Movie Quotes for Michel+Vaillant

Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby
  kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
[kid with glasses shakes his head]

Carolin Hubbard: [Greek Dr. Constantine and Michel carry an injured
  Poirot into the salon car] Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Michel Valentine: Your cuisine is ca-ca!

Jack Bourdain: So it appears that Michel is slightly more capable
  than I assumed.
Teddy Wong: Slightly? He brought us to our knees with a keyboard and
  a mouse, ok? That is a sad and freaky situation, my friends.

Michel: So, you have taken my baker?
Jack Bourdain: I have taken your baker. I am a baker taker!
Michel: And you dont think it was a little bit excessive?
Jack Bourdain: EXCESSIVE? Uh, you raided my menu.
Michel: Why are you so threatened by me, eh? Is it because maybe you
  see in me what you hate in yourself?
Jack Bourdain: Oh, no I dont have an annoying, filthy Frenchman in
  me.
Michel: Ha! Everybodys got an annoying, filthy Frenchman in them
  Jack, just ask your girlfriend.
Jack Bourdain: Shes not my girl... Take the Lamb off the menu.
Michel: Return my creepy baker then well talk.
Jack Bourdain: [laughs] no.
Michel: Ok then, I guess it is how you say "On"?
Jack Bourdain: Oh, mon amie. It is TOTALLY HOW YOU SAY ON!
Michel: It is on.
Jack Bourdain: Yes, I said that.
Michel: Ok.
Jack Bourdain: Yeah [walks away]
Michel: Your cusine is Caca!

Bill Bailey: [after the Jean-Michel Jarre number] I used to get a
  member of the audience to do that bit but I stopped after a gig in
  Newcastle when I asked a guy to say Jean-Michel Jarre then an
  insult and he said "Jean-Michel Jarre, you long-haired bastard".

[Michel and Albert defeated the final boss of the game.]
Auguste: I will die. And...and so will you...
[Auguste falls to the floor and dies.]
Michel: We are not what we were 300 years ago. The girl, she changed
  us. She gave us the warmth of that of a human. We shall disappear
  with you.
[Michel and Albert tosses their handguns to the floor next to
  Augustes lifeless body]
Albert: We have no regrets. Its all over now...
[The sun then rises from the sky.]
Albert: Farewell...
[Michel, Albert and Auguste disintegrates and are no more.]

Michel: I feel like crap on toast.

Michel: I dont know if anyone has noticed, but suddenly I am the
  only one working.
Sookie: Youre right, no-one noticed.

Michel: Well, you know what happens when you assume.
Lorelai: What?
Michel: I dont know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid
  American phrase.

Richard: Lorelai?
Lorelai: Yes, Dad?
Richard: May I speak to you for a moment?
Michel: [under his breath; in a sing-song voice] Someone is in
  trouble.

Michel: Are you sure it wasnt another Michel?
Sookie: You called me! You kept me on the phone for over an hour. I
  missed the beginning of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy and by the
  time I got back, they were all gay!

Michel Gerard: Well, this is wonderful, to smell like a dead person.
  Youll have to beat them off with a stick.

Michel: [Sukis doctor put her on bed rest for her pregnancy] Well,
  we need Suki here.
Lorelai: Well, Sukis not gonna be here so lets go to plan B.
Michel: Ok, plan B, that involves Sukis clone also named Suki.
Lorelai: Well, um, who here makes the sauces?
Michel: Suki.
Lorelai: Who here, Michel?
Michel: Suki trusts no one else with the sauces, she makes the
  sauces.
Lorelai: Well, what does Mark make?
Michel: Salads.
Lorelai: Ok, and Donnie does desserts, what do our other guys do?
Michel: Well, that man does the cleaning, that man over there dresses
  the plates, that man uses tongs and... I have no idea what that man
  in the corner does but I will check his trunk before he leaves.
Lorelai: So without Suki here we have salads and desserts?
Michel: Pretty much.
Lorelai: We cant run a restaurant serving just salads and desserts.
Michel: I will not go to it, no.
Lorelai: Wait, ok, here we have ducks, who here does the ducks?
Michel: No body touches the ducks.
Lorelai: Well, um, starting now someone has to touch the duck.
Michel: I do not know what to tell you except it will not be me.
Lorelai: This is bad Michel.
Michel: Im getting that, yes.
Lorelai: Well, well just figure something out, right?
Michel: Absolutely, aint no mountain high enough.
Lorelai: Just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. Any ideas?
Michel: We could order a pizza, some chinese food or one of those
  hogis that you cut into a million pieces...

[after Michel has begged Lorelai to take him to an auction run by her
  mother]
Lorelai: Michel, if you wanna go to this auction, you have to be in
  the lobby at six oclock Friday morning. You have to hand out
  towels and water bottles, you have to show them the hiking trails,
  and you have to let them give you a nature name.
Michel: Fine, I will let them give me a nature name.
Lorelai: All right, then, you can come.
Michel: Thank you.
Lorelai: Buttercup.
Michel: You cannot give them suggestions.

Michel: Im staying out of the way. In situations like this, do not
  get in the way is so valuable.
Sookie: Well, get in the way. Entertain the kids.
Michel: Like Im Sponge Boy Big Pants or something? I do not
  entertain children.

Lorelai: Hey, everything okay, Michel?
Michel: Yes, everything is fine. Lots of sunshine. Ill be right with
  you. [On the phone] I insist you do something about this before I
  go out and find a stick and make it pointy and come and find your
  cubicle and poke you very hard!

Michel: Mm, hows your arm raise? Good?
Lorelai: Pretty good.
Michel: Ah, I have an excellent arm raise.
Lorelai: Thats what it says on the bathroom wall.

Michel: And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle
  movements.
Lorelai: Well, that certainly calls for a "Dirty."

Michel: People are particularly stupid today. I cant talk to any
  more of them.

Lorelai: [Michel is ignoring the phone] Michel, the phone.
Michel: Mmm-hmm. It rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No, people are particularly stupid today. I cant talk to
  anymore of them.
Lorelai: You know whos really nice to talk to? The people at the
  unemployment agency.
Michel: [He pickes up the phone] Independence Inn, Michel speaking.
  [pause] No, Im sorry, were completely booked.

Michel: [about Paris] Shes back! Shes coming back!
Lorelai: What? Why?
Michel: I dont know - maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book,
  or something.

Sookie: Oh, I had a dream about Fran last night.
Lorelai: [gasps] What was it?
Sookie: Well we were all old and grey me, you, Rory, Jackson and
  Michel. I had those big glasses and you were hard of hearing and
  kept saying "Huh? Huh?"
Lorelai: Oh thats attractive.

Sookie: Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes.
Michel: Are there 12?
Sookie: 12 what?
Michel: Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast.
Sookie: Or what?
Michel: What do you mean, or what?
Sookie: What happens if you eat 13 blueberries?
Michel: This is a silly conversation.
Sookie: Would you die?
Michel: Just hand me the plate.
Sookie: Only if you dont count.
Michel: I wont count.
Sookie: Swear. Raise your right hand and say, May Destinys Child
  break up if I count these blueberries.
Michel: [raises his hand]... Pick another group.
Sookie: Nope.
Michel: [slams hand down] I hate you! Hate you!

Michel Gerard: You know what heppens when you assume, dont you?
Lorelai Gilmore: No.
Michel Gerard: Well, it is something about a donkey, it is a stupid
  American phrase!