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Night+At+The+Museum
Movie Name: Night at the Museum (2006)
Quote: Larry: [on his second night at the museum] Morning, dum-dum.
Easter Island Head: Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?
Larry: Yes I did, fathead. [holds up a handful of gum] Lots and lots
of gum-gum.
Easter Island Head: Mmm!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Kah Mun Rah: [From trailer] [Confronting Vader] Is that you
breathing? Because I cant hear myself think! Theres too much
going on here; youre asthmatic, youre a robot. And why the cape?
Are we going to the opera? I dont think so.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Kah Mun Rah: My parents must have changed the code.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Larry Daley: [while the cherubs are singing "My Heart Will Go On"]
Love theme from Titanic, not really appropriate right now!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Amelia Earhart: [Sees Kah Mun Rahs men approaching] Crimey, weve
been jimmy-jacked!
Larry Daley: Jimmy-jacked?
Amelia Earhart: Its how I speak!
Larry Daley: Yeah, but that sounds made-up, even for you...
Amelia Earhart: [flatly] Oh no, our path has been blocked by bad
people wheres the excitement in that?
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Amelia Earhart: Its a matter of life and death!
The Thinker: Ill tell you whats a matter of life and death, that
beautiful lady over there.
[statue of Aphrodite giggles]
The Thinker: Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here.
BOOM BOOM! Firepower!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Octavius: [Trying to get Jed out of the Hourglass] You are going to
live! [Smashes glass with his helmet]
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: Im going to divide the house.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: The Thinker: Im thinkin...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Jedediah: [When Octavius is trying to get Jedediah out of the
hourglass] I wanna get to the story of our relationship, the
evolution from enemy to friends.
Octavius: No!
Jedediah: Itll make you cry.
Octavius: No! You are going to live!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Tuskegee Airman #1: [In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are
headed down the runway!
Tuskegee Airman #2: Would you stop narrating everything we do? Just
live in the moment!
Tuskegee Airman #1: [In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are
living in the moment!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Larry Daley: Im sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a
free country. So...
Brandon: No, we dont.
Larry Daley: No?
Brandon: Its the United States of "Dont Touch That Thing Right in
Front of You."
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: [from trailer]
Jedediah: Well, if it aint Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: General George Armstrong Custer: Im a failure.
Larry Daley: No, youre not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to
their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: General George Armstrong Custer: The battle of the Smithsonian. The
greatest battle the world will never know.
Larry Daley: Well know.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Kah Mun Rah: [to Jedediah in the hourglass] Why hes no bigger than a
tiny grain of cus-cus.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Kah Mun Rah: I am Kah Mun Rah, the great king of the great kings, and
from the darkest depths of ancient history. I have come back to
life!
Larry Daley: [Awkwardly] Uh-hu
Kah Mun Rah: Perhaps you did not hear what I just said. I am a
century old Egyptian pharoah. I was dead, but now I have come back
to life!
Larry Daley: No I heard that, I got that. Welcome Back.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Tuskegee Airman #1: The Tuskegee Air Men are enjoying their freedom.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to
happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured
it out. Its doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love
thing is good.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: [from trailer]
Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Tuskegee Airman #2: [to Amelia] Maam, Id just like to thank you...
Amelia Earhart: For what?
Tuskegee Airman #2: Well, a lot of people didnt think we could fly,
either. Thanks for clearing the runway.
[salutes her]
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Quote: Jedediah: I didnt call you because we were in trouble... okay, we
were in a pickle. But it wouldnt be the first time a had to fast
talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum (2006)
Quote: Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Names Jedadiah.
Larry: Jedadiah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: No can do, crackerjack.
Larry: Whats going on here?
Jedediah: Somebodys got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I dont know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a
man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A
WATERMELON!
Larry: [Train hits Larry] Ooh! Ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
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