Movie Quotes for You+So+Crazy

Martin: Sorry, I had told Craig and them Im gon kick it with them.
  Gotta Go! See you when I see you!

Martin: [calling his friend to come get him after his girlfriend
  broke up with him] Yo, yo man, what up! Yeah, just got into this
  little thing with her, right? Yeah, we broke up... come get a
  nigga! Get me up out! Yeah, bitch went crazy, Im sayin trippin
  like a muthafucka but Im cool... you know. So, yeah, cool... Okay,
  bring the truck cuz I got a lotta shit... cool! [click]

Martin: [on the Wizard of Oz... ] Lions looking for some courage...
  Tin Mans looking for a heart... Aint none of them lookin for
  some pussy, and they skippin down the street WITH a bitch!

Martin: Go head on, with yo fat-apple-pie ass, Aunt Bea!

Martin: There better not be a black person in here that says they
  dont know nobody in jail... cuz thats bullshit. RayRay, Earl,
  Craig, Shorty Tim, Lil Reg, all them motherfuckers in jail...
  Shondas little brother... all of em, in jail... chillin

Egg Stork: Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a
  little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he
  had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his
  twin brother, but he wanted to...
Ack Ack Raymond: Egg, where you that little boy?
Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! "Why are you
  so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!
Ack Ack Raymond: Great story, thanks.

Gigi: I think Ive figured it out. Remember when I went out with that
  notary public and he cheated on me and then Anastasia from upstairs
  told me about how her boyfriend cheated on her in the beginning
  then he totally changed and now theyre married and crazy in love?
Beth: I thought that guy was a process server.
Gigi: No notary. Anyway my point is, Anastasia is the exception, not
  the rule. We have to stop listening to these stories because they
  rule is most guys who cheat on you up front dont really care about
  you very much.
Janine: Ok.
Gigi: Ok, Ok. Exhibit A. Chad the drummer who lived in a storage
  space. He only used me for rides and yet I continued to stalk him
  for most of 1998. Then oh, um, there was Don, that broke up with me
  every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. I was
  delusional about that relationship. I used to refer to him as my
  husband to random people, like my dental hygienist. Anyway, all my
  friends used to tell me about how things might work out with these
  dipsticks because they knew someone, who knew someone, who dated a
  dipstick just like mine. That girl ended up getting married and
  living happily ever after. That the exception and were not the
  exception were the rule.

Himself - Display Designer: Even if you dont enjoy Christmas lights,
  its the artistry and its the innovation that people put into it.
  So, are they tacky? No, I dont believe theyre tacky. I think
  theyre artistic.

Chelsea Daniels: Yeah, but now, Rae, I have no boyfriend.
Raven Baxter: Yeah, well that guy is crazy because you have it
  going on.
Eddie Thomas: Yeah, Chelsea, you have it going on. Well, I mean not
  really, cause were friends and friends dont look at other
  friends its.

Eleanor Duvall: Its a home invasion! Take whatever you want, but
  please dont chop my legs off!
Whitey: Its okay Eleanore! Its okay!
Eleanor Duvall: Whitey, thank god youre here! Were being robbed by
  a lunatic! Mister, if youre going to kill us, take off your wet
  shoes? Theyre soaking the carpet.
Whitey: Eleanore, thats Davey Stone, my new partner.
Eleanor Duvall: The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so
  he could molest you?
Whitey: His home just went up in flames. So I invited him to stay
  with us for a while.
Eleanor Duvall: All right. But Im taking an inventory of everything
  alive and accounted in this house.
Eleanor Duvall: Look, he already stole something! Hes hiding it in
  his jacket.

Chinese Waiter: [during "Bum Biddy"] [singing] How could you all be
  so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!

Davey Stone: How did you get so good on the ice, anyway?
Whitey: In the 50s I refed youth hockey for a couple of seasons.
Eleanor Duvall: Until a hockey puck struck him in the back of the
  head.
Whitey: Nothin a metal plate couldnt fix.
Eleanor Duvall: You were in a coma for three months.
Whitey: I needed the rest, anyway!

Davey Stone: So, whats good about this place?
Whitey: Whats good about it? Everything. You want a pair of socks?
  My buddy, Mr. Foot Locker will warm your feet. You need a fancy
  doodad? Hello, Sharper Image. Thanks for the combination pogo
  stick/clock radio. I mean, The Body Shop, the Tie Rack, GNC, Radio
  Shack, Petland for a cat or two, Spencers Gifts for some fake dog
  doo, Sbarros, Dunkin Donuts, theyre simply the best. And dont
  forget the orange chicken at Panda Express. But if youre short of
  cash like little old me, the window shoppings always free.

Larry Falwell: I mean this is the kinda think that makes a man wanta
  bludgeon his family and go on a three-day drunk.
Gilbert Noble: Thats pretty serious talk, Larry. Maybe you should be
  speaking to a professional about these things.
Larry Falwell: You mean a hit man? Now, thats the easiest way to get
  caught. Unless you did it?
Gilbert Noble: I was talking about a shrink, Larry.
Larry Falwell: Get real... thats for crazy people.

Nicole: [crying] Why do you hate me so much? How could you tell the
  only person in the world that I love, that I care about so much,
  how could you tell him to stay away from me? Do you think that the
  only thing Ill ever do to someone is screw them up? That Im not
  worth loving?

Maddy: Ohmygod you are so obvious!

Alicia DeGasario: Hey Kathy. Have you been over to Brads?
Kathy: Yeah, its nice.
Alicia DeGasario: Weird huh? His family seems so normal. Youd never
  guess they belonged to one of those doomsday cults.
Kathy: A - Are you serious?

Dulcie: You think youre so James Dean, Chase!

Nicole: You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in 7th grade.
Chase: Burn it.
Nicole: You said, uh - You said you hated me, and there was sonething
  in there about how the only way youd ever touch me again was if
  you came down with leprosy.
Chase: Sorry about that.
Nicole: Dont be. I deserved it. Im the one who should be sorry.
  Chase, when your mom got sick...
Chase: Please Nicole lets not do this.
Nicole: I want to, Ive wanted to say this for 5 years now. When your
  mom got sick, I couldnt bear to go over to your house it was too
  hard, I was too scared. I just wanted to cry all the time.
  Everytime I saw her, everytime I saw you. Even when we were
  together, you wouldnt say anything you would just sit there. So
  when you started wigging out in school, skipping, pulling fire
  alarms, I just acted like I didnt know you.
Chase: Well Im over it now.
Nicole: Well, good night.
Chase: Yeah.

Alicia DeGasario: Nicole, Im honestly sorry about how things worked
  out. I really thought Brad was gonna ask you.
Nicole: He did. But I already had a date. He was bummed, so I let him
  know you were easy.

Karen: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?
Astrid: I dont listen to their music.
Karen: Theyre your estate agents, the ones trying to offload
  Wuthering Heights, so dont pretend you dont need this.
Astrid: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I
  remember Isle of Wight.

Ray Simms: I can see you Brian, so clearly, do you have a message?
Brian Lovell: Got a gig on Saturday man.
Ray Simms: Wha-what?

Karen Knowles: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?
Astrid Simms: I dont listen to their music.
Karen Knowles: Theyre your estate agents, the ones trying to offload
  Wuthering Heights, so dont pretend you dont need this.
Astrid Simms: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I
  remember Isle of Wight.

Joannie: Listen, Roslyn, Ive been thinking.
Roslyn: After what I just heard, you were not thinking.
Joannie: Come on, come on. This is serious. This is our lives, not
  some dress rehearsal. Im tired of being some slave. I spent my
  whole life watching my mother cook and clean, never leave the
  house, never leave the valley. She died looking a hundred. She was
  only 45. She started out just like us - love in Hollywood High.
  Next thing you know, theres no money, no love, nothing. She raised
  all of us. So what? She broke her ass like a Mexican maid, and
  maybe every two weeks, shed scrape together a few pennies for a
  hair set and wash, reading her Hollywood magazines for her high on
  Hollywood boulevard next to the studios. Big deal.
Roslyn: Youre having an affair, arent you?
Joannie: We have to live before we die. Were kids playing mothers to
  kids... and that includes our so-called husbands.

Lorraine: So, hows it going over in Burbank with you guys?
Michael: Well, it got real exciting one night - Sullivan had Presley
  on. It could be worse... I guess.
Lorraine: Well, Michael, hardly any of my friends - probably none
  -were married at 18 and had a kid at 19. Thats got to be hard.
Michael: You live with those sick beatniks in Venice. Most of my
  friends who grew up with me are married. Thats how we all became
  men.
Lorraine: Were not sick. Were just horny.
Michael: Well, maybe Ill come and visit you one day... if you
  promise me that you wont play that record.
Lorraine: You dont like Chet Baker?
Michael: I dont understand it. It has no beat. I mean, how do you
  dance to it?
Lorraine: Try listening to the feelings, Michael.