Movie Quotes for Ready+Telugu(2008)

Herself - Host: So I saw the lead singer of this next band backstage
  just now and I couldnt remember her name. So I called her Hell but
  she didnt react. So I called her Stacey, Hey Stace! Still no
  response. So I called her Her, What up, Her! Nothing, she just
  ignored me. I called her Jane but thats not her name. Apparently
  its Katie, I shouldve remembered that one. This is my favourite
  band of 2008 - Liverpool, its the Ting Tings!

Jared Leto: Are you ready for this?
Unsuspecting Civilian: [about to drink the Ting Tings cocktail] Im
  nervous.
Jared Leto: I would be very nervous and call your doctor immediately.

Ben Stiller: Where... wheres Robert?
Jack Black: Eh, he said he wanted his own, personal introduction.
  Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest movie-star on the planet, the
  greatest actor of all time... forged in the cauldron of his own
  genius... the one and only man of iron... I give you: Robert Downey
  Junior!

Jared Leto: Every year we support a good cause, and this year its
  the Staying Alive Foundation, so here to tell us a little bit more
  and give us some sex ed tits, I mean tips; our three furry friends,
  right here.

Jared Leto: Im sitting here, I kinda think of it as the dessert for
  the evening; weve had great appetizers, we had wonderful main
  course in Bono and Paul McCartney, and now we have the most
  delicious dessert - I dont mean to be fresh! - here in Leona
  Lewis, ladies and gentlemen.
Herself - Presenter: Hello!
Jared Leto: I dont know what Im doing. And theres Katy Perry and
  Pink right behind us; this is a lot of woman for a very small
  space... kinda like a fantasy or two I may have had.

Random guy: [leans over the VIP couch] Who you talking to?
Jared Leto: None of your business there, buddy! Sorry, thats my dad.
  He comes every year and just, you know, embarrasses me.

Jared Leto: Well... Im still eating macaroni and cheese.

Herself - Host: [after winning Best New Act] Thank you guys so much,
  Im so happy to be here! Last year I was sitting in my bedroom,
  heating up mac and cheese and watching this on the television, so
  you can do it too!

Jared Leto: [to Take That] I gotta say youre one of the most
  handsome bands Ive ever seen in my entire effing life. I get it
  ladies, I understand.

Jared Leto: So, Im sitting here with one of the legends of rock and
  roll. He is a god among men, a king in his time. I dont call him
  Kid Rock when Im in the UK, I call him Sir or Lord, but you may
  know him as Kid Rock! [audience cheers] I kinda felt like I was in
  the World Wrestling Federation for a second, but it was kind of
  fun.

Jared Leto: I know youre a Detroit guy. Tomo is a Detroit guy
  himself, right Tomo? Im a Louisiana boy like my brother, but for
  some reason I think youre a Louisiana boy too. I dont know what
  it is, maybe I just wanna claim ya, you seem like a good old boy to
  me, and I kinda want you to be my big brother or my dad! I dont
  know what it is but I love you Kid Rock, I love you!
Himself - Performer: I love you too, man.

Herself - Host: [introducing Pink] Boys! You mess with this one,
  shell drive her motorcycle right through your front door! Shell
  drink all your bear, arm-wrestle your mom and shave your dog!

Jared Leto: Craig, what comes first - the music or the lyrics? This
  is a chicken and the egg kind of question.
Himself - Presenter: What a great place to ask in the home of the
  Beatles, Lennon and McCartney... To be honest, if you havent got
  great melody then theres no lyrics to write so Id have to say
  melody, then you wanna discover the lyrics. So... thats my take.
Jared Leto: Yeah. Thank you for the answer actually, that was really
  nice to hear something that mentally touched me deep in the
  heart...
Himself - Presenter: I could see it in your eyes!
Jared Leto: ...and in my, Im not gonna say in the groin, but it did
  touch me in a lot of places.

Jerry Lawler: Whats so special about the Sandman? Hes just another
  beer swelling, trash talking redneck!
Jim Ross: Now that you mention it King, he actually reminds of a good
  friend of mine!

Jerry Lawler: I feel like the luckiest guy in the world JR. I cant
  believe I actually get paid to do this job!
Jim Ross: Well, dont let Mr McMahon hear you say that, otherwise you
  might wind up doing it for free.
Jerry Lawler: Nothing against Mr McMahon, but I heard hes so cheap,
  he wont even tip a canoe.

[Bruno delivers Phils dinner to him in the catering bus]
Phil Parish: Bruno! You know cows?
Bruno: Cows?
Phil Parish: Yeah. Big things. Four legs - one in each corner. Stand
  in fields a lot and moo.
Bruno: Yeah.
Phil Parish: What they dont do is stand in fields a lot and *swim*.
  The things that swim are called fish. [holds up his plate] This,
  peabrain, is fish! Cows are a completely different kettle of... are
  completely different!
Bruno: Yeah, they said what with it being an early lunch, theyd no
  time to do your steak.
Phil Parish: Yeah, well, just in case you decide to go fishing and
  reel in a cow.
[Bruno walks off]
Phil Parish: [to Roland] Its one of those days.
Roland: You want to try my job, mate. Theyre *all* "one of those
  days".

[after a disastrous morning, the producer asks the director how much
  of this mornings filming he has actually completed]
Roland: So youve shot *nothing* all morning?
Phil Parish: Not yet.
Roland: Nothing of Scene 23?
Phil Parish: Not yet.
Roland: None of it?
Phil Parish: Not yet.
Roland: Youve shot the master shot? You must have.
Phil Parish: [to Kelly] Tell him "not yet". I cant say it again - my
  brains trapped.
Roland: So what the hell have you been doing?
Phil Parish: [facetiously] Sunbathing.
Roland: Phil, the schedule says another six days. Youll never finish
  it.
Phil Parish: Well finish it! Well finish it!
Roland: For Gods sake tell Elliot that it is going well.
Phil Parish: Hes a network executive. Lies dont fool him. He lies
  for a living.

[after repeatedly cocking-up his one and only line, Joe McGill pleads
  for just one more take]
Joe McGill: Phil! Mr Parish. Sir. Couldnt we give it another go?
  Ive read the whole script. Its a scene of prime importance to the
  understanding of it.
Phil Parish: Why didnt you get it right, then?
Joe McGill: Weve had to do it over and over, all day.
Phil Parish: Thats what youre paid for.
Joe McGill: Were not machines. Were not cameras.
Phil Parish: You had *one* line to do, Mr McGill. One! And you
  couldnt.
Joe McGill: It was the thirteenth take.
Phil Parish: All the more reason.
Joe McGill: I did the others OK. One or two of them were *your*...
  Not your...
Phil Parish: Do you know why you couldnt do it? Because youre no
  good. And thats why youre an extra. A stupid lousy extra. Useless
  old bugger.
Gilbert Dean: [trying to placate Phil] Yeah, OK, Phil.
Phil Parish: [to Gilbert] OK? Hes living proof of what you say about
  actors. Always. Non-stop.
Gilbert Dean: Yeah. Enough, though. No need to upset him.
Phil Parish: No? So which matters most? Sparing his feelings or
  saving the bloody the film? Him, or your script that took you
  months to write, as youre always telling us? And him two minutes
  to kill stone dead. Which matters most?
Joe McGill: You dont know me. You know nothing about me. Whether Im
  stupid or no good or anything. Youve only met me today. Ive had
  thousands of days before today. I might be a very interesting
  person, for all you know. I might have been acting since before you
  left school. I might have once been in a cafe when an IRA bomb got
  chucked in. I might have brought up three kids. One of them might
  have been to college and got a 2:1.
Phil Parish: Jesus! You also might have buggered up a days filming.
Joe McGill: This isnt real life, lad! Its pretend! Its all
  pretend! Youre pretending! The whole damn fool films pretending!
Phil Parish: [pompously] Real life is how well we pretend, isnt it,
  sir? You, me, everybody in the world.
[Mr McGill looks crestfallen]
Phil Parish: Perhaps well try and find the best bits from what you
  did and glue them together and no-onell know. And itll be all
  right on the night. [mutters] As they say.

[Ted is explaining his idea for a new TV series which features twin
  brothers who are civil engineers]
Elliot Nichols: Youre on slightly shaky ground here, son. Who play
  the brothers?
Ted: How do you mean?
Roland: What actors are you proposing?
Ted: Actors? I dunno. I havent really thought about actors. The
  brothers characters...
Phil Parish: Ted, Ted, love, with respect, sod the characters. What
  you have to...
Ted: But the whole story revolves around...
Roland: Sod the story. Who are the stars? The big names.
Elliot Nichols: Thats the bottom line. If you want to get your
  series on TV, 1: get your stars; 2: make it about police,
  detectives or doctors. OK?
Phil Parish: These twin brothers, Ted. Which ones gay?
Ted: Theyve got girlfriends.
Roland: Are *they* in the police?
Ted: No.
Phil Parish: And one of *thems* gay?
Ted: No.
Roland: Its no good for Channel 4, then.
Elliot Nichols: So hang on. Let me get my head around this? Whos
  shagging who? Is one of the brothers shagging the other brothers
  bird?
Ted: No, there is no shagging.
Roland: No good for ITV, then. Or the BBC. Or Channel 4. Or Five.
Phil Parish: [Phils watch alarm bleeps] Ah. I better go. Busy busy.
  I hope thats helped.
Ted: The brothers are building this bridge, right. You see the thing
  about this bridge is...
Roland: Ted, TV is quizzes or cooking or gardening or DIY or drama.
  And drama! is either handcuffs or stethoscopes. Not about building
  bridg! es. Your ideas a bit too avant-garde.
Elliot Nichols: And itll still need stars, detectives and doctors.
Roland: And shagging.
Elliot Nichols: And shagging. Never underestimate the intelligence of
  the viewing public.

Jimmy King: Give me the stuff or Ill crown ya!
Gordie Boggs, Sean Dawkins: ITS HIM! ITS THE KING!

Sean Dawkins: Hows my hair look? Finesse?
Gordie Boggs: Bro, youre driving a truck full of ass juice. I
  wouldnt worry about your hair.

Sean Dawkins: Were gonna be there! Were going!
Mrs. MacKenzie: Get me a T-shirt... a really tight one...
Gordie Boggs: Thats gross, Mrs. MacKenzie.

Sean Dawkins: Crown us. Crown us, cmon.
Gordie Boggs: Crown us!
Sean Dawkins: Please crown us!
Gordie Boggs: CROWN US!
Jimmy King: Yeah! [Bashes Sean and Gordies heads]
Gordie Boggs: Aw, that was great, man!
Jimmy King: Ya happy now? [Sean and Gordie sleep and snores]

[both guys crying]
Sean Dawkins: Damn allergies.
Gordie Boggs: Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies.
Sean Dawkins: Unfair, bogus allergies!
Gordie Boggs: Unfair, cheating, blind ref, bogus Sinclair allergies!
Sean Dawkins: Damn Dallas Page!
Gordie Boggs: Thats right, Sean! Let it out man!
Sean Dawkins: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Sasha: Id love you to show me your awesome moves...
Gordie Boggs: Are you sure?
Sasha: Im sure.