Movie Quotes for Young+Charlie+Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin: [leaving a screening of one of his movies during the
  Depression, Chaplin and his wife are surrounded by homeless people.
  They ask for his autograph and he obliges them. As they leave, he
  sighes] I wish theyd asked me for my money.

George Hayden: My Charlie, you werent even thirty. You was the most
  famous man in the world, with your own studio, named after you.
  Couldnt you just enjoy it?
Charlie Chaplin: I can now, but couldnt then. It meant too much.

Charlie Chaplin: Nothing quite like it. The feeling of film.

Paulette: Did you lose your other wives this way?
Charlie Chaplin: I think so. But youd have to ask them.

Charlie Chaplin: Actress?

[about Hetty Kelly]
George Hayden: But you didnt even kiss her!
Charlie Chaplin: Dont you think I know that?

Douglas Fairbanks: Say, are you two still married or what? I find it
  all very confusing.
Charlie Chaplin: Mmm... its not at all confusing. You see, when
  everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now
  that everyone realizes were married, were getting divorced.
Douglas Fairbanks: Mans a wizard with women. No question about it.

Charlie Chaplin: [noticing a pretty girl at the opposite side of a
  restaurant aisle] Excuse me Miss, do you always eat alone?
Edna Purviance: Only when Im trying to make a new acquaintance.
  Actually Im waiting for my girlfriend.
Charlie Chaplin: Actually Im a motion picture director, and Im
  forming a new company with Bronco Billy over there.
Edna Purviance: And youre looking for a new leading lady. Lucky me.
Charlie Chaplin: Obviously you are an actress, Miss...
Edna Purviance: Purviance. Sorry, just a secretary.
Charlie Chaplin: Dont be sorry. Im auditioning for actresses who
  arent actresses.
Edna Purviance: Well, if youre on the lookout for untalented
  actresses who arent actresses, then you couldnt do better than
  me. [correcting] Worse than me.
Charlie Chaplin: [getting up after being called over by Syndey] Dont
  you want to know who I am?
Edna Purviance: Ive no interest whatsoever in who you are [pauses,
  Chaplin starts moving away] Mr. Chaplin.

Charlie Chaplin: [after watching newsreel footage of Adolf Hitler to
  study Hitlers mannerisms and patterns of speech, in preparation
  for "The Great Dictator"] I know you... you bastard!

Sydney Chaplin: Nobody wants to see a movie about Adolf fucking
  Hitler.
Charlie Chaplin: [shouts] I do! [with one hand throws a chair down
  the aisle, again fiercely shouts] I do!

J. Edgar Hoover: I have to wonder if you people realize the level of
  responsibility you carry. From my way of thinking, Motion Pictures
  are potentially the most influential form of communication ever
  invented. And theres no control over it. Your message reaches
  everyone, everywhere.
Mary Pickford: Message?
J. Edgar Hoover: Of course, Mr. Chaplin here reaches millions who
  only have to see; and when they see a mockery being made of our
  immigration services, I call that a message.
Charlie Chaplin: Yes, well, uh, as youve already said Mr. Hoover,
  Motion Pictures are for the people; most of the people work for a
  living, and they dont make much money doing it; gives them
  pleasure to see an official from the upper classes getting a kick
  up the backside. Always has, and it always will; and if that can
  change things, so much the better. [in a better pronounced, less
  cockney voice] Bet-ter.

Charlie Chaplin: Im sorry, I prefer not to shake hands with Nazis.
German Diplomat: What have you got against us, Mr. Chaplin?
Charlie Chaplin: What have you got against everybody else?
Man at party: Youll have to forgive him. Hes a Jew!
German Diplomat: Really.
Charlie Chaplin: Im afraid I DONT have that honor! Excuse me.
Woman at party: [to Chaplin as he leaves] Shame on you!

Charlie Chaplin: If you want to understand me, watch my movies.

Charlie Chaplin: Syd, I love this country. I owe it everything.
  Thats why I *can* make fun of it!

[Chaplin tells Sennett he intends to leave Sennetts employ and open
  his own studio]
Mack Sennett: Charlie, Ive been so rotten to you. I dont know if
  you can forgive me. I forced you to leave Butte, Montana. I made
  you accept a hundred and fifty per. You mentioned directing and I
  stuffed that down your throat too. Now tell me how else Uncle Mack
  can make it up to you!
Charlie Chaplin: I want to run my own show, Mack.
Mack Sennett: Dont kid yourself, Chaplin. Youre not that big.
[spits on the floor, missing the spitoon]
Charlie Chaplin: Thats the first time Ive ever seen you miss, Mack.

Douglas Fairbanks: Charles, youre a foreigner; youre still an
  outsider. Youve never understood this country.
Charlie Chaplin: Its a good country underneath, Doug.
Douglas Fairbanks: No, its a good country on *top*. Underneath,
  thats what starts showing when were scared.

[after telling an obviously made-up story of how he created the
  Little Tramp characters]
George Hayden: Thats bullshit, and you know it.
Charlie Chaplin: But the truth is so boring, George!

Young Charlie: Stu, run it by me again? Kissing is first base. Second
  base is boob. Third base is...
Young Stu: Finger.
Young Charlie: Finger?
Young Stu: Or thumb.

Goth Girl: Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex
  you!
Young Charlie: You what?
Goth Girl: I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will
  fall like rain. You wont hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the
  girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!
Young Stu: Was that Phil Collins?

Marilyn Monroe: [to Charlie Chaplin] Sometimes when I look at you,
  you seem more like Adolf Hitler than Charlie Chaplin.

Young Charlie: Whats a blowjob?
Young Stu: I have no idea. But I overheard my dad saying that he gets
  one once a year on his birthday, so it must be good.

Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin
  look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; thats a
  story.

Narrator: [Time Masheen starts] Were gonna take you back, to the
  year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe
  and tried to take over the world...
Narrator: ...But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N.
  [pronounced "un"]
Narrator: and the U.N. un-nazied the world - forever.

Grace: I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Donna Noble: I thought wed try the planet Feldspoon. Just cause.
  What a good name, Feldspoon. Apparently its got mountains that
  sway in the breeze. Mountains that move, can you imagine?
The Doctor: And how do you know that?
Donna Noble: Because its in your head. And if its in your head,
  its in mine.
The Doctor: And how does that feel?
Donna Noble: Brilliant, Fantastic, Molto Bene, Great big universe,
  packed into my brain. You know you can fix that chameleon circuit
  if you just try hotwiring the fragment links and superseding the
  binary binary binary binary binary binary binary binary binary
  binary binary binary binary binary binary [gasps] ...Im fine!
Donna Noble: Nah! Nevermind Feldspoon. You know who Id like to meet?
  Charlie Chaplin. I bet hes great, Charlie Chaplin. Shall we do
  that, shall we go see Charlie Chaplin? [picks up phone] Shall we,
  Charlie Chaplin? Charlie Chester, Charlie Brown, no hes fiction,
  [puts phone down] friction, fiction, fixing, mixing, Rickston,
  Brixton. [gasps]