Movie Quotes for Kame+Wa+Igai+To+Hayaku+Oyogu

Jackie Harris: [comes in through the front door] Roseanne, you all
  ready to go?
Roseanne Conner: [whining] I dont wa-haant to-o-o-o! I feel like a
  used piece of gum that somebody stuck under the table, just waiting
  for the excitement of drying up and hitting the floor.

Hungarian: [reading from a English-Hungarian dictionary] I vill not
  buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Sorry?
Hungarian: I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, this... uh... tobacconist.
Hungarian: Ah! I vill not buy this *tobacconist*, it is sratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, tobacco... um... cigarettes.
Hungarian: Ja! "Ci-ga-ret-ta"! Uh... My hovercraft if full of eels.
  [pause] My hovercraft [motions "cigarettes"] is full of eels.
  [motions "matches"]
Tobacconist: Oh! Matches! Matches.
Hungarian: Ja! Ja, ja. Uh... do you *WA*nt... do you *WA*nt to come
  back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!
Tobacconist: I dont think youre using that right.
Hungarian: You great poohft.
Tobacconist: Uh, that will be 66 please.
Hungarian: If I said you had beautiful body, vould you hold it
  against me? I... I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist: M-may I?
Hungarian: Ja! Ja! [gives book to Tobacconist]
Tobacconist: Costs 6 and 6... costs 6 and... ah, here we are!
[Tobacconist says something in Hungarian, causing the Hungarian to
  punch him in the face. A police officer comes rushing into the
  store]
Police Officer: Whats going on here then?
Hungarian: [to police officer] You have beautiful thighs.
Police Officer: What?
Tobacconist: He hit me!
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch
  time.
Police Officer: [angry] RIGHT!
[Hungarian dragged away by police officer]
Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!

[from trailer]
Sidhu: This is the original Bollywood martial superstat / My name is
  Akshay Kumar / And this is my man the player Bohemia / To take you
  on a trip from Chandni Chowk to China...

Madea: [to Mr. Brown] God dont like you... He grew you in a petri
  dish!

Dr. Alex Friedman: [crawling through a tunnel] I get claustrophobic
  in tight palces.
Jack Bruno: [as they come to a long shaft] How are you with heights?

Sara: We know youre frustrated, Jack Bruno...
Jack Bruno: No. No more "Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that." Ive been
  asking for answers...
Sara: You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are
  indeed not from your planet.
Jack Bruno: [laughs] Thats it? So thats it? Mystery solved! You two
  want me to believe that youre both aliens.
Seth: It is the truth.
Jack Bruno: Really? Well, you dont look like aliens.
Sara: Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like. They look like, like
  little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, "Take me
  to your leader, Earthlings."

Mike Personick: She worked for me, thats all. Why is it my
  responsibility what happens to her after that?
Dr. Cal Lightman: This girl was two blocks from the subway. She calls
  you to tell you that shes gonna jump in front of a train and you
  did nothing!
Mike Personick: Yeah! So what? That doesnt make me a murderer. I
  didnt threaten her.
Gail: You didnt have to. You created the circumstances that led to
  her suicide. It was a depraved heart murder.
Mike Personick: I didnt murder anyone.

Clock: In school, we all take turns speaking. So if you want to share
  your thoughts and ideas, raising your hand will tell the teacher
  that you have something to say.
[Both Leap and Lily raise their hands. Tad waves his eagerly]
Clock: Ah, much better. Now well have no trouble hearing one
  another.
Tad: [jumping back and forth] Ooh, ooh, can I go first? Me, me, me!
  [He folds his hands] Pretty please?
Clock: Quiet little girl, your question.
[Tad lowers his hand and droops]

Madea: Cora do me a favor.
Cora: What?
Madea: Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.

Dr. Cal Lightman: You did good in there, Rohit.
Sulman Lamba: Been a long time since I spoke Hindi.
Dr. Cal Lightman: Ill come by the University next week and we can
  catch up.
Sulman Lamba: [They shake hands] Good to see you, Cal.
Dr. Cal Lightman: And you.

Eli Loker: Her name was Louise Mason. She was a patient of one of
  Lightmans professors when he was in grad school. She had been in
  the psych ward about a month when that was recorded. She told the
  professor she was fine. No-one could see she was actually in agony.
  Lightman finally got the idea to slow down the film and thats when
  he saw the agony in her face. Thats what led him to discover
  micro-expressions in the first place.
Ria Torres: I hope they didnt let that woman off the psych ward.
Eli Loker: She got a pass home for the weekend and killed herself.

Waitress: So youre just going to sit here all night, drinking
  coffee?
Christine Brown: Yes... No! Maybe! Whats it to you?
Waitress: Honey, Im working a job where tips is my living, and
  coffee drinkers DONT TIP!
Christine Brown: [Holds up envelope containing the cursed button] You
  keep the coffee coming honey, or Ill give you a tip you wont
  forget!

[last lines]
Lily: Mom and Dad are going to be so proud of us.
[She and Tad giggle]
Leap: [sounding sleepy] Tad? Lily? [yawns] Why are you up so early?
  School doesnt start for another two hours.
Lily: Oh, we know.
Tad: We just dont want to be late for our first day of school.
Lily, Tad: [leaping into the air excitedly] Its going to be awesome!

Madea: He had to make it drizzle cause he couldnt make it rain.

Jack Bruno: You do know how to fly this thing, right?
Seth: How did you think we got here?
Jack Bruno: Well, you crashed, remember?

Jack Bruno: [to himself] Dont go down the pimped out refrigerator
  Jack.

Ria Torres: Hey, I thought we were done with this case.
Dr. Gillian Foster: No, its possible Sergeant Scott raped someone
  else who used to be in the platoon.
Dr. Cal Lightman: Oh, your buccinators playing up again.
Ria Torres: Its not... I didnt say...
Dr. Cal Lightman: Oh, look. Now youre embarrassed. Well, you have
  every reason to be. You did get it wrong, didnt you? I mean,
  Sergeant Scott didnt rape Sheila Lake.
Dr. Gillian Foster: Cal...
Dr. Cal Lightman: What? Shes the one making snide remarks! Look at
  her face!

Emily Lightman: [They watch film of Louise Mason] Youve never shown
  this to me before.
Dr. Cal Lightman: No. Something I want to tell you, Em.

Dr. Cal Lightman: I need to ask you a question... Did you kill your
  daughter? Did you? Did you kill her?
Lorraine Burch: How can you even ask us that?
Peter Burch: Are you serious?
Dr. Cal Lightman: I know you want me to help you so answer the
  question.
Lorraine Burch: Im not going to answer that.
Peter Burch: No, listen.
Dr. Cal Lightman: Did you kill Samantha?
Peter Burch: Look, we didnt bring you here...
Dr. Cal Lightman: Did you kill your daughter? Did you kill her?
Lorraine Burch: No.
Peter Burch: No! No, no, no.
Dr. Cal Lightman: Ok, I think we can help you.

Madea: Im Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!

Madea: Youre in here going on about what your daddy did to you. Your
  daddy is out there enjoying his life while youre in prison. Youre
  here because of what YOU did.

Sheldon Wilkes: This isnt a quiz, a riddle, or even a conversation.
  Theres no gray area or need for interpretation. This all depends
  on your ability to understand. Understand? So listen carefully. Are
  you listening?

Emily Lightman: No, were not doing this. You just go let Dan in
  while I finish getting ready and you better not do some covert
  scientific technique to find out what were doing or not doing
  tonight. Promise!
Cal Lightman: No covert science, I promise.
[opens front door]
Cal Lightman: Hi Dan!
Dan: Hi Dr. Lightman!
Cal Lightman: Are you going to try and have sex with my daughter
  tonight?

Momma-Lou: Think twice before opening your door to the Devil. Cause
  he starts letting himself in.

Sidhu: Dado Hojo! Im going Chandni Chowk to China!