Movie Quotes for Xiao+Qing+Ren

Qu Ran: Hou Jia. If... my family ever did anything to hurt you
  parents. I can apologize to your family... on their behalf.
Hou Jia: My father didnt want an apology. Hes dead
Qu Ran: My father said he hadnt done anything.
Hou Jia: No, he had.
Qu Ran: Huo Jia. But I havent.
Hou Jia: I know, but...

Qu Ran: No matter what happens... you must let me know.
Hou Jia: If theres a way, Ill send for you.
Qu Ran: Dont say any more. I though we have an understanding.
Hou Jia: Nothing will change if we dont talk about it. Nothing will
  ever change if we never say a word about it.

Hou Jia: Ive always worried that youd give up. All these years its
  been torturing me.
Qu Ran: Nothing will change if we dont talk about it...
Hou Jia: Nothing will ever change if we never say a word about it. Qu
  Ran, lets get married. I want to make you happy.
Qu Ran: To live with you in the same building... that was once my
  happiness. To live with you in the same city... thats also once my
  happiness. To be alive with you at the same time in this world...
  that will be my happiness. Happiness... is a feeling from deep
  inside your heart.

Qu Ran: Hou Jia has always been nice to me since we were children.
  But we grew up, that feeling changed. Its became somewhat
  ambiguous and uncertain. Back then I really liked to go to school.
  And I knew when I looked at him. Hed be looking at me.

Qu Ran: The story that begin with a bang ends with a whimper. For the
  first time in my life, I felt lonely, like Ive been dumped. I
  decide to stop contacting Hou Jia, afraid that hed confirm that
  ending... that hed tell me things that I didnt want to know.

Qu Ran: Why am I coming to see this show? Why I cant cut myself of
  from this story?Perhaps Ive given up having expectations. Its
  just that waiting has become my life.

Hou Jia: I wont let you die.
Qu Ran: Theres peace after death, and people can stop hurting each
  other.

Qu Ran: Romeo and Juliet die for their love. We die for our love with
  each others solitude.

[Rens dad tries to give Ren a gun so he can put the tortured frog
  out of his misery, because its the "honorable thing". Rens mom
  slaps the gun out of Rens hand, and yells at Rens dad]
Mrs. Höek: What the hell are you doing, giving a gun to our son, are
  you crazy? [hands Ren a chainsaw] Use this instead.

[inside the homeless mans mouth, his uvula goes into Rens ass five
  times. Ren wakes up, shocked, and jumps up and yells at Stimpy]
Ren Höek: Hey! WHOS THE PITCHER, AND WHOS THE CATCHER?
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Youre the pitcher, Im the catcher! Youre
  the pitcher, Im the catcher! See?
[Stimpy points to a blackboard hanging on the side of the mouth,
  which reads "Youre The pitcher, Im the catcher" over and over
  again]

[Ren kicks the homeless guy in his testicles]
Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Hey. What did you do that for, Ren?
Ren Höek: Aw, its an ancient custom. Youve got to give your house a
  good kick in its ballsack before you leave it. Everybody knows
  that.

[Ren is getting psychiatric help to find out why he treats Stimpy so
  bad]
Ren Höek: So, what do you think is wrong with me?
Dr. Mr. Horse: You want to know whats wrong with you. Do you really
  want to know whats wrong with you? YOURE FUCKING CRAZY! Thats
  whats wrong with you!
Ren Höek: Crazy?
Dr. Mr. Horse: Yeah, thats right! You need to be locked up!
Ren Höek: I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! And now you
  tell me Im crazy? WHAT KIND OF A PSYCHOLOGIST ARE YOU?
Dr. Mr. Horse: Psychologist? Im a horse, you lunatic! And Im going
  to beat the living hell out of you!

Pixie Stimpy: Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking
  labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixie Ren: Dew drop dead.

Ren: [Stimpy is on strike, so Ren calls for replacements] Hello, Scab
  Union? I need another replacement. No, send them all over. Ill
  pick my own scabs from now on.

George Liquor: Hey! Whose trash is that?
Ren: Stimpy, move your butt! Its a higher mammal! [They leave]
George Liquor: Keep out of my trash! Im telling you for the last
  time! A man works hard for his filth just to have vagrants come and
  steal it. Its a crying shame.

Ren: You fat bloated idiot! You worm! You... you stupid!

Ren: I knew it! Cat filth everywhere! Oh, well. At least Im home.
  Now I can follow my intelectual pursuits. [Beat] My opera records!
  Covered in bubble gum! Aaagh! My collection of rare, incurable
  diseases! Violated! Nooo! My dinosaur droppings! Painted like
  Easter eggs! Aaargh! You eediots!

Ren: Im all out of powdered toast!

Ren: [Opens door] Cousin Svën! Say something intelligent.
Svën Höek: [Standing backwards] Uh, he is Olaf, you are Svën. He is
  Olaf, you are Svën.
Ren: Svën, come here, you old yak gelder. I want you to meet Stimpy.
  Hes an idiot.
Stimpy: Ah...
Ren: Stimpy, say hello to a superior creature.
Stimpy: Duh... Hello, stuperior creature.
Svën Höek: He is Olaf, you are Svën. He is Olaf, you are Svën.
Ren: Is that not the face of intelligence or what? [Notices Svën is
  facing the wrong way] Turn around, you sick little monkey!

Ren: All right, Stimpy. Hes got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy: [crying] I cant! Ive been bad, Ren. Youll smack me.
Ren: When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me whats wrong?
Stimpy: All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five
  bucks.
Ren: [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated
  sack!

[having heard about a contest where the winner appears on "The Muddy
  Mudskipper Show," Stimpy writes a poem about Gritty Kitty Litter,
  the shows chief sponsor]
Stimpy: [writing] Gritty Kitty aint so pretty, but its really thick
  / It fits my cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love
  to pour it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It neer
  offends my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to
  me, its just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers
  twitch...
Ren: [mockingly] It stays crunchy, even in milk.
Stimpy: [gasps excitedly then continues writing] It stays crunchy,
  even in milk / I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope /
  But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I shall never mope.

Ren: Im so hungry I cant stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy: Ta-da!
Ren: A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy: The usual. Im having a sock.
Ren: Youre giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy: Go ahead. Its yours.
Ren: Youre one of the good ones, man.

Ren: Now listen, Cadet. Ive got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren: Dont touch it! Its the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy: So whatll happen?
Ren: Thats just it. We dont know. Maybe something bad, maybe
  something good. I guess well never know, cause youre going to
  guard it. You wont touch it, will you?

Ren: Belay that nose-picking, Cadet!

Ren: Oh, what Im gonna do to you. Im so angry! First, Im gonna
  tear your lips out. Yeah, thats what Im gonna do. And then Im
  gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, thats what Im gonna do.
Stimpy: We dont like this, Ren.
Svën Höek: Yeah, yous scaring us.
Ren: Yeah, youre scared, huh? Next, Im gonna tear your arms out of
  the sockets. And you wanna know what else? Im gonna hit ya, and
  youre gonna fall, and Im gonna look down, and Im gonna laugh.
  But first, FIRST! I gotta take a whiz, dont you go anywhere, you
  stay right here, right on this spot, Ill be back.