Movie Quotes for Joe's+Apartment

[last lines]
Joe: S.O.S. Help me.

Roaches: Welcome to Joes apartment, its our apartment too/Weve
  been around for a hundred billion years and well be here long
  after you!/(ba ba ba ba ba)/Lets go to our place its a great big
  space its where I wanna be/Where friends all meet and life is
  sweet cuz everythings for free/Its the joint, its a gas/Its a
  big fat boot in the ass (kick your ass)/Lets toast raise your
  glass heres to Joe! A man with class!/(burp) Sooooo... hello from
  Joes apartment youre gonna love the view/Its the nest that beats
  the rest/Were so glad that youre our guest/Come on in were all
  undressed! (whistle) Joes apartment we welcome you!

Femme Fatale: What if I let a few dead presidents do the talking?
  **holds  billd**
Kung Fu Joe: Alexander Hamilton... was never President.

[from trailer]
General Hawk: Technically, GI Joe does not exist. But if it did, it
  would be comprised of the best men and women from the top military
  units in the world, the alpha dogs. When all else fails we dont.

Zartan: Hello Mr. President, Mr. McCullen sends his regards.
U.S. President: Oh My God. So thats what this is all about.

Zartan: [after Zartan kills a female Joe] Oh, thats right you dont
  kill women.
Storm Shadow: For you Zartan, Ill make an exception.

Doctor S: Hey dirt bags... youre the disease and Im prescribing
  fifty ccs of kick ass.

Doctor S: Hey Reefer bitch, suck lead.

Doctor S: Warning... Smoking marijuana will induce hallucination,
  violent behaviors and my twelve gauge shotgun up your ASS!

[after Holly finishs his letters]
Gerry Kennedy: P.S. I love you

Joe: So, where is this place youre going to take me?
Jerry: Well my friend, I know a place so great, where the women are
  sweet as honey. Theyll love you so much it aint even funny. You
  can spend little to no money! This place is so outer space... Im
  gonna take you to a ...
Joe: [cuts to Joe and Jerry entering building] - bingo club?

Gerry Kennedy: Dear Holly, I dont have much time. I dont mean
  literally, I mean youre out buying ice cream and youll be home
  soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter, because there
  is only one thing left to tell you. It isnt to go down memory lane
  or make you buy a lamp, you can take care of yourself without any
  help from me. Its to tell you how much you move me, how you
  changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Holly. And for that, I
  am eternally grateful... literally. If you can promise me anything,
  promise me that whenever youre sad, or unsure, or you lose
  complete faith, that youll try to see yourself through my eyes.
  Thank you for the honor of being my wife. Im a man with no
  regrets. How lucky am I. You made my life, Holly. But Im just one
  chapter in yours. Therell be more. I promise. So here it comes,
  the big one. Dont be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for
  that signal, when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love
  you

Jerry: See, women are crazy. Why do you think I only date older
  women? They dont want much, they just want you to tell them
  theyre pretty, and that their removeable teeth dont bother you.
  Dont bother me.
Joe: [pause] Theres something wrong with you, you know that?
Jerry: What?

Joe: Shes just upset because I gave a girl a ride home last night,
  and, yknow, "I wasnt supposed to...
Jerry: Yeah, I know what you mean. I gave Ethel a ride home last
  night. It was like swimming in frozen yogurt.
Joe: [frustrated] A ride in my car.
Jerry: Oh... yeah.

Joe: I dont know you very well, but I dont think that really
  matters. I love you.

[last lines]
Holly Kennedy: Dear Gerry, you said you wanted me to fall in love
  again, and maybe one day I will. But there are all kinds of love
  out there. This is my one and only life, And its a great and
  terrible and short and endless thing, and none of us come out of it
  alive. I dont have a plan... except, its time my mom laughed
  again. She has never seen the world... she has never seen Ireland.
  So, Im taking her back where we started... Maybe now shell
  understand. I dont know how you did it, but you brought me back
  from the dead. Ill write to you again soon. P.S... Guess what?

Holly Kennedy: Will you listen to him?
Vicky: What?
Holly Kennedy: Hes obviously worried about this. Look at him... hes
  pale.
Vicky: Who are you to tell me how to talk to my husband?
Holly Kennedy: Im saying you shouldnt push this on him if he
  doesnt want to do it
Vicky: Ill push whatever the hell I want on him. Hes my husband. I
  want this apartment, were doing this.
Holly Kennedy: Say no Ted!
Vicky: It is amazing to me that you are still talking. Ted dont
  listen to her.
Holly Kennedy: Ted shes being a tyrrant. Shes got your balls on one
  of those things that you know uh cling back and forth. You know
  what i mean?
Vicky: You bitch!
Holly Kennedy: Brat!
Vicky: Shut up!
Holly Kennedy: You shut up!
Vicky: No you shut up!

Bluehead: Any last words, Ranger?
Bridge Carson: [morphs] S.P.D. Emergency.

Nova Ranger: Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!

Piggy: Oh, this is no good at all. If Gruumm finds out I had S.P.D.
  technology and didnt give it to him, well, hell vaporize me. If
  Broodwing finds out Im working for Gruumm, well, hell vaporize
  me. And if Gruumm finds out Im working for Broodwing, well then,
  hell vaporize me. If the Rangers find out Im working for Gruumm
  or Broodwing, well, theyll vaporize me. Oh, no, wait. They dont
  vaporize. They stick guys like me into those little, teeny cards.
  Ohh, Id rather be vaporized.

[finding the proton accelerator in a garbage can]
Elizabeth Z Delgado: See? Its junk.
Sydney Syd Drew: Maybe its what they were after.
Sky Tate: Yeah, well bring it to Cruger.
Bridge Carson: Yeah, good idea. Lets bring it to Cruger. Or... we
  could, like, not bring it to Cruger. I mean, just not right away,
  but, like, later. You know, maybe after we check it out. First give
  it a little once-over or something?
Sky Tate: Yeah, thats against regulations.
Elizabeth Z Delgado: Not according to the S.P.D. handbook. Rule
  473-B - Rangers on active field duty have the authority to
  investigate any possible leads that may pertain to their
  investigations.
Sky Tate: Huh?
Elizabeth Z Delgado: What? Im a quick study.

Charlie: You never really thought you stood a chance against us, did
  you? After all, youre only the B-Squad.
Jack Landors: Meaning what?
A-Squad Pink Ranger: Youre second-best.
A-Squad Yellow Ranger: Second-rate.
A-Squad Green Ranger: And second choice.
Charlie: Youre not even fit to shine our boots.
Jack Landors: [rising up] Lets show em how we do it! B Squad style!
  RANGERS
Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth Z Delgado, Sydney
  Syd Drew: S,P.D. SWAT MODE!

[Wootox has switched bodies with Sky]
Wootox: [in Skys body] To the world, *you* are Wootox, destroyer of
  planets.
Sky Tate: [in Wootoxs body] No. Dont!
[he morphs into the Blue S.P.D. Ranger]
Wootox: [in Skys body] And Im the Blue Ranger.

[during an interrogation at S.P.D. HQ]
Jack Landors: Were betting youre working with somebody else. All
  you gotta do is tell is who, and well take four, five years off
  your sentence. What do you say?
Al: [burps]

Bridge Carson: Jack, do you think its strange that I had a dream
  that wed fight three robots and then we fight a robot the very
  next day?
[Jack knocks on Bridges head]
Jack Landors: Hello! Were S.P.D. -- Fighting robots is what we do.
  We fight robots all the time. We might fight one later on today.