Movie Quotes for Swingers+ru

Mike: Okay, so what if I dont want to give up on her?
Rob: You dont call.
Mike: But you said I dont call if I wanted to give up on her.
Rob: Right.
Mike: So I dont call either way?
Rob: Right.
Mike: So whats the difference?
Rob: There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference
  between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when
  she wants to come back. But you cant do anything to make her want
  to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want
  to come back.
Mike: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend
  to forget about her?
Rob: Right.
Mike: Well that sucks.
Rob: Yeah, it sucks.
Mike: So its just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could,
  like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I
  just pretended to forget about her?
Rob: Right. Although probably more likely the opposite.
Mike: What do you mean?
Rob: I mean at first youre going to pretend to forget about her,
  youll not call her, I dont know, whatever... but then eventually,
  you really will forget about her.
Mike: Well what if she comes back first?
Rob: Mmmm... see, thats the thing, is somehow they know not to come
  back until you really forget.
Mike: Theres the rub.
Rob: Theres the rub.

Trent: Theres nothing wrong with letting the girls know that youre
  money and that you want to party.

Trent: All right, all right Ill ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know
  where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What?
  Thats right, Im the asshole! Im the asshole!

[repeated line]
Charles: This place is dead anyways.

[bemoaning his audition for role of Goofy at Disney Land]
Rob: Why does it have to be Goofy? Why couldnt it be Mickey?
  Mickeys an icon.
Mike: What do want? Youre tall.

Trent: You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about
  puppy dogs and ice cream and of course its going to end up on the
  friendship tip.

Sue: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent: Like fuckin House of Pain was gonna do anything?

Trent: Oh Mikey you dont want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean"
  horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me
  gotta kick it here, old school.
Mike: Oh this is definitely old school. This place is dead.

Trent: Yknow, its not so much me as Roenick; hes good.

Trent: Im gonna make Gretzkys head bleed for super fan 99 over
  here.

Trent: Our babys all grown up.

Trent: Everybody steals from everybody, thats Hollywood.

Rob: So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are
  we going to a bar at ten?

Mike: [Mike pays the delivery guy and then tosses the bags of food at
  Trent and Sue] Eat, eat, you fucking jackals!

[Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing
  video hockey]
Sue: This is bullshit, such bullshit!
Mike: The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.
Sue: I took the Kings to the cup.
Trent: Yea, against the computer with the offsides off.
Sue: They are a finesse team.
Trent: LA is a fucking bitch team. OOOOHHHHHHH! [Trent bodychecks one
  of sues players]
Sue: BITCH!

Trent: [Getting ready to play video hockey] You ready hip hop? You
  ready New Kids on the Block?

Trent: Im the asshole is this place, right? Im the asshole? Im
  outta here! Im not eating here... I wouldnt eat here... Id never
  eat here anyway!

Trent: Vegas, baby. Vegas.

Trent: Score Chicago!
Sue: Fuck! Such fuckin bullshit!
Trent: [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...
Sue: Man, dont do the instant replay thing...
Trent: No way, you said it was fuckin bullshit.
Sue: Dont do the fucking...
Trent: Well thats why they put the instant replay in the fucking
  game! So you can see if its bullshit!
Sue: Youre unbelieveable.
Trent: Well you know something, I am unbelievable.
Sue: [Trent shoves Sue] Dont fucking touch me.
Trent: When Im not here will you practice?

Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case
  somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue: Hey man, youre not from here, alright. You dont know how it
  is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent: Anaheim.
Sue: Whatever, man. Its different out here. Its not like New York,
  Mikey.

Sue: What? Come guys I couldnt back down, that guy called me a bitch
  we kept our "rep" bro.
Charles: Man, fuck "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!

Trent: Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasnt money.
Mike: That was so demeaning.
Trent: She smiled, baby.
Mike: I cant believe what an asshole you are.
Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Trent: She was smiling at how money I am, baby.

Mike: Hi.
Lorraine: Hi.
Mike: Im Mike.
Lorraine: Hi Mike, Im Lorraine.
Mike: Like the quiche.
Lorraine: Like the quiche? Thats a really original joke.
Mike: I like quiche.
Lorraine: I thought real men didnt like quich?
Mike: Well, it seems my reputation had preceded me here.
Lorraine: You not a real man?
Mike: Not lately.

Trent: Look at this, okay? I want you to remember this face, here.
  Okay? This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

Trent: So, whatd you think of that Dorothy girl?
Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make
  me some kind of fag?
Trent: No, baby, youre money.