Movie Quotes for Katok+I+Skripka

Arthur: What happened? The potions are all purple!
Natalie: I mixed them in Kool-aid.
Tim: You cant mix potions! Thats how you tell which one is which!
Natalie: Ever hear of labels?

Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss. Because now I know...
  it was the taste of betrayal.
Peter Klaven: It wasnt the taste of betrayal!
Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.
Peter Klaven: It wasnt the ta...
Doug: It was the taste of betrayal... you fucking whore!
Peter Klaven: [to Sydney] I can actually explain that.
Sydney Fife: I would looove to hear that!

[from trailer]
Breaker: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful, theyre
  worth billions of dollars!
Ripcord: [in a suit] Billions of dollars, I got it! [falls over;
  Scarlett gives Ripcord a hangdog look]
Ripcord: My bad! Wont happen again!

Cobra Commander: And this is how I win the world. This juncture of
  course is usually where the wheels come off. But not this time.
  Cutting the traitor Major Bludds heart in half right in front of
  you, right here in this room, should have gotten the point across.
  It suited me once to appear weak and cowardly because it motivated
  you "people" to think. But today, is a new day. There will be no
  move to take over my command, there will be no mistakes. There will
  be none... OF YOUR CRAP! NONE OF IT! [sits down in his throne] Work
  with me, I will give you the world in less then 24 hours. Work
  against me, and I will gut you like a fish. Right here.

Peter Klaven: She was very nice looking.
Sydney Fife: Yeah... I fucked her.

Storm Shadow: I said Id kill him if he touched you again.
The Baroness: I heard you the first time.

Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, theyre spectacular. Im sorry
  for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if youre not
  still together... you can Facebook me.

Sydney Fife: This is the man cave, theres no women allowed in here.
  I got a jerk-off station for Gods sake.

Sydney Fife: Peter, I am a man. I have an ocean of testosterone
  flowing through my veins.

Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator
  suits] Okay, that was crazy... What happened to you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
Ripcord: [pause] You can do that?
Duke: I told you to read that manual.
Ripcord: Theres a manual?

Ripcord: Listen I think you and me got off on the wrong foot, now me
  Im attracted to you and you youre attracted to me, and him the
  damn zen master but he creeps me out, but what Im trying to say
  is...
Shana Scarlett OHara: Were attracted to eachother
Ripcord: Thank You.
Shana Scarlett OHara: [cuts him off] Thats what your saying, its
  not what Im saying.
Ripcord: Its not. So what are you saying?
Shana Scarlett OHara: Attraction is an emotion, and emotions are
  not based on science. So If you cant quantify or prove that
  something exists then in my mind it doesnt.
Ripcord: Okay ill get back to you on that one.

Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter Klaven: Thank you fiancee.
Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured
  sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when
  he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old
  Serbian.
Peter Klaven: Oh come on!

Peter Klaven: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney Fife: Oh no. I dont clean up after my dog.

Peter Klaven: I need to get some fucking friends.

Barry: I dont think she sucks his...
Denise: Watch your mouth!

Sydney Fife: [referring to the condoms at his jerk-off station] I
  always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease
  sensitivity so I can last longer.

Sydney Fife: Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest,
  kind and fun-loving people Ive ever had the honor of knowing. The
  Pistol is a pleasure giver thats for sure. So beautiful Zooey,
  give it back. Yeah?
[winks]
Sydney Fife: Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you
  will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.

Ripcord: Yo Duke, Breaker told me Scarlett graduated college at 11.
  Shes like some freaky little deadly genius.
Duke: [Ripcord leans on Bars] Rip I get it , I get it you like her.
Ripcord: Ahh, to hell with it.
Duke: [Rip lets go] Rip, Rip... Rip!

Peter Klaven: Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?

Peter Klaven: So what do i do? How do i make friends?
Robbie Klaven: If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a
  conversation and ask him on a man date.
Peter Klaven: Ok.
Robbie Klaven: You know what i mean?
Peter Klaven: No.
Robbie Klaven: Casual lunch or after work drinks. Youre not taking
  these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Peter Klaven: Ohhhh god i love that movie. No I wont.

[from trailer]
Destro: What did you say your unit was called?
General Hawk: I didnt.

Sydney Fife: I still wanna hang out. Despite that joke. Youre better
  than that.

Peter Klaven: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?

Nicola: I dont even know you.
Sam: Well, what do you want to know?
Nicola: You could be anyone!
Sam: Exactly! I could be anyone; I might just change your life.

Sydney Fife: [Nonchalantly] This is where i jerk-off.