Movie Quotes for Outsourced

Russell Peters: Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!

Purohit N. Virajnarianan: [saying goodbye] I hope that both your legs
  get broken.
Todd Anderson: Ill never forget you said that.

Asha: A holiday in Goa.

Purohit N. Virajnarianan: Im Purohit Narsimacharaya Virajnarianan.
  But you can call me Puro.

Todd Anderson: [standing on the ferry to the island of Gharapuri]
  Whats with all the tourists?
Asha: Oh, some famous caves.

Todd Anderson: Ive noticed that almost everyone signed up for the
  incentive program, except you. Dont you want anything?
Asha: What would I do with this, Im a vegetarian. [looking at the My
  Hot Dog toaster product]
Todd Anderson: Maybe it works with carrots...

Asha: Asha can do anything.

George Carlin: Who would have thought that the manufacturing of
  sticks would be outsourced to China?

George Carlin: Now, speaking of parents and speaking of bullshit, two
  ideas that arent always mutually exclusive, by the way, Id like
  to mention a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this
  country in the last thirty to forty years. Its a form of bullshit
  that really can only be called "child worship". Its child worship.
  Its this excessive devotion to children.
[laughter]
George Carlin: Im talking about todays professional parents, these
  obsessive diaper sniffers who are overscheduling and overmanaging
  their children and robbing them of their childhoods.
[applause]
George Carlin: Even the simple act of playing has been taken away
  from children, and put on mommys schedule in the form of "play
  dates". Something that should be spontaneous and free is now being
  rigidly planned. When does a kid ever get to sit in the yard with a
  stick anymore?
[laughter]
George Carlin: You know? Just sit there with a fucking stick. Do
  todays kids even know what a stick is?
[laughter]
George Carlin: You sit in the yard with a fucking stick... and you
  dig a fucking hole. You know?
[applause]
George Carlin: And you look at the hole, and you look at the stick...
  and you have a little fun. But kids dont have sticks anymore. I
  dont think there are any sticks left; I think theyve all be
  recalled because of lead paint!
[laughter]
George Carlin: Who would have thought that one day, the manufacturing
  of sticks would outsourced to China?

George Carlin: Im a modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and
  smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern
  deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically
  incorrect. Ive been uplinked and downloaded, Ive been inputted
  and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside
  of upgrading. Im a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge,
  state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a
  gigabyte in a nanosecond. Im new wave but Im old school and my
  inner child is outward bound. Im a hotwired, heatseaking,
  warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I
  interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so Im
  interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time Im
  radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the
  wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. Im on point,
  on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and
  speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. Im in the moment, on the
  edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low
  profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb.
  A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I
  take power naps; I take victory laps. Im a totally ongoing
  bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging
  workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial. I
  got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant,
  and a personal angenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me
  down, cause Im tireless and Im wireless. Im an alpha-male on
  beta-blockers. Im a non-believer and an overacheiver, laid-back
  but fashion foward, up front, down home, low rent, high mantinence,
  supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready,
  and built to last. Im a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase,
  prematurely postraumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate
  mail. But Im feeling; Im caring; Im healing; Im sharing; a
  supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is
  down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond
  and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk-mail; I
  eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports. Im gender
  specific, captial intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.
  I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email,
  and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn. I
  bought a microwave at a minimall; I bought a minivan at a
  megastore. I eat fast food in the slow lane. Im toll free, bite
  size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped,
  factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven,
  scientifically formulated medical miracle. Ive been pre-washed,
  pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged,
  post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have
  an unlimited broadband capacity. Im a rude dude but Im the real
  deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough,
  tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I
  ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; driving and moving,
  sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning. I
  dont snooze, so I dont lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and
  the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunchtime.
  Im hanging in, there aint no doubt, and Im hanging tough, over
  and out.