Movie Quotes for Unholy+Wife,+The

The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive.
Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it
  "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
The Phantom: No.
Salim: Twenty-five percent.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
The Phantom: Okay.
Salim: I get profits from store.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: Some profits.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store.
The Phantom: Okay. Within reason.
Salim: And... I want some of your wives.
The Phantom: How many wives you want?
Salim: Twenty.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I sleep with one wife.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: She give one pee-pee touch.
The Phantom: Okay.

Queen Catherine of Aragon: Have you no kind things to say?
King Henry VIII: Kind?
Queen Catherine of Aragon: To your wife, the mother of your child.
  You treat me so unkindly and in public neglect me.
King Henry VIII: Katherine, you must accept the inevitable. The
  weight of academic opinion is against us. We were never legally man
  and wife. And the court will decide in my favour and if the court
  does not decide in my favour, I shall denounce the pope as a
  heretic and marry whom I please.

The Jogger: What are you doing here?
Brad: To see you. Im just here to see you, my lovely wife.
The Jogger: Ex-wife.
Brad: Well whatever.

Troy McClain: [on the helicopter around New York] It took me to the
  most beautiful woman in the world, aside from my wife: the Statue
  of Liberty.

Scorpius: So, how have you been, Crichton?
John Crichton: Im good, Bob. You? The wife? The kids?
Scorpius: Busy.
John Crichton: Yeah, I hear business is booming.
Scorpius: You are right. The Scarrans and Peacekeepers are at war,
  and the Scarrans will prevail unless you help us to build a
  wormhole weapon.
John Crichton: Gee, that all sounds reasonable, Bob. Only two
  problems. No matter what you may believe I cant do it. And just as
  important - I dont think that the Peacekeepers are any better than
  the Scarrans. So make sure you validate your parking on the way
  out.
Scorpius: You will find no serenity during this conflict, Crichton.
  Examine your choices.
John Crichton: You are not listening. Wormholes - no! Weapons - no!
  Killing - no! Crichton - no.

Charlie Young: [telling the President that he has to practice
  throwing a baseball with a bullet proof vest on before throwing the
  first pitch out at a baseball game] Sir, everyone agrees.
President Josiah Bartlet: Like who?
Charlie Young: Leo, Josh, CJ, your wife, the Notre Dame athletic
  department...

Audition Director: Yello. Oh, hi, hon. Keep going its my wife the
  producer. Hi, hi hon. So ah... whassup hun? No, its, ah, its
  going well. Hmm, ah, yeah you know, I said I was sorry and I meant
  it. No, no. Thats why Im not gonna behave like that anymore.
  Where are you? What are you doing with him? You what? Youre saying
  to me that youre leaving me for him? This is what youre saying to
  me? Well, yes, naturally Im shocked. Of course Im shocked. I,
  ah... Does this mean that youre pulling your money out of the
  show? No. No. I will not find anybody else to put money in this
  play be... , everyone thinks its a piece of shit. Where are you
  now, be... because Im coming down there right now, Im gonna bite
  out both your throats.

[first lines]
District Attorney: Mr. Dufresne, describe the confrontation you had
  with your wife the night that she was murdered.
Andy Dufresne: It was very bitter. She said she was glad I knew, that
  she hated all the sneaking around. And she said that she wanted a
  divorce in Reno.

Clark Kent: My wife, the boss.
Lois Lane: I still cant believe it.
Perry White: Now, listen, you sure you two ok with this? I mean, I,
  uh, I didnt want to ruffle any feathers.
Lois Lane: Dont worry, weve already talked about it. Everythings
  fine. Really.
Perry White: Youre sure?
Clark Kent: Positive, chief. In fact, Im kind of looking forward to
  sleeping with the boss.

Witch: My mother warned me that Id be severely punished if I were to
  lose any of the beans!
The Bakers Wife, The Baker: Beans?
Witch: The special beans! I let him go, I didnt know hed stolen my
  beans! I was watching him crawl back over the wall when BANG!
  CRASH! The lighting flashed! And... well, thats another story,
  nevermind.

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder
  tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
[cut to Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik]
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
[cut to the trio again]
The Impressive Clergyman: So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
[cut to the trio once more]
The Impressive Clergyman: ...and do you,Pwincess Buwwercup...
Prince Humperdinck: Man and wife. Say man and wife.
The Impressive Clergyman: Man an wife.

Mrs. Talmann: She does not fret father, or if she does you well know
  the cause is your indifference - a house, a garden, a horse, a wife
  the preferential order.

[they sit in a row in the bar]
Mike Donnelly: Sunday!
Ron Desjardins: Sunday!
Howie: Sunday!
Mike Donnelly: At Washington Valley Speedway: thrills, chills, and
  spills!
Ron Desjardins: [starts making racing car noises]
Howie: Nitro-burning funny cars!
Mike Donnelly: Joey Chitwood and his Auto Daredevils!
Howie: Special appearance by Big Daddy Ross!
Mike Donnelly: Youll laugh, youll scream, youll cry!
Ron Desjardins: Sunday!
Mike Donnelly: Stocks and dragsters burning rubber in the biggest
  event of the season!
Ron Desjardins: Sunday!
Howie: Sunday!
Mike Donnelly: Sunday!
Bartender: Howie!
Howie: What?
Bartender: Its your wife. The hotels been calling.
Howie: Oh... I gotta go. Catch you guys later [he stands and leaves]
Mike Donnelly: [waving to him] Sunday!

Marty Augustine: Your friend was a murderer and a thief.
Philip Marlowe: Thats a lie. I know he didnt kill her.
Marty Augustine: Let me tell you something else. Its a minor crime,
  to kill your wife. The major crime is that he stole my money. Your
  friend stole my money, and the penalty for that is capital
  punishment.

Masters Wife: The woman is all we want! The others must die! They
  ALL must die! We do not even want the woman!

Lt. Philip Gerard: Why dont you stop running and turn yourself in,
  Kimble?
Dr. Richard Kimble: Theres a man I have to find. A one-armed man.
  When I find him, Ill turn myself in.
Lt. Philip Gerard: Still sticking to that same tall tale? "A
  one-armed man killed my wife". The truth is... youre guilty not
  only in my eyes, but in the eyes of the law.

[from trailer]
Doctors Wife: The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being
  the only one who can see.

Larry Sizemore: Hey, back of the line, pal!
Michael Westen: I... Larry...? Uh, correct me if Im wrong, but
  youre dead.
Larry Sizemore: [Chuckles] OK, youre wrong. Just dont tell my
  ex-wife. [the picture freezes, and a caption identifies him as
  "Larry: Undead Spy"]

Jigsaw: [after Amanda gets shot] Amanda... Its OK. This was your
  test. Your game. I was testing you. I took you in. I selected you
  for the honor of carrying on my lifes work. But you didnt. You
  didnt test anyones will to live. Instead you took away their only
  chance. Your games were unwinnable, your subjects merely victims.
  In my desperation I decided to give you one last chance. So I put
  everything in place. You didnt know that Lynn and Jeff were
  husband and wife. I had to keep that from you for the purposes of
  my game. I had to leave out the ruined marriage, the cheating wife,
  the vengeful husband, the neglected daughter and I let you make
  your own choices. I wanted you to succeed... You couldnt.
[Amanda begins to collapse and die]
Jigsaw: God...
[Amanda finally dies]
Jigsaw: Game over.

The Doctor: Thats him... hes Prime Minister. The Master is Prime
  Minister of Great Britain.
[On TV Saxon kisses his wife]
The Doctor: The Master and his wife?

Lt. Jim Dangle: [talking about Garcias ex-wife] The part I dont
  understand is that theres a woman who would...
Deputy S. Jones: Do that.
Lt. Jim Dangle: Make the sex act with him.
Deputy S. Jones: The effort, yeah.
Lt. Jim Dangle: And not even the effort. Even be present.

Wash: Could you please tell my wife the fun shes missing out on?
Inara: Ariels quite a nice place, actually. There are some beautiful
  museums, not to mention some of the finest restaurants in the Core.
Wash: But... not boring, like she made it sound.

Lee Evans: Getting lost is the worst thing in the world, especially
  if youre with your wife. Thats the nightmare. If you get lost
  with your wife you know its gonna be a nightmare. Because you know
  when you hand your wife the map and you except her to turn into the
  Lombard rally with the helmet and goggles going, "Go! Go! Go! Left,
  right, straight ahead!" But they dont, you hand your wife the map
  and shell go, "Where are we now?" "Thats why I gave you the
  fucking map!" "All right, all right! You got us lost! Christopher
  fucking Columbus!" They then go, "Oh look, they have a Woolworths!"
  You fucking...

The Caller: Stu, you didnt tell your wife the truth, youre
  cheating.
Stu: Im not cheating on Kelly I never have!
The Caller: Oh then what do you call it?
Stu: Look, youre a guy sometimes you wanna know its a possiblity
  alright? You know its like having a beautiful home, but you still
  dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a
  great view I dont know maybe a pool. But its a just a fantasy
  because youll never really leave home! Do you hear what Im
  saying?
The Caller: [laughs] Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. Im sure
  theyll both appreciate that.
Stu: Oh fuck you!
The Caller: Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.

Tony: Would you show my wife the gym.
Guiseppe: Wait here!(takes out an exercise bike) YOUR GYM MADAM!!
Amber: ANTHONY!!!