Movie Quotes for Jacob's+Ladder

Doctor S: Warning... Smoking marijuana will induce hallucination,
  violent behaviors and my twelve gauge shotgun up your ASS!

Doctor S: Hey Reefer bitch, suck lead.

Doctor S: Hey dirt bags... youre the disease and Im prescribing
  fifty ccs of kick ass.

[last lines]
Holly Kennedy: Dear Gerry, you said you wanted me to fall in love
  again, and maybe one day I will. But there are all kinds of love
  out there. This is my one and only life, And its a great and
  terrible and short and endless thing, and none of us come out of it
  alive. I dont have a plan... except, its time my mom laughed
  again. She has never seen the world... she has never seen Ireland.
  So, Im taking her back where we started... Maybe now shell
  understand. I dont know how you did it, but you brought me back
  from the dead. Ill write to you again soon. P.S... Guess what?

Gerry Kennedy: Dear Holly, I dont have much time. I dont mean
  literally, I mean youre out buying ice cream and youll be home
  soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter, because there
  is only one thing left to tell you. It isnt to go down memory lane
  or make you buy a lamp, you can take care of yourself without any
  help from me. Its to tell you how much you move me, how you
  changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Holly. And for that, I
  am eternally grateful... literally. If you can promise me anything,
  promise me that whenever youre sad, or unsure, or you lose
  complete faith, that youll try to see yourself through my eyes.
  Thank you for the honor of being my wife. Im a man with no
  regrets. How lucky am I. You made my life, Holly. But Im just one
  chapter in yours. Therell be more. I promise. So here it comes,
  the big one. Dont be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for
  that signal, when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love
  you

[after Holly finishs his letters]
Gerry Kennedy: P.S. I love you

[during an interrogation at S.P.D. HQ]
Jack Landors: Were betting youre working with somebody else. All
  you gotta do is tell is who, and well take four, five years off
  your sentence. What do you say?
Al: [burps]

[finding the proton accelerator in a garbage can]
Elizabeth Z Delgado: See? Its junk.
Sydney Syd Drew: Maybe its what they were after.
Sky Tate: Yeah, well bring it to Cruger.
Bridge Carson: Yeah, good idea. Lets bring it to Cruger. Or... we
  could, like, not bring it to Cruger. I mean, just not right away,
  but, like, later. You know, maybe after we check it out. First give
  it a little once-over or something?
Sky Tate: Yeah, thats against regulations.
Elizabeth Z Delgado: Not according to the S.P.D. handbook. Rule
  473-B - Rangers on active field duty have the authority to
  investigate any possible leads that may pertain to their
  investigations.
Sky Tate: Huh?
Elizabeth Z Delgado: What? Im a quick study.

[after Sky morphs and sees hes the Blue S.P.D. Ranger]
Sky Tate: Blue? Im blue? Im supposed to be the Red Ranger!

Charlie: You never really thought you stood a chance against us, did
  you? After all, youre only the B-Squad.
Jack Landors: Meaning what?
A-Squad Pink Ranger: Youre second-best.
A-Squad Yellow Ranger: Second-rate.
A-Squad Green Ranger: And second choice.
Charlie: Youre not even fit to shine our boots.
Jack Landors: [rising up] Lets show em how we do it! B Squad style!
  RANGERS
Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth Z Delgado, Sydney
  Syd Drew: S,P.D. SWAT MODE!

Bluehead: Any last words, Ranger?
Bridge Carson: [morphs] S.P.D. Emergency.

Sky Tate: Sir, pursuant to section 4B/W in the S.P.D. handbook, which
  states that "any person found to be a danger to S.P.D. or its
  infrastructure at all can and should be banished from the
  premises." So we banished her, sir. I mean, banished it.
Commander Anubis Doggie Cruger: Just because she is a cyborg does
  not make her our enemy.

Nova Ranger: Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!

[Wootox has switched bodies with Sky]
Wootox: [in Skys body] To the world, *you* are Wootox, destroyer of
  planets.
Sky Tate: [in Wootoxs body] No. Dont!
[he morphs into the Blue S.P.D. Ranger]
Wootox: [in Skys body] And Im the Blue Ranger.

[last lines]
Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth Z Delgado, Sydney Syd Drew:
  S.P.D. emergency!

Bridge Carson: Jack, do you think its strange that I had a dream
  that wed fight three robots and then we fight a robot the very
  next day?
[Jack knocks on Bridges head]
Jack Landors: Hello! Were S.P.D. -- Fighting robots is what we do.
  We fight robots all the time. We might fight one later on today.

[Sydney is under Mysticons spell and is fighting Bridge]
Sydney Syd Drew: I must stop you.
Bridge Carson: Yeah, sure.
[he holds up her SPD Morpher to her]
Bridge Carson: But first say "S.P.D. Emergency," okay?
Sydney Syd Drew: S.P.D. Emergency, okay?
[she morphs into the Pink SPD Ranger and shes free from the spell]
Sydney Syd Drew: What? Where am I?
Bridge Carson: In the middle of a fight!
Sydney Syd Drew: What else is new?

Piggy: Oh, this is no good at all. If Gruumm finds out I had S.P.D.
  technology and didnt give it to him, well, hell vaporize me. If
  Broodwing finds out Im working for Gruumm, well, hell vaporize
  me. And if Gruumm finds out Im working for Broodwing, well then,
  hell vaporize me. If the Rangers find out Im working for Gruumm
  or Broodwing, well, theyll vaporize me. Oh, no, wait. They dont
  vaporize. They stick guys like me into those little, teeny cards.
  Ohh, Id rather be vaporized.

Scud: [Lucys gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the
  situation] D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.
Lucy: [primping self in mirror] Do I look okay?
Scud: [rolling eyes] This is retarded.

Linda Morrison: So, you guys usually pick up girls in the
  supermarket? For fun, or...?
Jack Morrison: Usually I just throw them over my shoulder and carry
  them down a ladder.
Linda Morrison: [smiles] Sort of a tarzan/jane thing?

President of D.E.B.S. Academy: You are a perfect liar.

Scud: Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the
  D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you,
  grabbing...
[Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face]
Scud: What?
Lucy: I met someone.
Scud: [Slamming on brakes] I knew it! I mean the thing about the
  dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and
  Ninotchka...
Lucy: No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.
Scud: [Puzzled] Im not following.
Lucy: Okay, but you have to promise that youre not going to freak
  out.
Scud: Freak Out? Why would I freak out...
Lucy: Well, ya know sometimes you...
Scud: [Freaking out] OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?
Lucy: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
Scud: Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?
Lucy: No.
Scud: Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? Shes a
  D.E.B.!
Lucy: So?
Scud: Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., Shes THE D.E.B.! Shes the
  perfect score!

Janet: [the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone
  but Janet leave, disgusted] You *really* need to check your
  messages.

Noah: [Heard over the credits] Hey?
Emma: Jacob!

Jacob: Hey I thought kid power stood for defending all kid-anity...
  even little brothers
Emma: Oh we were going to
Noah: As soon as we made you clean up our rooms