Movie Quotes for Kuet+Chin+Chi+Gam+Ji+Din

Leung: Why dont you quit school and start a career in Japan?

Leung: Please dont send me to do these kind of low class undercover
  cases again. I have acted as a lawyer, doctor, nurse, druggie
  gangster, student, Jackie chan, Andy lau, Leon Lai. Even
  that scary old lady Elizabeth Taylor.

Ferrari: Forget about it! just give him a beating for an hour or
  two.
Woman: Ferrari, why does he want to hurt you?
Ferrari: Ever since i fought for womens rights in the new
  territories many people started to hate. People have even
  tried to assasinate me!

Wasabi: Bitches these days know how to fight.

Leung: Fat boy! Want me to kill you and BBq your body fat?

Ferrari: (laughs) give them their latenight snacks.
Mr. Lee: no we dont want any, help!!
Master Wong: Why are you screaming, you dont like midnight snacks?
Mr. Lee: No, they give us viagra in our meals. i havent eaten in
  days.
Master Wong: What an evil man!

Wasabi: What is he doing?
Master Wong: This is the long lost kung-fu, The Fat Mantis!
Wasabi: Fat Mantis, isnt this the most powerful move?
Master Wong: It kills without blood.
Wasabi: Wow!

Master Wong: This is the anniversary of my fathers death. You dont
  have to be sad. My dad was an asshole. He robbed,
  raped and killed. His death was good for society. but
  my dad loved me a lot. He robbed a bank because he
  wanted to buy me a toy car. He killed a man because he
  said I wasnt handsome. He raped because I told him I
  wanted a sister. my dad was a great father.

[Wah and Chicken looks into the car and see a fight on a mini-TV
  screen]
Blackie Koh Chi-Wah: [about the Taiwanese] Theyre fighting again.
  Didnt I tell you? They always fight. See? They fight with chairs.
  They always fight. See? Hes hitting her with the mic. Even the
  ladies will fight. See, they beat women, too. Its a Taiwenese
  style. We cant help it.
[silence, as they continue to look at the screen]
Blackie Koh Chi-Wah: Isnt that our boss? Lets go and help!

Chicken Chiu: Hey, cut the crap. Give me a gun fast.
Blackie Koh Chi-Wah: I dont have a gun!
Chicken Chiu: How come? Dont you have a gun to protect you?
Blackie Koh Chi-Wah: Well, what about my dick?

Officer Lee: [while interrogating Wong, who has been drugged] You
  threw away the dismembered bodies as rubbish. How about the flesh?
Wong Chi Hang: [with an evil smile] It was used to make those buns.
  The ones in which they loved eating and didnt pay for.
[as Wong laughs evilly, Lees fellow officers run to the hospital
  room sink and throw up]

[last lines]
Narrator: Although prima facie was enough to sue Wong Chi Hang for
  murdering Cheng Lams family, the Macau cops couldnt sue him
  successfully because he had a strong attempt to commit suicide. He
  prefered killing himself that being judged. The file of the tragedy
  of Pat Sin Restaurant has been forced to be closed.

[after Wong kills Cheng Lams wife and children and finds a remaining
  young girl hiding behind a corner]
Wong Chi Hang: I cant leave you alone.

[repeated line]
Wong Chi Hang: You cant sue me!

[last lines]
Prison Guard #1: Inform the head! Wong Chi Hang is dead!
Prison Guard #2: Dont move! Dont move!

Ru Chi-shen: Get yourself a coffin!

Narrarator: They were really into finding Animal Chin; and I really
  couldnt blame em, went looking for him myself when i was their
  age. I dont mean the man; but what he stands for. They dont call
  him comander fun for nothing, and having fun is an art you have to
  Develop, Understand, Respect...

Gunga Din: The salute satisfactory?
Sgt. Archibald Cutter: Thats the idea. Only... you want these
  fingers to fan the eyebrows more like this.
[makes a salute]
Sgt. Archibald Cutter: The breeze from them fingers oughta almost
  blow these eyebrows off. Now try it again.
[Din salutes, Cutter smiles]
Sgt. Archibald Cutter: Very good. Very good indeed. Eh... That one
  almost blew your turban off, didnt it?

Colonel Weed: [reading from the poem by the journalist, Rudyard
  Kipling] "Though Ive belted you and flayed you / By the living God
  that made you / Youre a better man than I am, Gunga Din."

Sgt. Archibald Cutter: Now get me some tools. Something to rip these
  blinking bars out.
Gunga Din: Already bring all tools could find. Is this satisfactory,
  sahib?
[holds up a fork]
Sgt. Archibald Cutter: Look... What do you think I want to break out
  of - a bloomin pudding? Now go on, get something big.
[Din returns with an elephant]
Sgt. Archibald Cutter: What are you doing, Din?
Gunga Din: The large tool you asked for, sahib.

Liu Bei: Truth and illusion are often disguised as each other, Cao
  Cao likes to play this game, both with friends and foes.

Bunta Fujiwara: Youve been driving by yourself all these years.
  Youve never competed with anyone. Remember, dont pay attention to
  the competition itself. Ignore other racers. The one you need to
  beat is yourself.

Itsuki Tachibana: [to himself about his dad, who left the gas station
  behind to look after Buntas car] That sucks. Hes not young
  anymore. Hes so irresponsible, leaving his business like this.
  Whats gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? Its good that Ive
  been living on my own, or else, I wouldnt be this chubby.

Bunta Fujiwara: Its so nice having a woman in the house. [referring
  to Natsuki] Oh... and in such a short skirt! If only it were two
  inches shorter...

Itsuki Tachibana: Do you know what a god is? A god is actually human.
  But he can do what other humans cant. [hugging Takumi] God, please
  save me. Please save my car as well.