Movie Quotes for Kinsey

Final Interview Subject: [to Kinsey about her lesbianism] After I
  read your book I realized how many other women were in the same
  situation. I mustered the courage to talk to my friend and she told
  me, to my suprise, that the feelings were mutual.

Alfred Kinsey: Mac, did I ever tell you about the Mbeere?
Clara McMillen: No, not that I recall.
Alfred Kinsey: Theyre an ancient East African tribe. They believe
  that trees are imperfect men... eternally bemoaning their
  imprisonment. The roots that keep them stuck in one place. But Ive
  never seen a discontented tree. Look at this one! The way its roots
  are gripping the ground. I believe it really loves it.

Alfred Kinsey: The doctors say my heart sounds like a cement mixer.
Clyde Martin: At least they found one.

Effete Man in Gay Bar: [referring to Kinsey] Mary here says hes from
  the University of Indiana and shed like to interview me about my
  "sex history".
Effete Mans Friend: Tell him to stick around and watch.

Clyde Martin: You know, this thing between Prok and me was fine for a
  while, but I guess I just really miss sleeping with women.
Alfred Kinsey: Thats perfectly understandable. Its clear from your
  history you have a greater sexual interest in women than men.
Clyde Martin: Good. Then you wont mind if I ask Mac to have sex with
  me. Only if it appeals to you, of course.
Clara McMillen: Would it be separately or together?
Clyde Martin: Oh, no, definitely just you and I.
Clara McMillen: I think I might like that. What do you think, Prok?

Alfred Kinsey: When it comes to love, we are all in the dark.

Alfred Kinsey: [Kinsey is teaching his first class] Who can tell me
  which part of the human body can enlarge a hundred times. You,
  miss?
Female Student: [indignantly] Im sure I dont know. And youve no
  right to ask me such a question in a mixed class.
Alfred Kinsey: [amused] I was referring to the pupil in your eye,
  young lady. [class laughs] And I think I should tell you, youre in
  for a terrible disappointment.

Clyde Martin: [re: sexuality chart] So what do you think you are now?
Alfred Kinsey: [nervously] Probably around a... 3
Clyde Martin: Have you ever done anything about it?
Alfred Kinsey: [shakes his head]
Clyde Martin: Would you like to?

Reporter: Any plans on a Hollywood picture based on the book?
Alfred Kinsey: I cant think of anything more pointless.

[from trailer]
Alfred Kinsey: Love is the answer, isnt it? But, sex raises a lot of
  very interesting questions...

Thurman Rice: Theres a cure for syphilis... and its called
  abstinence.
Alfred Kinsey: Penicillin works just as well!

Alfred Kinsey: Everybodys sin is nobodys sin, and everybodys crime
  is no crime at all.

Wardell Pomeroy: How old were you when you first engaged in sexual
  activity with a partner?
Research Subject: 14.
Wardell Pomeroy: How?
Research Subject: With horse.
Wardell Pomeroy: [pause] How often were you having intercourse with
  animals at age 14?
Research Subject: [stunned] Its true. I fucked a pony. You are
  genius, how did you know?
Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had
[pause]
Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse.
Research Subject: Nooo... Whores, not horse, *whores*.

Clyde Martin: When did you first begin masturbating?
Old Woman: I INVENTED it, son.

Clyde Martin: You know what amazes me? Theres no relation between
  how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. The ugly ones seem to get
  all the action.
Clara McMillen: I always thought ugly was an ugly word.

[from trailer]
Clyde Martin: Sex is a risky game, because if youre not careful, it
  will cut you wide open.

Dan Kinsey: This is the natural way to live... The other way of
  having a house and a couple of kids... a job, and a couple of
  cars... I was allergic to it from Day 1.

Ms. Kinsey: Now, back to the subject of your son.
Tom Stafford: Yes.
Ms. Kinsey: Will has a great mind but I dont believe hes using it
  to his full advantage. I understand he doesnt like English class
  but lack of attention is just disrespectful.
Tom Stafford: Thats what I keep telling him.

Ms. Kinsey: Weed is a time machine...

Paul Kinsey: [singing] Ethel, go get the icepick / That Nixon guy is
  on TV again.

Rhone Kinsey-Confer: Freaking pony lover...
[Gil Grissom smiles]
Gil Grissom: A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.

Senator Robert Kinsey: If theyre so strong, why did ya switch sides
  in the first place?
Tealc: Because, what is right cannot be measured by strength.

Senator Robert Kinsey: How dare you come into my house waving a gun?
Colonel Jack ONeill: Not waving; pointing.

Dr. Daniel Jackson: Senator, we have reason to believe that the
  Goauld are about to launch an attack, in force, in ships.
Senator Robert Kinsey: Then I think theyll regret taking on the
  United States military.
Jack ONeill: Oh, for Gods sake!
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh, youre right. Well - well just upload a
  computer virus into the mothership.

Senator Robert Kinsey: Do you know how much this program costs?
Jack ONeill: Seven-ish?
Senator Robert Kinsey: Seven billion four hundred and seven million
  dollars.
Jack ONeill: Give or take.