Movie Quotes results for Mash 02x0 1 Divided We Stand
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Movie Name: X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Bobby Drake: Theres only six of us, Logan.
Logan: Yeah. Were outnumbered. Im not gonna lie to you. But we lost
Scott. We lost the professor. If we dont fight now, everything
they stood for will die with them. Im not gonna let that happen.
Bobby Drake: [shakes head]
Logan: Then we stand together... X-Men, all of us.
Movie Name: The Whitest Kids U Know (2007)
Englishman #2: Yes, yes, you still pee, and I still stand. And I can
stand here all night, for I am unemployed.
Englishman #1: Ah, as it is with me.
Englishman #2: Ah-ha! Then you shant long afford this errand boy to
supply you with your future pee stream.
Englishman #1: [thinks] I shall offer him sexual favors.
Englishman #2: Sexual favors? But hes just a boy!
Englishman #1: But we are British.
Englishman #2: Touche. And yet you overlook something. How do you
plan to perform these sexual favors you intend to promise this boy
if your genitalia is indefinitely committed to the act of peeing
upon my person?
Englishman #1: I happen to know that the child enjoys golden showers.
Englishman #2: Ah-ha! Then his face will have to interrupt your pee
stream, thus freeing my leg of its flow.
Englishman #1: Ah. The boy will take up the act of peeing upon your
leg, and I in turn will pee upon his face.
Englishman #2: You clever devil. The game is on.
[They shake hands]
Englishman #1: Its a gentlemans challenge. May the best man win.
Narrator: We all know the story by now. William Shakespeare and Sir
Francis Bacon continued on that way and their final plays they were
working on were never finished. They battled on into the night.
Spring turned to Summer, Summer to Fall, Fall to Winter. Centuries
passed, then millenia. Empires rose and fell, suns exploded. JFK
was assassinated and then re-born in Argentina. Thirty-eight years
later, he died in infancy of cholera. But I digress... enough about
our former president who now walks the streets as a bizarre
half-shadow, half-man named "Tankra" whose only fear is the light
and only joy the dark... but again, I digress... for as we all
know, to speak Tankras name is to to summon her awful presence.
Movie Name: Clone High (2002)
Abe: So hows the conflict? Mediated? Hello? [Short pause] Dinger!
Cleopatra: Abe get down! DOWN! Joan went crazy after we divided to
room. Shes like a monkey in every way.
Abe: [Joan does a Tarzanesque swing from the top of the bed and
starts throwing things at Cleo. ] I didnt expect that you two
would divde the room horizontially.
Cleopatra: Bunkbeds Abe! Think! Ugh!
Cleopatra: [Cleo flings her false eyelashes at Joan and they stick in
the wall beside Joans head] YANKEE GO HOME!
Abe: I think what Cleo is trying to say is that she would be more
respectful of Joan if she...
Joan of Arc: DIE DIXIE SLUT!
Abe: I think Joan brings a good arguement to the table. [Joan and
Cleo continue to throw things at each other] Thats it Joan in the
north and Cleo in the south hear me when I say a bedroom divided
cannot stand on its own.
Abe: [Joan and Cleo throw flaming containers at each other which
mistakenly hit Abe in his face after which he plummets out the two
storey window into Cleos swimming pool. He gurgles] Storms a
Movie Name: Degrassi: The Next Generation (2001)
JT: You cant just leave! United we stand. Divided we suck.
Movie Name: Ellen (1994)
Audrey: The man has oppressed our people long enough. United we
stand. Divided we fall. Queer nation one and all.
Ellen: For the last time, Audrey, youre not a lesbian.
Audrey: Well, I could be if it wasnt for my insatiable appetite for
Movie Name: The Simpsons (1989)
Roscoe: [to workers] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello
to the Simpsons.
Workers: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o.
Homer: [gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?
Steel Mill Worker #1: [sissy-like] Stand still, theres a spark in
Steel Mill Worker #2: Get it, get it!
Homer: [whimpers as another guy walks past Homer holding a vat of hot
steel in hot pants]
Steel Mill Worker #3: Hot stuff, comin through!
Bart Simpson: Dad, whyd you take me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I dont know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOURE ALL
Steel Mill Worker #4: [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
Homer: Oh! My son doesnt stand a chance! The whole worlds gone gay!
[a whistle goes off]
Homer: Oh my god! Whats happening now?
Roscoe: We work hard, we play hard. [pulls a chain, "Everybody Dance
Now" starts playing as the mill turns into a gay nightclub]
Movie Name: Challenge of the GoBots (1984)
Crasher: [laughing] Better clear your calendars kiddies because you
have a date with the disassembler.
Fitor: Yeah! Its going to be a real blow out. Especially for you
The Last Engineer: And the rest of us?
Crasher: Im sure well find something to amuse you.
Leader-1: [meekly] Go... Go on everybody... Make a break for it!
Fitor: Stay where you are!
Fitor: [a dull thud on the floor] My my my the great Leader-1 cant
even stand up on his own.
Crasher: [laughing] Thats what happens when you go to pieces.
Turbo: [heaving the disassembler pod over his head] Hey Renegades
laugh at this.
Crasher: Ill get him. Look out! OH!
Turbo: [transforming] Im clearing us a path out of here.
[after barreling into Crasher and Fitor]
Turbo: Come on! The coast is clear.
Cop-Tur: [laughing] It looks like you spoke too soon junk heap.
Turbo: Who are you callin a junk heap?
Nick Burns: It sounds like reinforcements are here.
Alison Jamoira A.J. Foster: What are we going to do?
The Last Engineer: I have an idea.
[pushing a button]
The Last Engineer: That is if the system still works.
Nick Burns: The room is turning into a cockpit.
Matt Hunter: Right and were at the bottom of a launch silo.
Alison Jamoira A.J. Foster: You mean were on a ship?
The Last Engineer: Thats right child. Hold on tight!
Movie Name: Night Court (1984)
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: In the meantime, you gentlemen are
going to have to decide whether you want your cases adjudicated
together or separately.
Lincoln: United we stand, divided we fall!
Francine La Rue: Tell me about it.
Movie Name: Doctor Who (1963)
Dalek #1: [over loud speaker] Emergency! Emergency! All Daleks in
Section 3 are incapable of working.
Dalek #2: Section 3? That was the first section to get the
anti-radiation drug from received from the Thals.
Dalek #1: [over loud speaker] Stand-by for a general announcement.
This is control. All distribution of the anti-radiation drug is to
be stopped immediately. The Dalek race has become conditioned to
Dalek #2: But if you are right, we are in danger.
Dalek #1: All Daleks in Section 3 are dying.
Dalek #2: They must be examined immediately. Look, the disease has
reached us in here.
Dalek #1: Then we cannot delay.
Dalek #2: But what are we to do? Is this the end of the Daleks?
Dalek #1: We need radiation survive. So, we must increase our supply
Dalek #2: But there is only one way to do that.
Dalek #1: Exactly. We may have to explode another neutron bomb.
Movie Name: The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (1962)
Colin Smith: Share and share alike. All for one and one for all,
united we stand, divided we fall.
Mike: Youre a bloody poet, arent you.
Movie Name: Home of the Brave (1949)
Mingo: Divided we fall, united we stand, coward take my cowards
Movie Name: Kings (2009)
Rev. Ephram Samuels: [in a broadcast address to the city] We must
sacrifice tonight, so that tomorrow... so that there *is* a
tomorrow. We ask you to leave your places of work, and go to your
homes. We ask to close your doors to the world; do not open them
until the sun rises. Light a candle in your window - a sign to your
neighbor that we stand together even as we stand apart. If we act
as one, the angel of death can not single us out. He will pass over
our doors and we *will* be spared. I have no fear, because tonight
my faith is not in God, but in you.
Movie Name: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Abraham Lincoln: Remember, a house divided cannot stand.
Movie Name: Valkyrie (2008)
Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim: Every second we stand here is a second
Movie Name: Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
John F. Kennedy: The pioneers gave up their safety, their comfort,
and sometimes their lives to build our new west. They were
determined to make the new world strong and free - an example to
the world. Some would say that those struggles are all over. That
all the horizons have been explored. That all the battles have been
won. That there is no longer an American frontier. And we stand
today on the edge of a new frontier. The frontier of unknown
opportunities and perils. Beyond that frontier are uncharted areas
of science. Unsolved problems of peace and war. Unconquered pockets
of ignorance and prejudice. Im asking each of you to be pioneers
towards that New Frontier. My call is to the young in heart,
regardless of age. Can we carry through in an age where we will
witness not only new breakthroughs in weapons of destruction, but
also a race for mastery of the sky and the rain, the ocean and the
tides, the far side of space, and the inside of mens minds? All
mankind waits upon out decision. A whole world waits to see what we
shall do. And we cannot fail that trust, and we cannot fail to try.
Movie Name: Tomb Raider: Underworld (2008)
Lara Croft: Shut it down!
Jacqueline Natla: Lara! Unexpected, but Im glad youre here. You
should be allowed to see the fruits of your labor.
Lara Croft: Thats the Midgard Serpent?
Jacqueline Natla: Of course not. Jörmungandr is the network of the
tectonic ridges that encircles the earth on the ocean floor. And we
stand now on its weakest point, where the ancient supercontinent
Pangaea first broke in two. When this relic unleashes its fury
below, the very seems of the planet will burst. "The Midgard
Serpent will rise up and spew poison into the air, and all the
world will be consumed by fire and ash." Ragnarök! The seventh age
is upon us!
Movie Name: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 (2008)
President Howard T. Ackerman: [about the and the Soviets joining up
to the defeat the Empire] These commies go against everything we
stand for. Freedom, Liberty, Apple Pie, did I mention freedom?
Movie Name: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Queen Elizabeth I: How many Catholics are there in England, sir?
Cabinet Minister #1: [snorting] Immense numbers, Majesty.
Cabinet Minister #2: Half the nation cling to the old superstitions.
Queen Elizabeth I: What would you have me do? Hang half the people in
England, or just imprison them?
Cabinet Minister #2: We must act, Majesty! Our inaction is perceived
Queen Elizabeth I: If my people break the law, they shall be
punished. Until that day, they shall be protected.
Cabinet Minister #1: Majesty, we have proven reason to fear every
Catholic in the...
Queen Elizabeth I: [cutting in] Fear creates fear. I am not ignorant
of the dangers, sir. But I will not punish my people for their
beliefs. Only for their deeds. I am assured that the people of
England love their Queen. My constant endeavor is to earn that
Movie Name: TMNT (2007)
Raphael: We live together, we train together, we fight together, we
stand for good together... we are ninjas. We strike hard, defend
and protected and fade into the night and there aint no bad guy or
monster that gonna ever change that. Thats what is important and
thats why we will always be... brothers.
Movie Name: Chuck (2007)
John Casey: Cant believe it. Beckman was out of line pulling me off
Sarah Walker: I agree with her. Youre too emotionally involved.
John Casey: [Slight gaff] This from the agent who cant keep her
chocolate out of Bartowskis peanut butter.
Sarah Walker: Whatever my feelings might be for Chuck, I *never*
knowingly endangered the assett! You let your anger toward Bennett
cloud your judgement.
John Casey: Finally admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.
Sarah Walker: No. All I will admit is having feelings.
John Casey: 20 years in the business has taught me one sure thing:
People - people let you down in the end.
Sarah Walker: Nice to know where we stand.
Movie Name: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Queen Elizabeth I: [to her army, lined up in front of her at Tilbury]
My loving people. We see the sails of the enemy approaching. We
hear the Spanish guns over the water. Soon now, we will meet them
face-to-face. I am resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle,
to live or die amongst you all. While we stand together no invader
shall pass. Let them come with the armies of Hell; they will not
pass! And when this day of battle is ended, we meet again in heaven
or on the field of victory.
Movie Name: The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Sophie Neveu: We are what we protect, what we stand up for
Movie Name: Canada Russia 72 (2006)
Harry Sinden: The only thing that matters now is winning. We Win this
game... we win the series. We vindicate ourselves - and everything
we stand for.
Peter Mahovlich: Lets do it boys.
Movie Name: Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Narrator: And so, love triumphed in the end and the invaders were
destroyed. For this world, our world is the world of man. We have
earned the right to live here and as long as we love, humanity will
prevail. Each of our enemies has failed in their quest to defeat
us. Each has been undone by their own nefarious plans. Among all
worlds, across all galaxies, we stand above, we stand alone. None
can threaten our existence, none can challenge our spirit. And why?
Of all the qualities that make us unique, it is love that is our
greatest strength. And because of love, mankind... [Narrator gets
hit by a bus]
Movie Name: Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)
Preston: Its the real Prince. The genuine article.
Prince: Yes, my friends, I have returned to you at this, our darkest
hour. So tell me Winston, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?
Winston: He intends to level our homes and kill us all.
Prince: O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags
and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next
Garfield: Oh boy.
Nigel: Well, that was inspirational.
McBunny: I am so fired up.
Garfield: You know, Ill have to believe we can do better.
Preston: I thought you were leaving.
Garfield: Hey. Button the beak, Froot Loops, or Ill stick that thing
on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do
we do to bullies?
Meenie: Well, generally, we run from them.
Garfield: No, we dont leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust
me, if you beastsssss can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat
Preston: Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?
Garfield: Tell you what. For the duration of this battle I would
prefer to be called "G-Cat". And we, have two plans.