Movie Quotes for Kenka+Karate+Kyokushinken

Daniel Larusso: [practicing karate in garden when suddenly the gate
  busts open]
Mike Barnes: Hey shit head! Whyd you call the cops on me?
Daniel Larusso: Whyd you take the trees?
Mike Barnes: You have no proof.
Daniel Larusso: Did the tooth fairy leave the application?
[the two fight until Barnes has Daniel on the ground]
Mike Barnes: [steps on Daniels throat] Howd you make it last year?
  Much less win?
Terry Silver: Let him up!
Mike Barnes: Who are you? His mother?
Terry Silver: Maybe.
[They fight until, Terry Silver has Mike by the hair]
Mike Barnes: [afraid hes going to fall, he leans a hand on Silver
  for balance]
Terry Silver: Dont touch me. Dont touch me!
Mike Barnes: [shaking lets go]
Terry Silver: Now, if I ever even see you on the same street with
  this kid I will seriously mess you up. Okay?
Mike Barnes: Ok...
Terry Silver: OKAY?
Mike Barnes: YES!
Terry Silver: [lets him go] Good! [kicks his butt] Now get the hell
  out of here!
Mike Barnes: [zooms out of garden]
Terry Silver: [helping Daniel up] Who was that guy?
Daniel Larusso: The guy Im going to be fighting.
Terry Silver: Oh. Well, here I brought your book.
Daniel Larusso: Thanks.
Terry Silver: Now let me give you a little lesson on how to deal with
  punks like that.

Daniel Larusso: I cant do it! I cant do this! Why cant we just
  leave? Im afraid! Why cant we just go home. Im afraid!
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Daniel-San! OK to lose to opponet. Never OK t lose
  to FEAR
Daniel Larusso: Im afraid! Im afraid of this guy! What am I
  supposed to do about it?
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Use focus. Your best karate still inside. Now time
  let out!

Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: If karate used defend honor, defend life, karate
  mean something. If karate used defend plastic metal trophy, karate
  no mean nothing.

Daniel Larusso: I know you dont believe in fighting, but tournament
  karate isnt exactly fighting.
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Not exactly ping-pong, either.

Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Inside you same place you karate come from.
Daniel Larusso: My karate comes from you.
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Ah. Only root karate come from Miyagi. Just like
  bonsai choose own way grow because root strong you choose own way
  do karate same reason.
Daniel Larusso: I do it your way.
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Hai. One day you do own way.

Snake: [entering shop] Whats that smell?
Mike Barnes: I dont know. [sniffs air] It smells like yellow streak.
Daniel Larusso: Hey! Okay! This isnt funny anymore.
Snake: [real cocky] Oh, I know.
Mike Barnes: Sign the application yet?
Daniel Larusso: No.
Snake: [calls across the room] Hey Dennis! He didnt sign it yet.
Dennis: [puts something down he was looking at and shakes his head
  back and forth making tsking sounds. Then he karate chops some
  shoji windows]

Terry Silver: You think this is the end of it, old man? Im gonna
  open Cobra Kai dojos all over this Valley. Hell, I might even teach
  for free! From now on, all that anyone will know about is Cobra Kai
  karate. John Kreeses karate. You wont even be a memory!
Daniel Larusso: Yes, he will. You wont. [Kreese and Silver are
  laughing hysterically, as Daniel turns to Miyagi] NOW... will you
  train me?
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: Hai. Now Miyagi train you.

Terry Silver: [Mr. Silver is invited to say a few words before the
  final match of the All-Valley Tournament] Thank you, John. Thank
  you very much. Ive always lived my life by the rule: "If you get,
  you give." For the last twenty years Ive gotten from karate. Ive
  gotten discipline, health, self-confidence, inner peace, everything
  that makes me what I am today. And today its time for me to give
  back. [audience cheers approvingly] Its my pleasure to announce my
  partnership with the greatest karate man I have ever known, Sensei
  John Kreese. [more cheers] Together, we are about to open a chain
  of Cobra Kai dojos, where young people can come and learn the same
  values Ive learned: honesty, compassion, and fair play. Thank you
  all for coming, enjoy the final match. [Mr. Silver leaves to
  thunderous applause]

Mr. Miyagi: [on the plane to Okinawa]... Danielsan, you have trouble
  sleeping?
Daniel: ...Oh, I was wondering if Sato knows as much about karate as
  you do.
Mr. Miyagi: Wouldnt surprise Miyagi. Both had same teacher.
Daniel: Didnt you tell me your familys karate was passed from
  parent to child only?
Mr. Miyagi: Miyagi asked father, make exception.
Daniel: Would your father have been there if you and Sato HAD fought?
  I mean, to referee?
Mr. Miyagi: For that kind of fight, there no referee. Ever.
Daniel: Then how do you know who wins?
Mr. Miyagi: The one who dead never does.
Daniel: ...You make it sound like the one whos still alive doesnt
  always win, either.
Mr. Miyagi: You catch on fast, Daniel-san. Sleep well, okay?

[showing Daniel around the Miyagi Family Dojo]
Mr. Miyagi: Aha... here are the Two Rules of Miyagi-Ryu Karate. Rule
  Number One: "Karate for defense only." Rule Number Two: "First
  learn Rule Number One."

[Kreese breaks both hands after throwing missed punches at Miyagi;
  Miyagi forces him to his knees and draws back his hand for a death
  blow to the face]
Mr. Miyagi: [repeating Kreeses words] Mercy is for the weak. We do
  not train to be merciful here. A man face you, he is enemy. Enemy
  deserve no mercy.
[He lets out a karate yell and throws the chop, stopping his hand an
  inch away from Kreeses face. He honks Kreeses nose, then walks
  away. Kreese collapses]

Chozen: His favorite teachers karate technique... the lets go.
  You know, geisha also like to sing?

[Walking through the Okinawa airport, Daniel and Miyagi find a poster
  advertising Satos karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a
  log with his bare hands]
Daniel: You think you could break a log like that?
Miyagi: Dont know. Never been attacked by a tree.

[Miyagi has given Daniel a drum toy]
Daniel: This is the secret of your familys karate?
Mr. Miyagi: Hai.
Daniel: I dont get it.
Mr. Miyagi: Practice, you will.

Daniel: Why didnt you tell me?
Miyagi: Tell what?
Daniel: That you knew karate.
Miyagi: You not ask.
Daniel: Well, whered you learn it?
Miyagi: Father.
Daniel: But I thought he was a fisherman.
Miyagi: In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate.

Miyagi: [Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house]
  Oh, miss spot.
Daniel: What spot? Hey, how come you didnt tell me you were goin
  fishing?
Miyagi: You not here when I go.
Daniel: Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?
Miyagi: You karate training.
Daniel: Im WHAT? Im bein your goddamn SLAVE is what Im bein here
  man, now cmon we made a deal here!
Miyagi: So?
Daniel: SO? So, youre supposed to teach and Im supposed to learn!
  For 4 days Ive been bustin my ass, and havent learned a goddamn
  thing!
Miyagi: You learn plenty.
Daniel: I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe.
  I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn
  plenty!
Miyagi: Ah, not everything is as simple as...
Daniel: Oh, bullshit! Im goin home, man! [Daniel turns to walk
  away]
Miyagi: Daniel-san! Daniel-san!
Daniel: What?
Miyagi: Come here.

Miyagi: Your friend, all karate student, eh?
Daniel: Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Miyagi: Problem: attitude.
Daniel: No the problem is, Im getting my ass kicked every other day,
  thats the problem.
Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only.
Daniel: Thats not what these guys are taught.
Miyagi: Hai - can see. No such thing as bad student, only bad
  teacher. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. Ill just go down
  to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.

Kreese: What do we study here?
Karate Class: THE WAY OF THE FIST SIR.
Kreese: And what is that way?
Karate Class: STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.
Kreese: I cant hear you.
Karate Class: STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.

Miyagi: [Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house]
  Oh, miss spot.
Daniel: What spot? Hey, how come you didnt tell me you were goin
  fishing?
Miyagi: You not here when I go.
Daniel: Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?
Miyagi: You karate training.
Daniel: Im *what*? Im bein your goddamn *slave* is what Im bein
  here man, now cmon we made a deal here!
Miyagi: So?
Daniel: So? So, youre supposed to teach and Im supposed to learn!
  For 4 days Ive been bustin my ass, and havent learned a goddamn
  thing!
Miyagi: You learn plenty.
Daniel: I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe.
  I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn
  plenty!
Miyagi: Ah, not everything is as seems...
Daniel: Oh, bullshit! Im goin home, man! [Daniel turns to walk
  away]
Miyagi: Daniel-san! Daniel-san!
Daniel: What?
Miyagi: Come here.

Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand."
  Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call
  *kara*-te, "empty hand."
Daniel: I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.
Miyagi: You too much TV.

[Daniel is riding across a steep hill on his bike at night - suddenly
  he is accosted by Johnny, Tommy, Bobby, Dutch and Jimmy on their
  motorcycles]
Dutch: Looking for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?
Tommy: I THINK he wants to learn KARATE! Right?
Johnny Lawrence: Yeah! Okay, heres your first lesson: how to take a
  FALL! [He sideswipes Daniel, knocking him over the edge and down
  the embankment. Daniel just lies there]

Daniel: Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a kid?
Miyagi: Huh - plenty.
Daniel: Yeah, but it wasnt like the problem I have, right?
Miyagi: Why? Fighting fighting. Same same.
Daniel: Yeah, but you knew karate.
Miyagi: Someone always know more.
Daniel: You mean there were times when you were scared to fight?
Miyagi: Always scare. Miyagi hate fighting.
Daniel: Yeah, but you like karate.
Miyagi: So?
Daniel: So, karates fighting. You train to fight.
Miyagi: That what you think?
Daniel: [pondering] No.
Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel: [thinks] So I wont have to fight.
Miyagi: [laughs] Miyagi have hope for you.

Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, .98. You like?
Daniel: [laughs] No, I meant...
Miyagi: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants. [laughs;
  then, seriously] Daniel-san... [taps his head] Karate here. [taps
  his heart] Karate here. [points to his belt] Karate never here.
  Understand?

Kreese: [at the Cobra Kai dojo] Class, we have visitors. Fall in
  behind me. Hai!
[approaches Daniel and Miyagi, then speaks to Miyagi]
Kreese: I hear you jumped some of my students last night.
Miyagi: Afraid facts mixed up.
Kreese: You calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?
Miyagi: No call no one nothing.
Kreese: What are you here for, old man?
Miyagi: Come ask leave boy alone.
Kreese: Whats the matter, the boy cant take care of his own
  problems?
Miyagi: One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask
  anyone.
Kreese: Is that whats bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix
  that. Feel like matching, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei!
Miyagi: No more fighting.
Kreese: This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You dont come
  into my dojo, drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now you get your
  boy on the mat, or you and I will have a major problem.
Miyagi: Too much advantage. Your dojo.
Kreese: Name a place.
Miyagi: Tournament.
Kreese: [laughs] Youve got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I
  think we can accomodate you. Cant we, Mr. Lawrence?
Johnny Lawrence: Yes, sensei.
Kreese: Fall in. [Johnny turns and leaves]
Miyagi: Ask one more small request.
Kreese: Make it fast.
Miyagi: Ask leave boy alone to train.
Kreese: Youre a pushy little bastard, aint ya? But I like that. I
  like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the
  tournament. Is that understood? [class responds with "YES SENSEI!"]
  But if you dont show, its open season on him... and you. [they
  nod at each other]

Miyagi: [Daniel is practicing karate moves while balancing on a
  fishing boat as Miyagi fishes] Make block. Left, right. Up, down.
  Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish.