Movie Quotes results for Salon,+The
Movie Name: The Wild Party (1975)
James Morrison: [narrating] The cast was assembled, all the actors:
beggars and beauties and benefactors. Millionaires and zeroes;
lovers, clowns, and heroes. Met on set. They rushed to their places
in the grand salon, the curtain was rising, the show was on.
Starring loners and owners of Babylon; phonies and cronies and
hangers-on. The whole freeloading pantheon. The wheel was spinning,
the course was charted. Comedy was beginning, and tradgedy had
Movie Name: You Dont Mess with the Zohan (2008)
[Zohan shows Gail the gel that was thrown at the salon; Gail tastes
Gail: Oh, thats Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.
Movie Name: Meet the Robinsons (2007)
Lewis: [Lewis is on the roof disappointed that his memory scanner
failed, he rips out the page with the picture of the memory scanner
out of his notebook, crumples it into a ball and throws it away. He
sits down on a crate. Then by his suprise the ball of paper hits
him in the head, he throws it again trying to figure out whats
happening, and Wilbur jumps out from behind the building and throws
the crumpled ball of paper back to him which lands on the crate,
then jumps back to the wall next to the door] Hey, whatre you
doing up here?
Wilbur: Coo, coo, coo. [Lewis picks up the crumpled ball of paper and
heads over to where Wilbur is hiding] Coo, coo coo-coo coo.
[Deliberatly drops the ball of crumpled paper close to where Wilbur
is and Wilbur jumps back out, picks up the ball of paper, and puts
it in Lewiss hand] Coo, coo. [jumps back into hiding spot]
Lewis: [throws down ball of paper] Will you quit that please? I know
youre not a pigeon!
Wilbur: [jumps out and covers Lewiss mouth and starts looking around
to see if anyone is around] Shh, youre blowing my cover!
Lewis: [Wilbur is still looking around to see if anyone is watching
them] But were the only ones up here!
Wilbur: Thats just what they want you to think. [picks up the ball
of paper and flattens it out and gives it to Lewis and Wilbur
starts pushing Lewis to the door] Now, enough moping, take this
back the science fair and fix that memory scanner!
Lewis: [pushes Wilbur away] Stop, stop, get away from me!
Wilbur: Maybe you forgotten Im a time cop from the future. [quickly
shows his "badge" to Lewis which is really a coupon for a tanning
salon] Should be taken very seriously.
Lewis: [Lewis grabs Wilburs "badge"] Thats no badge, its a coupon
for a tanning salon! [waving the coupon in Wilburs face] Youre a
Wilbur: [Lewis heads back to the crate to get his notebook and his
bag] Okay, you got me, Im not a cop. But I really am from the
future! And there really is this bowler hat guy!
Lewis: [grabs his bag] Agh, here we go again.
Wilbur: He stole a time machine, came to the science fair and ruined
Lewis: My project didnt work because Im no good. [Wilbur pockets
the paper with the picture of the time machine in his pocket] There
is no bowler hat guy, there is no time machine and youre not
really from the future. Youre crazy!
Wilbur: [starts to head for the door to leave but Wilbur blocks him]
Ho, ho, I am not crazy.
Lewis: Oh, yeah captain time travel? Prove it!
Wilbur: Uh... um... [rubs his head]
Lewis: Yeah, thats what I thought. [heads to the door] [mumbling]
Im just going to lock myself in my room and hide under the covers
for a couple of years.
Wilbur: [Lewis starts to open the door but is immediatly slammed shut
by Wilbur] [kind of quickly] If I prove to you that Im from the
future will you go back to the science fair?
Lewis: Yeah, sure whatever you say. [Wilbur smiles jumps behind him,
grabs him and starts pushing him to one of the edges of the
orphanage] Let go of me! What are you doing, let go of me!
Wilbur: Okay. [Lifts Lewis up and throws over the side of the
building where he lands in the time machine]
Movie Name: Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express (2006)
Carolin Hubbard: [Greek Dr. Constantine and Michel carry an injured
Poirot into the salon car] Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Movie Name: The Big Tease (1999)
Stig: Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?
Crawford Mackenzie: Yeah
Stig: Still looking for a job, eh?
Crawford Mackenzie: ...yeah
Stig: Hey, I tell you what. Next month, its losers day! You come
back and I piss on your head!
Movie Name: Stompin at the Savoy (1992)
Esther: [eyeing Pauline as she enters the salon] What are you doing
Pauline: I couldnt take that woman and her uniform no more.
Esther: You lose your job?
Esther: Oh, well, what you gonna do?
Pauline: I dont know. Find another woman. Maybe retire to Florida.
Movie Name: Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Lt. Commander Data: [voice-over] Friendly insults and jibes - another
form of human speech that I am attempting to master. In this case
with the help of Commander Geordi La Forge.
[he walks into the hairdresser salon where La Forge is having his
Lt. Commander Data: [voice-over] I consider Geordi my best friend.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Here for a trim?
Lt. Commander Data: My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: What?
Lt. Commander Data: My hair does not require trimming...
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Lunkhead?
Lt. Commander Data: I am experimenting with friendly jibes and
insults. It was not meant as a serious disparagement.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Well - just dont try it on the
Movie Name: The Golden Girls (1985)
[Sophia has taken the girls to a local salon to get their hair done
by the "gorgeous" Eduardo]
Eduardo: Whos hair do I wash first?
Blanche Devereaux: Im first. Im the dirtiest!
Movie Name: The Bionic Woman (1976)
Peggy Callahan: [on phone in bed] Whats all this about? I mean why
are you dragging him into this?
Jaime Sommers: [on other line, also in bed] Because I think hes
doing more to our heads than just making them look good. And Im
gonna go to his salon and find out.
Jaime Sommers: Thats a cheap shot, Jaime.
Movie Name: Salon Kitty (1976)
Margheritas Mother: The most important thing is to be on the winning
Movie Name: The Bionic Woman (1976)
Jaime Sommers: [about the hairdressing salon] Yall have a very busy
John Bernard: Yeah, well, its getting there. Someday Id like to
have every congress woman, senators wife and even the first lady
come in here.
Jaime Sommers: Youre also very ambitious.
Movie Name: The Swimmer (1968)
Julie Ann Hooper: How did you meet Mrs. Merrill?
Ned Merrill: Oh, I - On a boat. Going to Europe one summer. I was
with a - with a bunch of students down in steerage. And one night I
sneaked up to the first class salon, and there she was.
Julie Ann Hooper: Oh, how romantic and old-fashioned!
Ned Merrill: Now wait a minute! It wasnt that long ago!
Julie Ann Hooper: Well, I - I mean it sounds so much more
*passionate* than a computer.
Movie Name: The Twilight Zone (1959)
Barbara Stanley: Mr. Lanser, are you all right?
Carl Lanser: Yes yes, Im all right. Its just that I have these
Barbara Stanley: Of what?
Carl Lanser: A feeling of doing things, saying things.
Barbara Stanley: The feeling that youve done them before?
Barbara Stanley: I know that feeling. Ive had it occasionally. Being
in a room somewhere and being able to swear that youve been there
before. Even the conversation seems identical to another time.
Carl Lanser: And the people?
Barbara Stanley: Yes, and the people too.
Carl Lanser: How odd. I dont seem to recall... I dont seem to
recall getting on this ship... or anything else for that matter.
Its suddenly as if I woke up and found myself standing on deck and
hearing your voices coming from the salon.
Barbara Stanley: Like amnesia?
Carl Lanser: No, not really. I know who I am. Im Carl Lanser. I am
Carl Lanser. I was born in Frankurt, Germany. Im in the...
Movie Name: Nochnoy dozor (2004)
[Anton has tracked the human bait to the old hair salon. The vampires
Anton Gorodetsky: Night Watch! Everyone step out of the the Twilight!
Movie Name: 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter (2002)
C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash
Cate Hennessy: Whats that?
C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] The coolest kids in school throw a
party. They rent a fancy hotel room, trash the place, then dash out
the door without paying. Trash & Dash.
Cate Hennessy: You used to do that?
C.J. Barnes: I said the cool kids! I asked all my friends about it,
theyre like "no! Its a myth!"
Cate Hennessy: You know, that actually makes sense. The hotels, the
beauty salon, the cool kids didnt invite you. Thanks, C. J.
C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] You have to admit, Cate, the worlds
a much more interesting place with me around.
Cate Hennessy: C. J., why are you talking like that?
C.J. Barnes: I dont know.
Movie Name: Friends (1994)
[Ross going to get a spray-on-tan at a salon]
The Tanning Salon Guy: Alright Mr. Gellar, right this way. So, how
dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2, or 3.
Ross: Well uh, I like how you look, what are you?
The Tanning Salon Guy: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two, I think, a two.
Movie Name: Boys of Summerville (2008)
Rocky: [at open mic night] Lets see I did a song for Porkys Bar-B-Q
Pit, the Sweaty Dog Hair Salon... Hey, I even did one for Mayor
Higgins when he was running for mayor last year!
Mayor Higgins: And thats what everyone says won me another 4 years!
Rocky: Rock on! Hey I bet youd have even won if there was someone
running against you, too!
Mayor Higgins: Dont you know it!
Movie Name: RocknRolla (2008)
Cookie: Have you ever bought a ticket to the Junkies Boneyard,
Roman. Its an unpleasent place, called "Curl up and die". Might
sound like a hair salon, but it dont fucking look like one, I
could tell ya. Its a terrible sight, and a horrible sound
listening to a man,
Cookie: , suck in his soul through the hole in the pipe. Its even
worse when he tries to tear it back. Ive been there, and Ive done
Cookie: And then I nailed that Demon in a smoke proof coffin, and I
did it all with Johnny. I love that man, hes what you call class.
And if you had any fucking brains, Roman, youd love him too. You
know his music sales have gone up 1000% in two weeks. You see,
Johnny the crackhead, knows that a rocker is worth more dead than
alive, silly world isnt it? Mr. Quid does not get his gear from
me, he has to travel, far and wide. But do leave me a number, and
if, the dead, feels like calling, youll be the first to know.
Movie Name: Shortbus (2006)
Justin Bond: [to Sofia] Its a salon for the gifted and challenged.
Thats Alice. Shes got a cunt like a wizards sleeve.
Movie Name: Final Destination 3 (2006)
Ashley Freund: [to Wendy] Wen! So were ready for graduation tonight?
Were going to the tanning salon afterwards, and we are so totally
cool if you wanna come-with.
Ashlynn Halperin: Totally!
Ashley Freund: and just like talk, heres my cell. I already have
Movie Name: Psych (2006)
[Gus is attempting to gather information at the tanning salon]
Salon Attendant: May I help you?
Burton Gus Guster: Yes. Im here for a tanning appointment.
Salon Attendant: Um... for yourself?
Burton Gus Guster: Yes, for the Insta-Tan process. I would like
Salon Attendant: But... you...
Burton Gus Guster: Yes?
Salon Attendant: I dont understand.
Burton Gus Guster: Okay, look... screw it, I cant do this. Have
you ever seen either of these two guys here before?
Movie Name: Psych (2006)
Burton Gus Guster: He says its the single guys trying to keep up
on their tans.
Shawn Spencer: Single guys?
Burton Gus Guster: Yeah.
Shawn Spencer: Maybe thats it. Maybe some woman is targeting singles
at the salon. Question is, what kind of loser thinks getting a tan
is gonna help him score a woman?
[Henry walks out in a robe]
Shawn Spencer: Dad?
Movie Name: Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
Tanning Salon Employee: Let me get this straight. You want to put
your baby into a tanning bed.
Mac: Thats correct.
Tanning Salon Employee: Im sorry, thats against the law.
Mac: Look pal, we are well aware of the law, ok? We dont want to jam
you up here, we just want to put him in there for a couple of
Dennis Reynolds: Just to get a base...
Mac: Just to get a base.
Movie Name: Rent (2005)
Collins: In honor of the death of Bohemia, an improtu salon will
commence immediately following dinner. Maureen Johnson, back from
her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot,
will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her
vocorder, while accompanying herself on the electric chello, which
she aint never studied.
Roger: And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his
inability to hold an erection on high holy days.
Mark: Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous
lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred.
And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song.
Roger: [picks up a guitar and plays]
Mark: That doesnt remind us of Musettas Waltz.
Collins: Angel Dumont Schunard will model the latest fall fashions
from Paris while accomanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic
Angel: And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist,
including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT
virtural reality equipment to self-destruct as it broadcast the
All: Actual reality! Act up! Fight AIDS!
Movie Name: Catscratch (2005)
Gordon: Im afraid the right, sweet root beer has slipped out of our
tiny paws. I mean its not like we can dress up as girls and crash
Mr. Blick: Yeah... unless, we dress up as girls and crash the party!
Waffle: Then we can play *beauty salon makeover*! [giggles giddily]
Mr. Blick: Gordon, bag of bees.
Gordon: Aye, bag of bees.
[Gordon hands Mr. Blick a bag of bees, Mr. Blik shakes the bag, and
sticks it on Waffles head]
Waffle: Hello, bees, how are you? [Bees sting Waffle, sending Waffle
screaming in pain]
Salon,+The - search for more results