Movie Quotes for Charlton+heston+

Sheep-Shaggin Sean MacDoogle: I want enough guns and ammo to make
  Charlton Heston shite in his pants.

[Stephen eats some "Soylent Green", which looks like green colored
  toast or something similar, and says the following line like
  Charlton Heston:]
Stephen Colbert: Soylent Green is Delicious!

Shaun: Youre the one thats gone from being a chartered accountant
  to Charlton Heston!
David: Im not a chartered accountant!
Shaun: Well, you look like one!
Ed: YEAH!
David: Im a lecturer.
Shaun: Youre a twat!
Ed: YEAH!

Stephen Fry: Does anyone remember - theres a wonderful line in that
  film, "The Agony and the Ecstasy," which is where Charlton Heston
  plays Michelangelo, and Rex Harrison plays--
Alan Davies: Charlton Heston played Michelangelo? The effete Italian
  homosexual?
Stephen Fry: Yes, thats the one, he was not effete--
Alan Davies: Played by the president of the gun club?
Stephen Fry: He was athletic! He was an athletic Italian homosexual!
Alan Davies: I thought he was a wussy one!
Stephen Fry: He may well have preferred man-on-man action, that
  doesnt mean he was a bleeding fairy! He was butch, like me!
Alan Davies: When I say "wussy one" I dont mean he was, that he was
  gay, I mean, he was a bit of a...[makes limp wrist actions]
Stephen Fry: No, youve got it the other way round.
Alan Davies: I thought Da Vinci was the hard case, and...
Stephen Fry: No, Michelangelo was an animal. He was physical...
Alan Davies: Michelangelo was! He never washed, he stank.
Stephen Fry: Very strong, a big beard...but he preferred to take it
  up the carriageway, so there we are.

[Tom asks the group to help him make a fanfilm]
Zarth: Dude, this is like our burning bush, man.
Jenny: What?
Zarth: Our burning bush. You know, like Charlton Heston in the Ten
  Commandments? My man Tom has had an epiphany. A vision. A task to
  take us from our mundane lives and give us something more
  productive to do.
Greg: So what youre saying is that Tom has been given a mission by
  God to keep us unbored?

Robin Williams: [Impersonating Charlton Heston] Guns dont kill
  people... APES with guns kill people.

Michael Moore: Ten days after the Columbine killing, Charlton Heston
  came to Denver and held a large pro-gun rally.

Michael Moore: [as Charlton Heston is walking away from Moore] Mr.
  Heston? Just one more thing.
[Heston turns around]
Michael Moore: This is who she is - or was.
Michael Moore: [Moore holds up a picture of Kayla Holland] This is
  her.
[Heston ignores Moore and continues to walk away]
Michael Moore: Mr. Heston, please dont leave. Mr. Heston, please
  take a look at her. This is the girl.

Charlton Heston: (At an National Rifles Association meeting) I have
  only five words for you: FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Charlton Heston: Guns dont kill people, bullets kill people. Guns
  just make them go very fast!

George W. Bush: [Charlton Heston has gotten belligerent over gun
  control] Princess! Will you send in the Secret Service to escort
  Mr. Heston out?
Secret Service Bobby #2: [In a cheesy British accent] Whats all this
  then?
Charlton Heston: All right, Im going, but Im not leaving empty
  handed! Im taking one of these magazines with me!
George W. Bush: Youll see! Americall be a lot better off without
  guns!
Secret Service Bobby #2: Come along, you! And leave the Presidents
  belongings! [Tries to take the magazine away]
Charlton Heston: Let my "People" go!

George Carlin: And speaking of mindless Hollywood cocksuckers, before
  Charlton Heston became President of these dickless lunatics in the
  NRA, they had a different guy. Hes still one of their major
  spokesman, and his name is Wayne LaPierre. Doesnt that sound a bit
  fruitty to you? "Hi, Im Wayne, Im a gun person. Bang bang!" You
  know what this guys name ought to be? Biff Webster. Spud Crowley,
  a mans name! Chuck Steak!

The Flash (in Lex Luthor): Me, The Flash? Youve, like, totally lost
  it, Grodd. Im Lex Luthor!
Gorilla Grodd: And Im Charlton Heston.

Charlton Heston: Damn it, George, you just dont get it! Guns dont
  kill people.
George W. Bush: They dont?
Charlton Heston: No! BULLETS do! Guns just get em going reeally,
  really fast!

Metatron: Tell a person that youre the Metatron and they stare at
  you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and
  suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

[narrating "Sex" by Madonna on tape]
Charlton Heston: I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the
  mirror when Im undressing, and wonder what it would look like
  without any hair.

Colin: Its gonna be great in there tonight isnt it? With all those
  pop stars and dancers and actors.
Frank: I wonder if any of the great Hollywood actorsll be there Col,
  like Charlton Burton.
Colin: [pauses] Theres no such person you idiot. Its either
  Charlton Heston or Richard Burton.
Frank: No, Charlton Burton. Theres a Charlton Burton! He was in that
  film, that classic film, everybody loves it, The Long Long
  Eyebrow. Its my favourite.

Maya Gallo: Quick, quick! Channel six, fast.
Jack Gallo: Why?
Maya Gallo: My blind date is on. I want to see what he looks like.
Charlton Heston: Hello, Im Charlton Heston. Ted Kennedys car has
  killed more people than my gun.
Jack Gallo: Maya, no!
Maya Gallo: No, no! Channel six.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Do you know that Ive even had producers re-cut
  my movies?
Orson Welles: I hate when that happens.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: And they always want to cast their buddies. It
  doesnt even matter if theyre right for the part.
Orson Welles: Tell me about it. Im supposed to do a thriller for
  Universal. They want Charlton Heston as a Mexican.

[Joey gets caught using Charlton Hestons dressing room shower]
Charlton Heston: Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt.

Space Ghost: Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to
  The Ten Commandments?
Zorak: No.
Charlton Heston: Uh, I dont think so.
Space Ghost: Not a sequel man, eh?
Zorak: No.
Charlton Heston: What other commandments are we going to write?
Zorak: Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it.
Space Ghost: [laughs] Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it.
Zorak: [fake laugh] Jerk.
Charlton Heston: Yeah, well...
Moltar: Thou shalt not... hesitate.
Charlton Heston: Im kind of committed to the first ten.
Zorak: Thou shalt not be committed to old commandments!
Space Ghost: Zorak, one more commandment out of you, and thou shalt
  be blasted!
Moltar: Thou shalt not mess with Zorak, or thou shalt have to mess
  with me!
Space Ghost: All right, everybody, just calm down!
Moltar: Thou shalt not calm down!
Charlton Heston: I hesitate...
Moltar: Thou shalt not hesitate!

Hap Shaughnessy: I dont want to brag, but no less an actor than
  Charlton Heston told me that I could really act.
Red Green: Well, he said that with a straight face, so Im convinced.

Crow T. Robot: Hello. Good day. Happy to see you. I, Crow T. Robot,
  have penned a little ditty in honor of the star of todays
  experiement, Kim Cattrall. Its call "Oh, Kim Cattrall" by Crow T.
  Robot, sung by Crow T. Robot. Its marked allegro con brio, Köchel
  listing 643.
[singing]
Crow T. Robot: Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim
  Cattrall. You were in "Mannequin", and that was a really good movie
  Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Caaaattraaaaa-halll!
  Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim
  Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Kim Kim Cattrall. Youve never made a
  bad film. Oh, What the hell, ring my bell. Lets go to The Dells.
  Our relationship will gel. I like your smell, youre really swell.
[as Charlton Heston]
Crow T. Robot: Im Charlton Heston for Con-Tel. I love you,
  Kiiiiiiiim...
[slyly]
Crow T. Robot: I liked your dress at the Ace awards-
  Caaaattraaaaaaaall

Stephanie Forrester: How could we resist? The idea of having Charlton
  Heston host the spring collection? Please!
Charlton Heston: Fabio, eat your heart out. Truly, though, the AFI
  appreciates what youre doing. Just think, the money we raise may
  spawn the next Steven Spielberg or David Lynch.
Stephanie Forrester: Or Coco Chanel or Eric Forrester.
Charlton Heston: Yes, well, it is important. Its not just training
  filmmakers; its film preservation. Now, there are old films
  rotting into dust every day. The nations in danger of losing the
  entire archives of its most popular art form: the movies. And, of
  course, were teaching the filmmakers who will be telling their
  stories to our grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

Bob McKenzie: I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in
  "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty.