im
going through, alright? Its uh... its only been 6 months ...
Nikki: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you
listening all along?
Nikki: Dont ever call me again. [hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess youre home.
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