Movie Quotes for New+Blood+ve

Russell: If this is my uncles house, then why are WE sleeping in the
  van?
Sandra: Who says were sleeping?

Eddie: [Reading Michaels birthday card] Happy birthday, Michael, you
  lucky son-of-a-bitch. Many happy returns. Love, Melissa.
Eddie: [Tosses card] Cunt.

Nick: Melissa, just stay here with us
Melissa: Its not my style
Nick: DONT GO OUT THERE!
Melissa: [Right before Jason appears at the door and axes her right
  in the face] FUCK YOU! NO, THE FUCK YOU BOTH!

Judy: OK You big HUNK of a man, come and get me!

Melissa: [walks in the kitchen] Now theres a guy Id love to throw a
  surprise party for... Hi, Im Melissa.
Tina Shepard: Im Tina, from next door.
Melissa: [snotty] I KNOW!
Russell: Maddy, whos friend is that scuzball dope head?
Melissa: Only the birthday boys best friend!
Maddy: [grabbing Melissas necklace] Melissa those are so pretty,
  they are absolutely gorgeous, are they real?
David: [walks into the kitchen] What a stupid place to put a lamp.
Melissa: There real! On my birthday, my daddy says to me "Melissa,
  you are the perfect daughter, and he gives me these and says, to
  the best little girl in the whole world"

Sandra: [while skinny-dipping] You need a formal invitation? Russell
  party for two, right this way place.

Melissa: [after Nick calms down Tina] You are nuts!
Nick: Shut up, Melissa.
Melissa: I dont believe you. You people give me the creeps.
Nick: Hey! Where do you think youre going?
Melissa: Im going back to bed. You wanna come?

Narrator: Theres a legend around here. A killer buried, but NOT
  dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees
  curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few
  have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. NO ONE
  can.

Russell: When did you first know you loved me?
Sandra: I think it was the first time I saw the enormous size of your
  great big... wallet.

Melissa: Hey Nick, you still mad at me?
Nick: What was that crap you pulled on Tina?
Melissa: That chicks crazy. Besides, all is fair in love and war.
Nick: Melissa, I dont even like you.
Melissa: LIKE, has nothing to do with it.

Melissa: Eddie... Eddie! This isnt going to work out.
Eddie: What?
Melissa: I lied.
Eddie: About what?
Melissa: About everything, you just dont turn me on. Really. But
  cmon, at least I gave you a chance. you just didnt come through.
  Besides, I was kind of hoping Nick would come back and find you
  with me.
Eddie: Whyd you lie?
Melissa: You know, make him jealous.
Eddie: Fine. Rejection. I can take it, Ive been rejected by some of
  the finest science fiction magazines in the continent of the united
  states!
Melissa: Edddie! Where are you going?
Eddie: To take a cold shower, Ive got a date with a soap on a rope!

Maddy: Need a little touch-up-work my ass.

Sandra: So what do you think of Nick?
Melissa: [eyeing Nick] Gee, I hadnt noticed.

Judy: Im cold
Dan: Why dont we crawl in the sack?
Judy: Why dont you fix the fire?
Dan: Theres no wood.
Judy: Were in a forest!

Tina Shepard: [upon seeing Dr. Crews] Bad news Crews.

[Michael and Jane are standing on the side of the road next to a
  broken down car]
Michael: Piece of shit!
Jane: Whens the last time you put oil in that thing?
Michael: Yesterday.

Melissa: [to Tina] Hey, Tina. [Nick appears wearing a big fat jacket
  on backwards] This how they wear their jackets back at the mental
  hospital?
[Tina gets mad and snaps Melissas pearl necklace with her
  telekinesis]

Ben: Happy fuckin birthday!

Robin: So he says, ?Let me see your I.D.? and Im like, ?I left it at
  home.? And he goes, ?You have to go and get it.? So I said, ?Okay?
  and I left.

Cochise: I told you, man! I dig your set! I wanna roll with you!
Vermin: Get outta here, man!
Cleon: Aw, shit. Whats this kids name again?
Snow: Cochise. He grew up in Harlem, but his mamma brought his ass to
  Brooklyn. And now he wants to be a Warrior.
Fox: Does he have what it takes?
Vermin: We dont need any new blood. Let alone some kid from Harlen.
  Why dont you go hang with the Boppers?
Cochise: Cause the Boppers are soft, man! Too soft for me! Man, I
  aint down with no purple shiny vests an shit! I gotta run with a
  solid outfit! I wanna run with the Warriors!
Cleon: Vermins right. A whole lotta gangs has been breathin down
  out necks lately. We aint takin no chances. You wanna be a
  Warrior? Go grab us a Boppers hat off one of their heads and then,
  well talk.
Cochise: Shit, man, that aint nothin!
Cleon: But if you wanna be a Warrior, its gotta be a size... nine.
Cochise: A size nine? Thats a bucket, man, not a hat!
Cowboy: Good luck, young blood. Youre gonna need it.
Snow: This kid dont know when to quit, he just might.
Cleon: Snow, I want you to go up there with him. Make sure he dont
  get too brave.

Alice: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Now shes cute. And I havent seen her before,
  is it possible?
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Cris-pay!
[Alice shakes her head at Dana]
Alice: Uh-uh.

The Pain: [as the Boss throws Snake off the bridge] The new blood has
  been rejected!

Marlene: Gossie been cattin with one of my waitresses since he got
  here. He never told me his partner was a blind Bama boy.
Oberon: Marlene, Demure called. Thurmans sick.
Marlene: What about Sassie.
Oberon: Flat tire.
Marlene: Alright, Bama, why dont you get up there and show me what
  you got.
Ray Charles: Well, I, Im not really prepared to do my thing, I mean,
  right now, tonight.
Marlene: Well, this is the only audition youre gonna get, Puddin,
  so either get on up there or you and Gossie can haul your asses
  back down south.
Oberon: [hands Ray a joint] Here smoke some of this.
Ray Charles: [coughs] That aint no tobacco, man!
Oberon: No. Hold it in. Itll calm you down.
Marlene: Alright, Oberon, get up there and introduce him.
Oberon: Yes, Maam!
Marlene: Come on, Bama.
Ray Charles: Yeah!
Oberon: I got a special treat for all you satin dolls and Im not
  talking about Oberons big thunder. No, thats for another show. We
  got some new blood for ya. Fresh off the bus from Florida I give
  you Ray "Dont Call Me Sugar" Robinson.
Ray Charles: How yall doin tonight?
Man in Bar: Better than you!
Oberon: Relax, Ray, relax!
Ray Charles: I got it. What do yall wanna hear?
Aretha Robinson: How bout a little Nat King Cole?
Ray Charles: Yall like Nat King Cole?
[begins playing]
Marlene: Bama aint bad.
Oberon: Id say he saved our asses.

Lee Butters: Its about time they poured in some new blood. I just
  dont want it coming out of me.

Vault Dweller: New blood. Heh. Heh Heh.
Vault Dweller: Youre not a very happy person, are you?
Victor: Why do you say that? Im quite happy. Im very happy because
  there are lots of things that bleed.
Vault Dweller: Youre a real sicko, you know that?
Victor: Dont say that! My mother said that! Ill make you pay! Im a
  good boy, right mommy?