Movie Quotes for Killer+Barbys+Vs.+Dracula

Dracula: Go ahead and run! You cannot escape me, Batman! I am evil
  incarnate! I am the Prince of...
[He floats up and sees Batman standing in front of the sunlight
  machine]
Dracula: ...Darkness?
Batman: Rise and shine.
[triggers the machine, and blasts Dracula with artificial sunlight]

Oswald Cobblepot: [to Dracula, regarding Vicky Vale] Oh, the girl...
  you HAVE been the grave for a while, havent you, master? [Eyes her
  neck] Nice jugulars!

Oswald Cobblepot: [Nervously watching Dracula drain the Joker of
  blood at dusk] Breakfast in bed... fresh-squeezed.

The Joker: [to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula] Youre the
  second batman Ive met tonight, and youre both a pain in the neck.

Alfred Pennyworth: [to Dracula, aiming the vaccine] Bite this.

The Penguin: [getting arrested] It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires!
  With big honkin fangs!

The Joker: Jokers back from the grave!
The Penguin: Yeah, a lot of that going around.

The Joker: Batsy, you complete me.

Alfred Pennyworth: [about Draculas withered head] Ill be sweeping
  that into the dust pan, sir.

Bruce Wayne: Im only doing this to save you.
The Joker: [Starved of blood] Then FEED ME! [Spies a cockroach, and
  speedily gobbles it up] Got ketchup?

Dracula: I am known as the Count of Darkness, the Lord of the Manor
  of Corpathia. [sic]

[Referring to some hippies on the beach]
Martin: It seems that living near the water brings out the best and
  worst in us.

Grazbo: You see! You must open your eyes to see things! Theres more
  to come!

Martin: If youve got a fireplace, burn some wood in it. Itll be a
  lot better than running loose on the streets.

Strange: Cmon, lets get ready for the big protest tonight!
Samantha: What are we protesting tonight?
Strange: I dont know. But Ill bet its fun!

Dr. Frankenstein: They have seen all the illusions in my creature
  emporium, but they have yet to face the greatest illusion: the
  illusion of reality.

Strange: Man, it sure looks real!
Durea: True. All illusions look real or they wouldnt be illusions,
  would they?

[last title card]
Title Card: In 2006, police exhumed a firemans body and posthumously
  cleared him as a suspect To date, the Alphabet Killer has not been
  found.

The President: If youre with us, it is our duty to protect you. If
  not, THE KILLER WILL GET YOU. God bless America!

Victor La Cruz: [opening lines] My name is Víctor La Cruz. This is my
  Barrio. And this is the story of a music dude, an ugly piñata
  maker, and a killer on the loose.

Dracula: They are no dead here, just the fucked-up dead!

Luke: How come you never say his name?
Father Uffizi: He has no name.
Luke: Uh... then whats "Dracula?"
Father Uffizi: A conceit. He keeps returning to it mostly because of
  the terror it inspires. The creature goes back much further than
  that.
Luke: How much further?
Father Uffizi: The church has records. Incomplete, obscure. We know
  hes corrupted every known faith in the world. From Ancient Egypt,
  Rome, throughout Asia Minor, East Indies, Central Africa. He has as
  many names as he does faces, all different, but all the same.

Dracula: [indicating a pit filled with vampires feasting on their
  victims] Be careful. They will bite.

Dracula: You know, I never felt this alive in a thousand years.

Julia Hughes: Is this your idea of seduction?
Dracula: Seduction?
[grabs her by the throat]
Dracula: I dont think so.