Movie Quotes for Ride+cs

Rusty Nail: Heck of a joy ride, isnt it...

Jen: Just think, I could have hitched a ride with a stalker.

Jim: Hes a rent-a-cop. Im surprised he doesnt ride a fucking
  bicycle.

Biff Tannen: [after short-circuiting the lab, and trapping Doc in his
  own office, he knocks] Hello! Hello! Dr. Brown!
Doc Brown: Biff! How in the blazes did you get here?
Biff Tannen: [revealing the tied up scientists] Why dont you ask
  these bozos?
Institute Scientist: [Biff removes the tape off of the scientists
  mouth] Dr. Brown. Our team was conducting an experiment back in
  1955.
Female IFT Scientist: He must have stowed away!
Biff Tannen: Hey! Im not the one to pass on a free ride!

Jay Trotter: [puts the box with ,000 in cash on the counter] Let
  it ride!
Ticket Seller: Is it all there?
Jay Trotter: I took out a little for the wife and a few things, but
  basically, yeah, its all there!
Ticket Seller: I cant give you win tickets for that! Thats over
  1300 win tickets! It will jam up the machine!
Ticket Seller: [leans forward]
Ticket Seller: The counting room!

Jay Trotter: [puts 00 in cash on the counter] Let it ride!
Ticket Seller: Whats the number?
Jay Trotter: [smile fades away]
Ticket Seller: Its a house rule! Youve got to give me a number!

Charles E. Quayle: I presume, Mr. Strapp, that I would be opposing
  you.
J.C. Strapp: Naturally, since Im the police attorney.
Charles E. Quayle: Then I think that I should inform you that my
  client, Mr. Pirie, is going to sue the state of New South Wales for
  not providing a proper education for his son.
J.C. Strapp: What?
Charles E. Quayle: Since he lives seven miles from town and has no
  means of getting him to school, an education should be provided for
  him at home.
J.C. Strapp: The other bush boys ride to school.
Charles E. Quayle: Mr. Pirie cant afford to buy a horse.
J.C. Strapp: Thats his problem. He came here as an assistant
  migrant, and if he cant make a go of it...
Charles E. Quayle: He cant make a go of it because his land is salty
  and rocky and is quite unsuited for irrigation farming. If this
  comes to court, I shall expect some inquiries to be made as to who
  sold the land to the government and at what profit.
J.C. Strapp: Now see here! I... Ill tell Sgt. Collins that further
  information has come to light.
J.C. Strapp: And the summons will be dropped?
Charles E. Quayle: Yes, yes, I suppose so.

Mrs. Ellison: You must promise me, darling, that you wont ride
  again.
Josie Ellison: No!
James Ellison: Josie, you must. You couldve been killed.
Josie Ellison: I wont be stuck in that house all the time, I wont!
  And I hate that wheelchair.
James Ellison: Josie, well manage something. I promise we will.

Mrs. Ellison: Josie, what are you doing with that pony?
Josie Ellison: Im coming out riding with you.
James Ellison: Josie, you cant.
Josie Ellison: Yes, I can. I often used to ride without stirrups.
Mrs. Ellison: I know, darling, but now you must...
Josie Ellison: Its only a matter of balance. I *know* I can do it.
James Ellison: Bluey, take the pony back inside.
Josie Ellison: No, Dad! Dad, Im going to...
James Ellison: Bluey.

Josie Ellison: Come here, Bo. Come here, you beauty.
Bluey Waters: Why dont you give him a carrot?
Josie Ellison: No, Im not going to spoil him.
Bluey Waters: Hell never let you near him without one.
Josie Ellison: Yes, he will. Come on, Bo.
Bluey Waters: Hes afraid of the chair.
James Ellison: Yes, I know.
Bluey Waters: Would you like me to ride him a bit first, Josie?
Josie Ellison: No, hes my pony, and Ill do it my way. Come on, Bo.
  Im not going to hurt you, Im just going to pet you a bit. Yes,
  youre all right.

Angus Pirie: The boy, he, uh, cant get to school.
Charles E. Quayle: It says here that hes been absent for two months.
  How did he get to school before then?
Angus Pirie: Our neighbor, John Dancey, he had a horse, and his boy
  and Scotty used to ride on it together.
Charles E. Quayle: And the Danceys arent there anymore, is that
  correct?
Angus Pirie: No. The boy would have to walk seven miles each way.

Capt Andy Hayes: All right, whats your plan?
Marshall Chris Adams: Oh, I figured wed just ride in there and shoot
  down anyone carrying a gun.

Sam Boone: There are some things a man just cant ride around.

Ben Brigade: [going to meet the Mescalero chief] Hell offer his
  trade. Ill turn him down.
Mrs. Carrie Lane: Then?
Ben Brigade: With any luck, theyll ride off. Stay out in the hills,
  try to figure some how else to get you away from us.
Mrs. Carrie Lane: I see.
Ben Brigade: No matter what happens, dont break down in front of
  em. If you do, theyll take it wrong. Shame em.
Mrs. Carrie Lane: I dont scare easy, Mr. Brigade.
Ben Brigade: I hope not.

Tessa Milotte: Teeler is interested in that bank, and so am I. When I
  learn how this town works, hell ride in with ten men, and do what
  youd like to do.
Joe Maybe: Youre still talkin about the bank?
Tessa Milotte: Nothing else.
Joe Maybe: When you write to Teeler, tell him I got here first. And
  Im not just talkin about the bank!

[while on a horseback ride, the chubby Frog criticizes a womans
  riding technique]
Frog Milhouse: You just get your weight right and you dont bounce.
Woman on horseback: How *could* you?

[Gene admires the sleek airplane he and Frog will soon board]
Gene Autry: Sure is pretty!
Frog Milhouse: Aint as pretty as horse, and when you ride a horse
  you dont have as far to fall.

[in order to get a free airplane ride, Patsy has convinced the
  airline employees that she and Gene are newlyweds]
Stewardess: Shes such a happy little bride!
Frog Milhouse: Cant I leave you alone for three minutes?

Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Your titties are too small anyways! I
  like them super mongo jugs! Yeah, you heard me! Circus boobs!

Rusty Nail: She gave me the finger. Now I want it. She gave it to me,
  I figure its mine to keep.

Eddie Zero: Now give me a hand with this. Cause I got things to go
  and places to do.

Rusty Nail: You want out? Theres your exit...

Girl: Hey, what do those white wings mean?
Billy Wings: Theyre for licking virgin pussy. Red wings for licking
  a bleeding pussy. See that? Blue and yellow wings for licking a
  police woman. Green wings for licking a pussy with crabs. Purple
  wings... Theyre for licking a dead pussy... See that? Pill
  popping, cunt eating, dope smoking, mother fucker. But you know...
  in a good way.

Rusty Nail: I like the rain. Keeps everybody inside and washes
  everything clean.

Melissa: I did everything you asked!
Rusty Nail: No, you didnt. I saw you down at the funeral parlor.
Kayla: Mel, what is going on?
Rusty Nail: Theres a big difference between a freshly cut, live
  finger and one snipped from a corpse. Less blood in that one you
  got there. Stiffer, paler. The nails yellowed, no nutrients,
  deteriorating. Want to see what a fresh one looks like? Check the
  glove compartment.