Movie Quotes for D8+b3+d9+83+d8+b3+d9+86+d9+8a+d9+83+d8+b5+d9+88

Clive: I dont think I ever want to have sex.
Gypsy: Mm-hmm
Clive: Im serious.
Gypsy: Ok.
Clive: I just want someone to kiss, with big, soft, delicious lips.
  Hed have to smother me in old-school romance. I mean, candles and
  incense, Moët and Chandon, but only in a deserted castle in the
  south of France.
Gypsy: [releases pent-up laughter] Oh my god. You are so much more of
  a girl than I am.

Woman: Excuese me. May I ask you a question? Do you think its
  appropriate to dance in a graveyard?
Clive: Dont you think that we should dance while we can?
Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and
  especially for yourself.
Gypsy: Excuse me?
Woman: I didnt want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty
  girl, but that [points at Gypsys cleavage bearing ensemble] would
  be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your
  size.
Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful.
  Havent you heard? And for the record, I dont give a flying fuck
  or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. Youre
  dismissed.

Gypsy: [to Clive] I want the world to hear my voice, you know. I want
  them to write my lyrics on their AOL profiles just like they do
  Stevie. And when my CD comes out, I want all these assholes to line
  up at the fucking mall and kiss my ass one sound-scan at a time.

Clive: Sex just seems so... messy.
Gypsy: Oh, no, no. Sex can be awesome. Not that I would remember,
  but...
Clive: Maybe you and I should try.
Gypsy: Yeah, well, I think Im past my wayward-sex fag-hag test-fuck
  phase... but thanks for the offer. Its just "been there, done
  that."
Clive: At least Id know for sure.
Gypsy: Honey, youre a queer, with a capital "Q."
Clive: Ok, you know what? Some of us dont care to be defined by our
  sexuality.
Gypsy: Ok, sorry. Can I ask you a question?
Clive: What?
Gypsy: Are you gay?
Clive: Yes! But I dont have anything in common with those people. I
  mean, like I give a rats ass about Judy Garland or... Stonewall!
  [Gypsy laughs] Being queer is a very small part of me.
Gypsy: Yeah, whatever.

Freddie Mercury: [introducing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"] This
  shitty guitar never plays the chords I want it to play. It only
  knows three chords, but lets see what happens...

Freddie Mercury: You know something? Theres been a lot of rumours
  lately, about a certain band called Queen. The rumours are that
  were going to split up, what do you think? [audience yells "No!"
  and Freddie points at his ass]
Freddie Mercury: Theyre talking from here! My apologies, but I say
  what I want. You can forget those rumours, were going to stay
  together until we fucking well die, I assure you.

Brad: You wouldnt have these problems if you would just follow my
  rules: 100. Friends dont let friends fuck ugly people 99. Try
  everything twice, the first time you might have been doing it wrong
  98. Fat girls give the best head because theyre always hungry 97.
  Cologne: overrated... Deodorant: a must 96. Blondes are usually too
  dumb to realize theyre having more fun 95. After puberty, thats
  not "baby fat" 94. ATM = the Holy Grail 93. All hippie chicks deep
  throat, but few vegans swallow 92. Women like shoes. They will look
  at yours; purchase accordingly 91. BBBJ or why bother? 90. Women
  cannot parallel park 89. If you wanna fuck it, youve got to be
  willing to lick it. 88. Ass, stomach, legs, boobs - in that order
  87. If its not dirty, youre doing something wrong 86. If a
  friends apartment is running low on toilet paper, youre required
  to use it all 85. Cheerleaders are overrated 84. Under no
  circumstance may two men share an umbrella 83. Never allow a
  conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have
  sex with her 82. Other than in February, the 14th of every month is
  Pizza and Blowjob Night 81. Dogs are better than cats... period 80.
  Bigger is never better when theyre fake 79. Dont leave the house
  until youre camera ready 78. A period does not equal a week off
  from sex 77. Mustaches and hunting = gay 76. Sucking your best
  friends dick = priceless 75. You are not accountable if you bring
  ugly people home, unless you fuck them again in the morning 74. If
  her mom isnt a MILF, chances are she wont be one either 73. Fake
  orgasms count, as long as theyre not yours 72. The G-spot does not
  exist 71. There is NOTHING sexy about pregnant women 70.
  Persistence gets you laid 69. Never give yourself a haircut while
  drunk 68. No panties = a good night 67. Drinks hard liquor = a
  great night 66. Tongue piercing = God loves you! 65. Saliva isnt
  always the best lubricant, just the most fun to apply 64. White
  cotton panties and knee socks. Enough said! 63. Never lend money to
  friends 62. Never lend books, CDs, or DVDs to anyone 61. The month
  you finish paying for your car, it will break down 60. Elvis is not
  dead 59. Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone 58. Whats good for
  you usually wont taste better. Example: processed peanut butter
  vs. the all-natural kind 57. People who dont use turn signals
  deserve mandatory prison sentences 56. Never let a girl shave your
  balls 55. Porn saves lives 54. Republicans are better at... well...
  nothing 53. If youve never had New Haven brick oven pizza, youve
  never had pizza. There is no pizza in New York or Chicago. Dont
  argue, youll just sound foolish 52. Old country = cool Alt-country
  = really cool New country = sucks 51. Condition your hair once a
  day 50. Masturbate twice a day 49. Eat three square meals every day
  48. Women should never cut their hair, unless theyre going to play
  for the other team 47. Crying is blackmail 46. Your choice: spay or
  neuter your pet... or yourself 45. If she sleeps in your bed, sex
  is a given 44. If a girl leaves her dirty panties lying around, she
  wants you to sniff them 43. Theres no such thing as "giving 110%"
  42. Halloween is the only holiday that matters 41. Sympathy sex
  trumps make-up sex 40. Body hair just gets in the way 39. Rip
  bread, dont slice it 38. Every man should learn how to dance, but
  no other man should know he can 37. Men have no right to speak on
  the subject of abortion 36. Every decade gives us only one great
  double album: The White Album, Exile On Main Street, London
  Calling, Being There, and Cold Roses. 35. Chivalry is not dead, but
  she has to earn it 34. Watch Carnival Of Souls at least once in
  your lifetime 33. If your pubic hair is blonde or red, shaving is
  optional 32. You can cheat on girls with hairy legs 31. If they
  dont answer, it means yes 30. Never turn down a chance to sleep
  with a celebrity 29. Sex is better in warmer climates 28. Emo guys
  = gay; emo gals = easy marks 27. Never trust people who dont drink
  coffee 26. Springsteen really is The Boss 25. If theres a problem,
  talk it out 24. If you cant talk it out: fuck, then try again 23.
  Never lease what you can buy 22. Never break up using a post-it
  note, her biker friends will hurt you for it 21. Never say "no" to
  a green-eyed girl 20. Live life as if The Catcher In The Rye were
  your bible 19. Dont lie, you will get caught 18. Admit that the
  1986 Mets were the greatest baseball team of all time and life will
  be easier 17. Know the legal age of consent in every place you
  visit 16. Wild animals belong in the wild, not in zoos, fairs, or
  roadside attractions 15. Pussy farts are charming 14. Only wear a
  bra if youre going to offend me 13. Beauty is in the eye of the
  beer-holder 12. Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye
  11. Never underestimate the power of stupid peoplein large groups
  10. When in doubt, mumble 9. Masturbation is overrated 8. Small
  boobs are misunderstood 7. Better to be feared than loved, but even
  better to have your love feared 6. Handcuffs are the ultimate sex
  toy 5. If you cant convince them, confuse them 4. Quiet girls are
  the most likely to toss your salad 3. Women do not understand
  remote controls, there is no exception to this rule 2. Never
  overthink... And the most important rule of all: Friends dont
  fuck.

Leo: [Leo and Hyde playing Battleships] B3!
Steven Hyde: Hit! Damn, you sank my battleship!
Leo: You know a well-maintained fleet is the backbone of any military
  structure, and with your floating arsenal depleted, your troops are
  likely to suffer some serious collateral damage.
Steven Hyde: [confused] Huh...
Leo: Hey, you know what, man? I think I might have been in the Navy!

[on whether to disclose the loss of a stealth bomber]
Giles Prentice: Wait. Were making a mistake.
Secretary Baird: Giles? You, uh, have some input you wish to share
  with us?
Giles Prentice: Yes, sir. Aviation Week has been following the
  development of the B3 for years. They have "stringers" - guys
  camping out in lawn chairs all night out by the Whiteman perimeter
  fence - watching just in case one of these things take off. Now,
  theyre gonna know that one took off last night, and theyre gonna
  know that it didnt come back. Now, we put out a press-release
  saying a C141 went down in Utah, theyre gonna put two and two
  together. Aviation Week is gonna run a story, everyones gonna know
  what really happened, and were all gonna look extremely stupid.
  Were better off just telling the truth.
Secretary Baird: The truth? Howd you get this job?

[the D9 cant budge a strange rock]
Lloyd Kelly: Whats the matter, wont it come out?
Mack McCarthy: Nah, this funny lookin rock here.
Lloyd Kelly: Yeah, its metallic. Doesnt match the geological
  formation.
Mack McCarthy: Maybe weve uncovered Captain Kidds treasure.
Lloyd Kelly: Well, whatever it is, its gonna have to come out.
Mack McCarthy: You sound like the dentist.

Maxwell Smart: [when he hears he is promoted to Agent 86] The cone
  please... [he walks to a corner of the safe room and screams:]
  Oooh, I am so happy. This is the best day of my life!
Lloyd: You didnt push the button hard enough.
Maxwell Smart: So you all heard me... right.

Jim: I mean, shot and killed for 83 dollars!!

Ahsoka Tano: [after performing Sai tok on an IG-86 Assasin droid] You
  were right about the hands-on experience, gramps. Much better than
  the archives.
Anakin Skywalker: Good job, but you missed one. [performs Cho mai and
  Sai cha on the last droid]
Anakin Skywalker: As for you, stubby, youd make a poor excuse for a
  light switch.

[At the very beginning: white text on black screen, written in French
  with English translation]
Jean-Pierre Limosin: When I started this film,there were 86,301
  Yakuzas in Japan, spread over a number of crime syndicates. Yakuza
  is a professional gambling word. Literally ya-ku-za means
  eight-nine-three.

End Credits Mens Choir: Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
  All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one
  exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium.
  Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it’s length thirty meter
  and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It
  remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you
  very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of
  Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very
  nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in
  the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstans
  prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course
  Turkmenistans. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From
  Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the
  might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of
  its face!

Dennis Duffy: Im moving into my new apartment so Ive got one last
  thing to say to you and Ill be out of your life forever. [reading
  from written letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger
  boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you
  getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last
  night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first
  time since the 86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big,
  dumb homo. And if it was up to me, wed be together forever. But
  theres a new thing called "womens liberation", which gives you
  women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that
  I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, Ill be gone. I
  officially renounce my squatters rights.

[as the dentist is examining Phineass teeth]
Dr. Tristian: This is amazing. Ive never seen so many teeth. The
  average adult human has 32 teeth. You hust have...
Phineas: 83. But theyre not all mine. I borrowed some a couple
  months back.

[last title card]
Title Card: Since 1947 over 83 million have attended the meetings...
Title Card: With 3,219,676 responses for Christ.

Marcus Fenix: Baird, whats up?
Damon Baird: [through the comm. system] Oh its bull shit. Somebody
  figured out that Cole use to play Thrashball and now its all:
Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Oh Cole Train! Tell us about that play
  again!"
Damon Baird: and
Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Number 83, sign my shirt!"

Pecker: The winner here will move one step closer to qualifying for
  the big championship race.
G.T. Blitz: But that step could be right off a cliff. UR-86 has never
  lost in this event before and the crowd is screaming for another
  mechanical mashing here today. Look at 86s confidence, his poise,
  his game face is just rock solid.
Pecker: Yeah, well hes a robot. What do you expect?

Uncle Teddy: [from jail cell] Lost another 5 pounds. 83 so far.
Tommy Gavin: Wow.
Uncle Teddy: Yeah, this Murder One diet is the way to go.

Tommy Gavin: How ya doin?
Uncle Teddy: I lost another five pounds, 83 total.
Tommy Gavin: Wow.
Uncle Teddy: Yeah. This murder 1s the best goddamn diet I ever been
  on.

Pim Diffy: Where do you think youre going number 83?
Neckbrace Lana: Uh, to the bathroom.
Pim Diffy: We had a bathroom break 7 hours ago.
Neckbrace Lana: I got thirsty.
Pim Diffy: Dont drink.
Neckbrace Lana: But breathing in all this flower dust makes my mouth
  dry.
Pim Diffy: Then dont breathe.

Scott: A dollar and 83 cents American. What are we gonna get with
  that?
[cut to a lavish Slovak hotel]
Scott: Gotta love that exchange rate!

Lilly Rush: From 1983.
Nick Vera: An 83 case can wait. Come on, Lilly.
Lilly Rush: No, it cant. Its waited long enough.