Movie Quotes for Jerry+Maguire

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

Jerry Maguire: I wont let you get rid of me.

[Having sex with Jerry Maguire]
Avery Bishop: Dont ever stop fucking me!

Jerry Maguire: Rod, think about back when you were a little kid. It
  wasnt about the money, was it? Was it? [Questionably] Was it?

[Looking over an inadequate contract]
Jerry Maguire: Ill go back to them.
Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?

Jerry Maguire: Hows your head?
Rod Tidwell: Bubblicious.

[Jerry and Dorothy are in the elevator and a hearing impaired couple
  gets on. The man of the couple starts talking with his hands, then
  they get off]
Jerry Maguire: I wonder what he just said.
Dorothy: My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He just said "You
  complete me".

Laurel: You fuck this up, Ill kill you!
Jerry Maguire: Im glad we had this talk.

Jerry Maguire: Help me... help you. Help me, help you.

Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire... Howm I doing? Im sweating dude! Im
  sweatin my contract! Im sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me
  Im missing the big endorsements by being with you! THATS how Im
  doing - Im sweating dude!

Jerry Maguire: We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we
  work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You...
  complete me.

Jerry Maguire: What are you doing with me, Rod?
Rod Tidwell: Why?
Jerry Maguire: Im finished, Im fucked. Twenty four hours ago, man,
  I was hot! Now... Im a cautionary tale. You see this jacket Im
  wearing, you like it? Because I dont really need it. Because Im
  cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night
  before the draft! Why? Lets recap: Because a hockey players kid
  made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad
  pizza, went to bed and grew a concience!
Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-fucking-hoo

Jerry Maguire: Dont worry, Im not gonna do what you all think Im
  gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire: Im not trying to make history here.

Rod Tidwell: Maybe you dont. Because its not just the money I
  deserve. Its not just the "coin." Its the... - "the kwan".
Jerry Maguire: Thats your word?
Rod Tidwell: Yeah, man, it means love, respect, community... and the
  dollars too. The package. The kwan.
Jerry Maguire: But how did you get "kwan?"
Rod Tidwell: I got there from "coin," dude. Coin, coin... kwaaaan.

Jerry Maguire: You see this jacket Im wearing, you like it? Because
  I dont really need it, because Im cloaked in failure!

Jerry Maguire: I started talking to Dennis Wilburn about your
  re-negotiation this morning.
Rod Tidwell: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter... I smell
  all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are
  making the... quan, and you are talking.

Rod Tidwell: Thanks for coming.
Jerry Maguire: I missed ya. What can I say? Youre all Ive got.

[Rod has just told Jerry he will keep him as his agent]
Jerry Maguire: Thats, thats great. Im very... happy.
Rod Tidwell: Are you listenin?
Jerry Maguire: Yes!
Rod Tidwell: Thats what Im gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry.
  But this is what you gonna do for me. You listenin, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Yeah, what, what, what can I do for you, Rod? You just
  tell me what can I do for you?
Rod Tidwell: Its a very personal, a very important thing. Hell, its
  a family motto. Are you ready, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Im ready.
Rod Tidwell: I wanna make sure youre ready, brother. Here it is:
  Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! A-ha-ha! Jerry,
  doesnt it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one
  time, Jerry.
Jerry Maguire: Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: Oh, no, no. You can do better than that, Jerry! I want
  you to say it with you, with meaning, brother! Hey, I got Bob Sugar
  on the other line; I bet you he can say it!
Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money.
Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the money!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Yeah! Louder!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Yes, but, brother, you got to yell that shit!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: I need to feel you, Jerry!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Jerry, you got to yell!
Jerry Maguire: [screaming] Show me the money! Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Do you love this black man!
Jerry Maguire: I love the black man! Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: I love black people.
Jerry Maguire: I love black people!
Rod Tidwell: Whos your motherfucker, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Youre my motherfucker!
Rod Tidwell: Whatcha gonna do, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Rod Tidwell: Unh! Congratulations, youre still my agent.

Rod Tidwell: Ya know! Ya know! Were together on this one! Ya know!
  Ya know!
Jerry Maguire: Oh my god.

Rod Tidwell: I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see
  a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself "Get killed.
  Catch the ball! BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
Jerry Maguire: Rod...
Rod Tidwell: Im from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went
  to Arizona State! Im a Sun Devil, man!
Jerry Maguire: And now you want Arizona dollars?
Rod Tidwell: Exaaaacctly!

Jerry Maguire: Im still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger
  than oak" thing.

Rod Tidwell: I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldnt shoplift
  the pootie from a single mom.
Jerry Maguire: I didnt shoplift the pootie. [Rod gives him a long
  Look] All right. I shoplifted the pootie.

Ray: Dyou know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has
  passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Dyou know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256
  by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: Dyou know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I... I cant compete with that!