Movie Quotes for King+Uncle

Uncle Max: I flinched, when I should have scurried.

Mom: Max, Timons out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him!
Uncle Max: ARE YOU NUTS?
Mom: [dryly, to Rafiki] Nice to have a supportive family, isnt it?

Mom: Uncle Max, have you seen Timon?
Uncle Max: No, I havent... . and what a day its been. No fractures,
  no lacerations, concussions, contusions of any sort. As a matter of
  fact theres no sign of Timons handy-work anywhere!

Uncle Max: Were food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by
  no-one and eaten by all!
Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the
  grass, right?
Uncle Max: Not exactly. We cant digest grass. Were grass
  intolerant.

Uncle Max: Timon the sentry? Why dont you save the hyenas the
  trouble and kill me now? JUST KILL ME NOW!
Timon: [to Mom] He has a point.
Mom: All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one.
  Look at Iron Joe.
Iron Joe: [camera pans over to Iron Joe] DONT CLOSE YOUR EYES! DONT
  LOOK AWAY! SOMEBODYS GONNA GUARD US! SOMEBODYS GONNA PROTECT US!
  [sobs uncontrollably]
Timon: [camera pans over to Timon] Well, now Im convinced... .

Mom: You know, theres something different about Timon.
Uncle Max: You think? HES WEARING A DRESS!

Uncle Max: Scurry, sniff... . flinch! Scurry, sniff... . flinch!

Uncle Max: Thats right, Mister! Because the world out there is
  fraught, FRAUGHT I tell you! [shakes Timon]
Timon: Oh, boy. Its the fraught fest.
Uncle Max: Theyre gonna rip us limb from limb!
Timon: [clapping] Bravo, Uncle Max! Wayta sell it to the cheap
  seats!

Uncle Max: Meerkat! Its whats for dinner!

Uncle Max: Now what do we do if we see a hyena?
Timon: Scream, "MOMMY!"

Uncle Max: Appluad now sonny boy, but try clapping when you dont
  have any hands.

Bilbo: Tell me again, lad... where are we going?
Frodo: To the harbor, Bilbo. The elves have accorded you a special
  honor; a place on the last ship to leave Middle Earth.
Bilbo: Frodo... Any chance of seeing that old ring again? Hmm? The
  one I gave you?
Frodo: Im sorry, uncle... Im afraid I lost it.
Bilbo: Oh... Pity. Should have liked to have held it one last time.

Peggy Hill: My uncle wasnt a cowboy, Hank! He was a dirty, drunken
  rodeo clown!
Hank Hill: [shocked] Dont tell me... Uncle Boffo?

Bobby Hill: Luanne, I know weve had our differences but I was kinda
  hoping we could make up and not get married.
Luanne Platter: Uncle Hank, Bobbys trying to get out of marrying me.
Hank: Bobby, you cut that out.

Bill Dauterive: Well, I guess its off to Uncle Stu.
Hank: You mean Stan.
Bill Dauterive: Fine, Hank, Uncle Stan.

[after Hank shows her a list of the 19 house rules]
Luanne Platter: You know, Uncle Hank, God only has ten rules, and he
  has a much bigger house.

[Hank has a name tag that reads "Mr. Peggy Hill"]
Burnett Cobb: Hello there, Peggy Hill. My names Burnett. Cissy
  Cobbs husband/coach. Nice to meet you, Peggy.
Hank: Well, actually...
Burnett Cobb: You dont have to explain. I have an uncle named
  Leslie, and John Wayne, the Duke himself, was really named Marion.
Hank: You take that back.

Lucky: That was the best half-birthday ever.
Hank Hill: Its not even your birthday?
Lucky: My people dont live very long, Uncle Hank. I have to get in
  all the livin I can get.

Scar: Your father has a marvelous surprise for you.
Young Simba: Oooh. What is it?
Scar: If I told you, it wouldnt *be* a surprise, now would it?
Young Simba: If you tell me, Ill still *act* surprised.
Scar: Ho ho ho. You are such a naughty boy.
Young Simba: Come on, Uncle Scar.
Scar: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is just for you and your
  daddy. You know, a sort of... father-son... thing. Well! Id better
  go get him.
Young Simba: Ill go with you.
Scar: No!
[regaining composure]
Scar: Heh heh heh. No. Just stay on this rock. You wouldnt want to
  end up in another mess like you did with the hyenas.
Young Simba: You know about that?
Scar: Simba, everybody knows about that.
Young Simba: Really?
Scar: Oh, yes. Lucky Daddy was there to save you, eh? Oh, and just
  between us, you might want to work on that little roar of yours.
  Hmm?
Young Simba: Oh, okay. Hey, Uncle Scar, will I like the surprise?
Scar: Simba, its to die for!

Timon: [of the decimated Pride Rock] Were gonna fight your uncle...
  for this?
Adult Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home.
Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.

Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Young Simba: Im gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And Im gonna
  rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you
  know. [flops on his side]
Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when Im King, whatll that make you?
Scar: A monkeys uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] Youre so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.

Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?
Timon: I thought he was with you.
Nala: He was but now I cant find him. Where is he?
Rafiki: You wont find him here. The King has returned.
Nala: I dont believe it. Hes gone back.
Timon: What?
[looks up and sees Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon: Hey, whats going on here? Whos the monkey?
Nala: Simbas gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Whos got a scar?
Nala: No no no. Its his uncle.
Timon: The monkeys his uncle?
Nala: No. Simbas gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place
  as king.
Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.

Scar: Simba, Simba. Please. Please have mercy. I beg you.
Adult Simba: You dont deserve to live.
Scar: But, Simba, I am family. Its the hyenas who are the real
  enemy. It was their fault. It was their idea!
Adult Simba: Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me
  was a lie.
Scar: What are you going to do? You wouldnt kill your old Uncle...?
Adult Simba: No, Scar. Im not like you
Scar: Oh, Simba, thank you. You are truly noble. Ill make it up to
  you, I promise. How can I, ah, prove myself to you? Tell me; I
  mean, anything.
Adult Simba: Run. Run away, Scar. And never return.

Clarence: [Waving a US flag] Its from his Uncle Sam!

Gretchen Gluckman: These men - they are smart. You cannot fool them.
Penny King: Why not? Ive seen my uncle, Sky King, pull tricks like
  this lots of times. I walk straight up to the door; I pretend Im
  lost and thirsty and tired. I put them off their guard. Then, when
  theyre least expecting it, I pull my gun and get the drop on em!
Gretchen Gluckman: And what happens if first they get the drop on
  you?