Movie Quotes for Lord+Of+War

Andre Baptiste Sr.: They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps
  it is you.
Yuri Orlov: I believe its "warlord."
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

Jack Valentine: Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are
  more prestigeous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenels -
  youd think that be more critical to world security. But its not.
  No, nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault
  rifles and small arms - like yours. Those nuclear weapons sit in
  their silos. Your AK-47, thats the real weapon of mass
  destruction.
Yuri Orlov: I dont want people dead, Agent Valentine. I dont put a
  gun to anybodys head and make them shoot. But shooting is better
  for business. But, I prefer people to fire my guns and miss. Just
  as long as they are firing. Can I go now?

Jack Valentine: Since your so concern with the law, you must know
  that I am legally permitted to hold for 24 hours without charging
  you. You might ask why I would do that, and I can assure you its
  not because I enjoy you company because I dont. *No*. The *Reason*
  why I will delay you for *every sec* of the permissible 24 hours is
  Im delaying your deadly trade and the deaths of *your* victims. I
  dont think of it as taking a day away from you but giving a day to
  them. Some innocent man, woman or child is going to have an extra
  day on this Earth because youre not *free*. So I will see you in
  23 hours and 55 mins.

Yuri Orlov: Without operations like mine it would be impossible for
  certain countries to conduct a respectable war. I was able to
  navigate around those inconvenient little arms embargos.

Yuri Orlov: Enjoy it.
Jack Valentine: What?
Yuri Orlov: This. Tell me Im everything you despise. That Im the
  personification of evil. That Im what- responsible for the
  breakdown of the fabric of society and world order. Im a one-man
  genocide. Say everything you want to say to me now. Because you
  dont have long.

Jack Valentine: I dont think you fully appreciate the seriousness of
  your situation.
Yuri Orlov: [pauses,sighs] My family has disowned me... my wife and
  son have left me... my brother is dead. Trust me, I fully
  appreciate the seriousness of my situation.

Yuri Orlov: The primary market was Africa, Eleven major conflicts
  involving twenty three countries in less than a decade. A
  gunrunners wet dream. At the time the West couldnt care less,
  they had a white war in what was left of Yugoslavia.

[last lines]
Yuri Orlov: You know whos going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers.
  Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. Thats the
  secret to survival. Never go to war. Especially with yourself.

Yuri Orlov: Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing
  was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More
  commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. Its the worlds most
  popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly
  simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesnt
  break, jam, or overheat. Itll shoot whether its covered in mud or
  filled with sand. Its so easy, even a child can use it; and they
  do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their
  flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the
  Russian peoples greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar,
  and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up
  to buy their cars.

Andre Baptiste Jr.: Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?
Yuri Orlov: Part One, Two, or Three?
Andre Baptiste Jr.: Ive only seen Part One.

Yuri Orlov: Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble
  names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of
  something-or-other... I guess they cant own up to what they
  usually are: a federation of worse oppressors than the last bunch
  of oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both
  combatants proclaim themselves freedom-fighters.

Yuri Orlov: After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russias biggest
  export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

Vitaly Orlov: [in Russian] Oh God!
Yuri Orlov: [voice-over] Always resort to your native tongue in times
  of anger. And in times of ecstasy.

Yuri Orlov: Back then, I didnt sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because
  of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks.

[first lines]
Yuri Orlov: [voiceover] You dont have to worry. Im not gonna tell
  you a pack of lies to make me look good. Im just gonna tell you
  what happened.

Yuri Orlov: Some of the most successful relationships are based on
  lies and deceit. Since thats where they usually end up anyway,
  its a logical place to start.

Yuri Orlov: We saw something in each other that neither one of us
  liked, or maybe we were just looking in the mirror.

Ava Fontaine: I feel like all Ive done my whole life is be pretty. I
  mean, all Ive done is be born! Im a failed actress, a failed
  artist... Im not much good as a mother. Come to think of it, Im
  not even that pretty anymore. I have failed at everything, Yuri...
  but I wont fail as a human being.

Andre Baptiste Sr.: Welcome to Democracy!
Yuri Orlov: Democracy? What have you been drinking Andy?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Heh, you have not seen the news. You know, they
  accuse me of rigging elections. But after this - [holds up a
  newspaper with the headline "U.S. Supreme Court Reverses Recount
  Ruling"] - with your Florida and your Supreme Court of Kangaroos,
  now, the U.S. will shut up forever! [laughs]

Yuri Orlov: The reason Ill be released is the same reason you think
  Ill be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile,
  sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these
  men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms
  dealer in the world is your boss - the President of the United
  States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year -
  sometimes its embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns.
  Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he cant
  be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you,
  Im a necessary evil.

Borneo Officer: Were with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and
  Firearms.
Yuri Orlov: Let me guess... this isnt about the alcohol or tobacco.

Simeon Weisz: The problem with gun runners going to war, is that
  there is no shortage of ammunition.

Jack Valentine: Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are
  more prestigeous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenels -
  youd thing that more critical to world security. But its not. No,
  nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles
  and small arms - like yours. Those nuclear weapons sit in their
  silos. Your AK-47, thats the real weapon of mass destruction.

Yuri Orlov: There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not
  getting what you want, the other is getting it.

Yuri Orlov: [after Andre shoots one of his suboordinates] [Yelling]
  Why did you do that?
Yuri Orlov: [pauses and then speaks calmly] Now you have to buy it.
  Its a used gun.