Movie Quotes for Princess+Bride,+The

Westley: Where am I?
The Albino: [raspy voice] The Pit of Despair! Dont even think...
  [clears throat]... dont even think about trying to escape. The
  chains are far too thick. Dont dream of being rescued, either; the
  only way in is secret. Only the Prince, the Count, and I know how
  to get in and out.
Westley: So Im here till I die?
The Albino: Until they kill you, yeah.
Westley: Then why bother curing me?
The Albino: Well, the Prince and Count always insist on everyone
  being healthy before theyre broken.
Westley: So its to be torture?
The Albino: [nods enthusiastically]
Westley: I can cope with torture.
The Albino: [shakes head enthusiastically]
Westley: Dont believe me?
The Albino: You survived the Fire Swamp, so you must be very brave,
  but no one withstands The Machine.

Inigo Montoya: I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. Theres not
  a lot of money in revenge.

Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be
  something.
Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think.
Westley: Well, why didnt you list that among our assets in the first
  place?

Grandpa: It was ten days to the wedding. The King still lived, but
  Buttercups nightmares were growing steadily worse.
The Grandson: See didnt I tell you shed never marry that rotten
  Humperdinck.
Grandpa: Yes youre very smart. Shut up.

[after being beaten by the Man in Black]
Inigo Montoya: Kill me quickly.
Man in Black: I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an
  artist like yourself. However, since I cant have you follow me
  either...
[knocks him out]
Man in Black: Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.

Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something
  like that?
Man in Black: Oh no, its just that theyre terribly comfortable. I
  think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

Grandpa: [voiceover] Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as
  ordering Westley around.
Buttercup: Farm boy, polish my horses saddle. I want to see my face
  shining in it by morning.
Westley: As you wish.
Grandpa: [voiceover] "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
Buttercup: Farm boy, fill these with water - please.
Westley: As you wish.
Grandpa: [voiceover] That day, she was amazed to discover that when
  he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And
  even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him
  back.
Buttercup: Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher.
[Its right over her head, so he has to stand next to her]
Westley: As you wish.
[Cut to them kissing]
The Grandson: [interrupting] Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you
  trying to trick me? Wheres the sports?
[suspiciously]
The Grandson: Is this a kissing book?
Grandpa: Wait, just wait.
The Grandson: Well, when does it get good?
Grandpa: Keep your shirt on, and let me read.

Vizzini: Well head straight for the Gilder frontier. You catch up
  with us there. If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.
Inigo Montoya: Im going to duel him left-handed.
Vizzini: You know what a hurry were in!
Inigo Montoya: Well, is only way I can be satisfied. If I use my
  right... over too quickly.
Vizzini: [exasperated] Oh, have it your way.

[after Inigo pulls the Man in Black to the top]
Man in Black: Thank you.
[He begins to draw his sword, but Inigo motions him to stop]
Inigo Montoya: Well wait until you are ready.
Man in Black: [sheathes sword] Again, thank you.

Inigo Montoya: Where is the Man in Black?
[the Albino doesnt answer]
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, jog his memory.
Fezzik: [Fezzik strikes the Albino so hard it knocks him out] Sorry,
  Inigo. I didnt mean to jog him so hard.

Fezzik: [pretending to be the Dread Pirate Roberts] My men are here!
  I am here! But soon *you* will not be here!

[about to sic his lackeys on Fezzik, Inigo and Westley]
Count Rugen: Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for
  questioning.

Count Rugen: You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson
  to all those years ago. Youve been chasing me your whole life only
  to fail now? I think thats about the worst thing Ive ever heard.
  [pause] How marvelous.

The Grandson: Theyre kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing
  parts?

Fezzik: [to Inigo regarding the man in black] You be careful. People
  in masks cannot be trusted.

Inigo Montoya: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He
  was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man
  appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He
  slaved a year before it was done. [Shows the Man in Black the
  sword]
Man in Black: Ive never seen its equal.
Inigo Montoya: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at
  one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word,
  the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my
  father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I
  failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.
  [strokes the scars on his cheeks]
Man in Black: How old were you?
Inigo Montoya: I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough,
  I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we
  meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and
  say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
  Prepare to die."

Vizzini: Oh! The sot has spoken!

Prince Humperdinck: You truly love each other and so you might have
  been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no
  matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century
  will suffer as greatly as you will.

The King: Strange wedding.
The Queen: Yes. Very strange wedding. Come along.

Grandpa: Westley didnt reach his destination. His ship was attacked
  by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never left captives alive. When
  Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered...
The Grandson: -Murdered by pirates is good...

Westley: [to Buttercup as they run towards the Fire Swamp] Ha, your
  pig fiance is too late!

Yellin: [inside the Thieves Forest] Is everybody out?
The Assistant Brute: Almost. Theres a Spaniard giving us some
  trouble.
Yellin: Well you give HIM some trouble. Move.

Grandpa: She doesnt get eaten by the eels at this time
The Grandson: What?
Grandpa: The eel doesnt get her. Im explaining to to because you
  look nervous.
The Grandson: I wasnt nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned"
  but thats not the same thing.

[first lines]
The Mother: Hi, honey.
The Grandson: Hi, mom.

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing
  up]
Vizzini: HE DIDNT FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what
  you think it means.