Movie Quotes for Stargate

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Daniel is in his 3rd day of being interrogated
  about the history of the Stargate program] Seriously, who would
  make this shit up?

interrogator [female]: Samantha Carter?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Yes.
interrogator [female]: Its common knowledge that 4 years ago, a
  computer failure forced the space shuttle Intrepids main engines
  to shut down before it could reach a safe orbit or secondary
  landing site. When the auto pilot also failed mission commander,
  Samantha Carter, stayed behind to fly it while her crew bailed out
  of the escape hatch. The orbiter went down over the Atlantic and
  her body was never recovered.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: It wasnt me.
interogator [female]: You just said you name... [Sam cuts her off]
  [Cam, Sam, and Daniel are being interogated, all talking at the
  same time]
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I was recruited into the Stargate program
  in my timeline not N.A.S.A...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Stargate Command is a branch of the
  United States Air Force, founded in nineteen-ninety I forget the
  exact year; for the purpose of exploration and just... it operates
  in secret from...
Dr. Daniel Jackson: ...actually, at was less an altered timeline and
  it was this kind of... but i know what your thinking. Youre
  thinking Im insane.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: And so we had the Stargate powered and it
  was capable of operating, but none of the random addresses.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: A list, you, you want the whole list of
  every plant Ive ever been to? Okay; Earth you never forget your
  first. Right!
Dr. Daniel Jackson: It was just a matter of finding which of the 39
  symbols represented the point of origin.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: The symbols in a combination of seven...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Known as Casa, its kind of like space
  corn; but you know that is a story you are going to hear some day
interogator [male]: You think this is funny?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Everything I can think of Ive told you. I mean
  seriously, who would make this shit up!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Because it is; funny! And you need to
  learn that things can be both funny and serious at the same time!
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Ive listened. whereas Ive been trying to
  tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you dont seem to give
  a rats ass!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [annoyed] OK, fine! ONeil wants
  nothing to do with us, what about Landry! No you see - I know him.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: [dryly] if youd like to hear to answer to that
  question, why dont you go and play your tape back, Im going to
  take a break. [smiles quickly, then frowns and drinks coffee]
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Oh my God, for the umpteenth time - I want
  to talk to someone else!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I am agitated because this is not the
  way things are suposed to be!
Major General Hank Landry: [walks in] Unfortunately colonel, its the
  way it is!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: General, thank you for coming. you flew
  F-4s in Vietnam, you have a daughter named Caroline, youre wild
  about Fulvous whistling ducks...
Major General Hank Landry: Stop right there son, I believe you.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [dumbfounded] You do?

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [describing the differences between
  SGC, and the place they gate to]... and the Stargate [pauses,
  looking at it]... Is in a box.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [Carter is in her third day of being
  interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] I listened,
  whereas Ive been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious
  danger and you dont seem to give a rats ass... Oh my God for the
  umpteenth time, I want to talk to somebody else.

Dr. Rodney McKay: [the team is discussing a society that places
  criminals next to the stargate so they will be culled first as a
  form of capital punishment] I prefer lethal injection, although I
  do have a fondness for the electric chair. Call me romantic.

Maj. John Sheppard: [Sheppard and soldiers beam down from Deadelus]
  Secure Stargate Operations.
[looks around the Gate room]
Maj. John Sheppard: Well, Im home.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [John turns to see Elizabeth approaching.
  Suddenly she hugs him for several moments then releases him looking
  relieved] Yes. You are. I truly thought...
Maj. John Sheppard: Yeah, yeah. I thought the same thing about you a
  minute ago. We gotta stop that.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [chuckles] Id like that.
Maj. John Sheppard: [sounding flustered] So, uh, where are we?

Dr. Rodney McKay: This is bad. Theyre very similar to an artificle
  intelligence that SG-1 encountered several years ago that evolved
  from a tiny block replicator into human form. They may even be
  related somehow.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I read those reports. Stargate Command
  could barely defeat the human form replicators.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Which is why I said, "this is bad."

Richard Woolsey: General! General!
Major General Jack ONeill: [peeking around a corner] And if Im a
  replicator?
Richard Woolsey: Then Ive just exposed my position.
Major General Jack ONeill: Again!
Richard Woolsey: Im sorry Im not very good at this. [ONeill hands
  him an energy bar and Woolsey rips it open] Im starving. Was this
  all you could find?
Major General Jack ONeill: Actually, there was a lovely buffet.
Richard Woolsey: Howd the recon go?
Major General Jack ONeill: Well Stargate Ops is crawling with them.
  Theres no way well make it across to the Jumper Bay.
Richard Woolsey: Are they looking for us?
Major General Jack ONeill: I plumb forgot to ask.

Commander Acastus Kolya: [over the radio] Kill the Wraith on sight,
  but I want Sheppard alive.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, we learned two things. One, he likes
  me better than you. [Wraith laughs] Two, we probably never wouldve
  made it to the stargate anyway.
Male Wraith: Then it is over.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: No. Our people dont leave each other
  behind. Thats three things youve learned.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: How far is the stargate?
Male Wraith: It will be guarded.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Weve got guns.
Male Wraith: They will be waiting for us.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Dont be so negative. [Wraith grunts] You
  think youre gonna make it?
Male Wraith: If I feed.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, dont look at me.

Colonel Steven Caldwell: A weapon that could effectively eliminate
  the Wraith threat is very attractive to me, and to the people that
  I work for. Im not hiding that fact. But theres more to it, isnt
  there? No more hunting for ZPMs; the shield at full strength;
  faster, more powerful ships. How bout a power source that could
  provide the energy needs for an entire planet? No more fossil
  fuels.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir: I get it! And if it worked as advertised, it
  would be wonderful. Im trying to tell you I know Rodney McKay and
  there are times when I have to protect him from himself.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I can do that. Let me go back with him -
  just him and me. You can activate the Stargate any time you want to
  contact us by radio.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir: He really sold you.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: He asked me to trust him.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [the team emerged from a Stargate that was
  unexpectedly underwater and is stuck on top] . Alright, everybody.
  Well be warm soon enough.
Dr. Rodney McKay: I think I got wetter than you did.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I dont know. I think I got a little damp
  dialing the DHD.
Teyla Emmagan: The research camp is further up this valley. Im a
  little concerned for Dr. Nichols team.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [into radio] Anyone at the research camp,
  this is Colonel Sheppard, please respond. I repeat, this is Colonel
  Sheppard, please respond.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Im pretty sure theyre all dead.
Teyla Emmagan: We cant know that Rodney!

Dr. Peter Grodin: The Stargate transmits matter into discrete
  units... the front half of the ship cannot rematerialize till the
  whole ship is crossed into the event horizon. The Stargate is
  essentially waiting for the continuous component, thats meaning
  the Jumper and everything inside to enter completely before it can
  transport them...
Dr. Elizabeth Weir: [Beckett stares then lookes at Weir] He says the
  Gate only sends things through in one piece.

Dr. Carson Beckett: Then you dont even know about the Stargate.
Major John Sheppard: The what?

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: You have no idea where the stargate is, do
  you?
Male Wraith: It was many years ago.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Way to go, John - listening to a Wraith!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: But the truth is the Stargate program just
  doesnt get the support it used to from the people in charge.
Jasec: Why not?
Dr. Bill Lee: Eureka! One down, twelve to go.
Jasec: Thats too bad because after all your Stargate program has
  accomplished for this network of planets, I would think that the
  decision makers would show it the respect it deserves.

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: If he speaks again, Ill shoot him.
[Sam mouths Thank you]
Dr. Daniel Jackson: But to answer your question, we are introducing
  another stargate into the equation. Tealc should have it in
  position right now.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: If we can make a connection between that
  gate, and one from the Pegasus galaxy...
Dr. Rodney McKay: Youre gonna try and make a jump. [to John] Dont
  shoot me. You know I cant help myself.

Samantha Carter: So you built that... stargate?
Narim: Yes.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: *Way* smarter than we are.
Jack ONeill: Ours is bigger.

Richard Woolsey: Just to clarify. Im going to be disassembled at the
  molecular level, then reassembled on the other side.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Thats right.
Richard Woolsey: And the chances of my being reassembled incorrectly.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Highly unlikely.
Richard Woolsey: But not impossible.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Thats a word I stopped using nine years
  ago when I joined the Stargate Program.

Orlin: I no longer possess the power to simply cure this plague as I
  could have as an ascended being. However, with the knowledge I
  still retain, I believe I can synthesize a cure using your medical
  technology.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: You built a Stargate in my basement with
  the spare parts from a toaster.
Orlin: Actually, this will be a little harder than that.

Samantha Carter: Dad, have you ever heard of the Stargate program?
General Jacob Carter: No. Is that one of your satellites?
Samantha Carter: I dont work with satellites, Dad. That was just a
  cover.
General Jacob Carter: No kiddin. I never wouldve guessed.

[preparing to go through the Stargate to Abydos]
Jack ONeill: Captain?
Samantha Carter: Dont worry, Colonel. I wont let you down.
Jack ONeill: Good. I was gonna say, "Ladies first."
Samantha Carter: You know, you really will like me when you get to
  know me.
Jack ONeill: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Looking at the Stargate] You miss it?
Jonas Quinn: Yeah, I do.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, judging from what youve got to deal with
  back on Kelowna, Im not surprised. Id take life-threatening
  danger over one of those council meetings any day of the week.

Agent Richard Woolsey: All we have heard is that the Ori *must* be
  taken more seriously than the Goauld, that the Priors who
  represent them are extremely powerful and dangerous in their own
  right. And yet, in the months since this threat emerged, not one
  proposed countermeasure, not one shred of technology, not even so
  much as a theory or strategy to fight these missionaries has
  resulted from ongoing Stargate operations until now. And you want
  to freeze him.
Major General Hank Landry: Go, go, youre on a roll.

[Jacks hitting golf balls through the Stargate]
Major General George Hammond: [shouting] Colonel ONeill, what the
  hell are you doing?
Jack ONeill: [shouting back] In the middle of my backswing?