Movie Quotes for Korea

Elton John: [singing] Wars just based on hate and fear / Stop
  fighting, North and South Korea.
Brüno: [singing] Youre both basically Chinese.
Chris Martin: [singing] Hes Brüno, dove of peace.
Snoop Dogg: [rapping] Hey, yo Brüno, where the bitches at?

Raza: Long ago, the bow and arrow was the ultimate technological
  achievement. It was used by Genghis Khan to forge an empire that
  stretched across Asia, from the wintry woods of Ukraine to the
  Eastern shores of Korea. Now, whoever holds the weapons
  manufactured by Stark Industries rules the world... and soon, it
  will be *my* turn.

Walt Kowalski: [about Korea] We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets,
  chopped up 17 year olds with shovels.

Smokie: Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Walt Kowalski: Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the
  house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to
  stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for
  sandbags.

Walt Kowalski: I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in
  Korea... use ya for sand bags.

Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] Whats up with the guy with the weird
  eyes? He handicapped or something?
Deputy Frye: We believe hes of Korean decent.
Ron Fox: My God. North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is
  bigger than I thought.

Fiona Taylor: Remember Josef from North Korea? I keep thinking... if
  he were here, we could make a LOT of money.

Rajnesh Koothrappali: We cant send him back to North Korea. He knows
  how to get out.

Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Gentlemen, Id like you to meet Dennis Kim.
  Dennis is a... highly sought-after doctoral candidate, and were
  hoping to have him do his graduate work here.
Leonard Hofstadter: Graduate work? Very impressive.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser: And hes only 15 years old.
Sheldon Cooper: Not bad... I, myself, started graduate school at 14.
Dennis Kim: Well, I lost a year while my family was tunneling out of
  North Korea.

Title Card: I did not come to North Korea as an emissary of my
  government or my nation, but as a citizen of the Kingdom of God. /
  ~ Billy Graham

Brassel: You think this op was worth the risk, Mr. Hunt. What do you
  know about Owen Davian? He was the one who brought gas centrifuge
  technology to Korea from Pakistan. [Brassel throws file on the
  table] He was also the man who sold Toxin 5 to the Armahad Republic
  Jihad. [Brassel throws file on the table] He is a man who provides,
  [throws file on the table] provides, [throws file on the table]
  provides [throws file on the table] . And he remains invisible.
  Hes a goddamn invisible man.

President Staton: Maybe it is time I read newspapers. Ive learned a
  lot this morning. It turns out North Korea and Iran are not like
  Doctor Octopus and Magneto at all...

Michael: Now, come on. We have a date today with a lady named Fun.
  [pause] Shes a Korean lady. [pause] "Fun" is a popular name in
  Korea.

Julie Plummer: I trusted you... Howard trusted you... you betrayed
  us... and you betrayed your country.
Capt. Bill Fawcett: Guess what? North Korea pays better.

Lou: Did you know that prick shot missiles at North Korea?
Mac: Really? That sucks. Good thing you live here.
Lou: Oh yeah! Fallout shelters rule!

Stephen Colbert: ["Formidable Opponent:" Stephen Colbert debating
  with Stephen Colbert on charity] But, I could take care of my
  minimal needs and send the rest of the money to the poor.
Stephen Colbert: Okay, think about this: You could buy a 0,000
  Mercedes S600, or you could buy a ,000 pile of crap from Korea
  and give the left over 110,000 to...
Stephen Colbert: An orphanage?
Stephen Colbert: Whatever lets you sleep. One day, you go to check on
  your orphans. Its raining, and you dont have the benefits of that
  fine German engineering. You spin out of control. Youre like a
  loose lawnmower blade. And whats that ahead? Its your orphans!
  Theyve come out into the street to thank you for your selfless
  gift.
Stephen Colbert: Get out of the street orphans!
Stephen Colbert: Oh, I forgot to mention: Theyre deaf.
Stephen Colbert: Noooooo!
Stephen Colbert: Yes. Yeah, tragedy. Tragedy all because you didnt
  care enough to make a difference for yourself.
Stephen Colbert: Wow. Youve really opened my eyes, Stephen. Say, um,
  does it have to be a car?
Stephen Colbert: No, it could be a really sweet boat.

Dwight Schrute: [to the tune of "We Didnt Start The Fire"] Joe
  McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South
  Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!

Reginald Red Forman: Kitty, my iPods busted! Im gonna shove my
  foot straight up Steve Jobs ass!
Kitty Forman: Oh, hush Red! Im blogging!
Reginald Red Forman: In Korea, you could get a good blogging for
  five American dollars!
Kitty Forman: Oh, honey!
[laughs]

Dennis Reynolds: How do we know theyre North Koreans?
Frank Reynolds: Because thats the bad Korea.

John Bird: Saddams not alone in developing illegal weapons. So do
  India and Pakistan, and were not about to attack them. Ah yes you
  say. But Saddam has illegal weapons of mass destruction and hes
  invaded other countries. And he has a load of UN Resolutions
  against him, which is true too. But then, so has Israel, and were
  not about to attack them, or North Korea, or Iran, or Libya, or
  Saudi Arabia, which is after all where Bin Laden came from, which
  has appalling human rights records, and no democracy. Still, youve
  got to start somewhere, so it might as well be Iraq.

Shuya Nanahara: How much blood has been shed? How many tars spilled?
  All of our friends who fought beside us are dead, killed in the
  last three years. But even as justice can never be vanquished, we
  terrorists will never vanish, however evil they deem us. Because we
  know, that a handful of adults, a handful of nature selfishly
  define the nature of peace as freedom in this world. But our world
  is so much more complex that. This world has 63 Billion people
  living their own lives, living 63 billion different ways, 63
  billion kinds of peace, 63 billion kinds of concepts of what is
  "good", 63 billion kinds of war and evil. No one has achieved peace
  without fighting for it. [Picks up torch and points it to screen]
  Behind every peace, theres a river of blood, sweat and tears. But
  if we avert our eyes from that history and abandon it, then peace
  might as well be dog shit.
Sensei: Dog shit, huh...?
Shuya Nanahara: [flag waves and we see children playing with the
  students] Japan, China, North Korea, Guatemala, Indonesia, Cuba,
  Congo, Peru, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Grenada, Libya, El Slavador,
  Panama, Bolivia, Kuwait, Sudan, Somalia...
Nao Asakura: Wheres Takuma? [looks up and sees Takuma smiling]
Shuya Nanahara: ...Afghanistan. [moves closer to screen] You may be
  lonely, but its time to stop being afraid. To all the abandoned
  children on earth, Lets rise up together and fight together!
  [picks up AK-47] Were throwing away the old rules, taking of to a
  place far, far away! Tonight, I send this message to all the adults
  who stole our freedom and pinned us down. Merry Christmas. Wild
  Seven and Nanahara Shuya. [a missile is fired and Wild Seven Tower
  goes down]

Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by
  the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.

General Moon: Fifty years after the superpowers carved Korea in
  two... and then you arrive. A British spy. Its proved the
  hardliners correct, that we cannot trust the west. And you... you
  took away my son!
James Bond: Youre firing squad there should have done the job for
  me.

Graves: [Miranda point her gun at Graves] So... Ms. Frost is not all
  she seems.
James Bond: Looks can be deceptive.
Graves: Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North
  Korea?
James Bond: Only a matter of time.
Graves: You never even thought of looking inside your own
  organization?
[Miranda turns against MI6 by pointing the gun at James]
Graves: She was right under your nose.
Miranda Frost: [James shoots, but his gun is empty] It was so good of
  you to bring your gun in bed with us.
James Bond: Yes. Occupational hazard.
[throws the empty pistol on the floor]
Graves: You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing peoples
  weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the
  cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true
  victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using
  everthing at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.

Kerry: [after hearing Bridget was elected Student President] Thats
  whats wrong with democracy.
Jim: Hey. I went to war for democracy.
Rory: We know you did. Look at Korea now. You kicked ass!