Movie Quotes results for Happy+Birthday+To+Me
Movie Name: Dil To Pagal Hai (1997)
[Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nishas birthday]
Rahul: [at the bar] Okay, everybody, tequila time!
Nisha: [coming over] What are you all drinking?
Nisha: Can I have a drink?
Rahul: No, only men are able to drink this stuff! You go back and sit
Nisha: No, give me a drink!
Rahul: Hey, Nisha, dont bother us, just go and sit down!
Nisha: Rahul, today is my birthday...
Rahul: Oh... happy birthday!
Nisha: Thank you... I can do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and
drink whatever I want, understand?
Rahul: Nisha... okay, its your birthday! Waiter, bring one more
[All the members of the troupe line up, glasses ready in their hands]
Rahul: Okay, 1... 2... 3... GO!
[Everyone downs three tequilas - and make faces, trying to adjust to
the alcohol. Rahul is the only one unaffected by the tequila]
Rahul: [laughing at Nisha] Ha! What did I tell you? Girls arent able
to handle this stuff!
[Nisha suddenly starts giggling drunkenly... ]
Nisha: One more!
Rahul: [to himself] Rahul, youre dead!...
Movie Name: Riding the Bullet (2004)
Alan Parker: [Alans inner me] Happy birthday.
Alan Parker: Yeah. Happy birthday to me.
Movie Name: Oz (1997)
Kenny Bricks Wangler: Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me.
Happy motherfuckin birthday...
Simon Adebisi: [puts his arm around him] To Kenny... [blows out
Movie Name: Oz (1997)
Kenny Bricks Wangler: Happy birthday to me. Happy motherfucking
birthday to me. Happy motherfucking birthday...
Simon Adebisi: ...to Kenny. Happy Birthday to you.
[blows out candle]
Movie Name: Mad Dog and Glory (1993)
[Frank is doing his routine for a group of cops]
Frank Milo: My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department.
He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application.
They ask him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at
his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him,
"how much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says,
"Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and whats
your first name?" He goes...
[bobs his head from side to side, then]
Frank Milo: "Philly." They ask him, "what are you doing with your
head there?" He goes...
Frank Milo: "Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me...?
Movie Name: Married with Children (1987)
Aaron: So much to do you think you owe this store commission?
Al: [laughs] Im not selling shoes for the money. Im in it to
torture fat women. Where you been?
Aaron: To buy you a birthday present. Here.
[he takes the gift and opens it to reveal a video tape]
Aaron: Its Hot Dog, the Movie.
Al: I prefer hot dog, the "Hot DOG".
Aaron: You can return that at 10 oclock tomorrow.
Al: Yeah, I know how it feel. At least you didnt sing "Happy
Birthday" to me, I HATE THAT! Nothing to do but stand there looking
like an idiot until the damn thing is finished. I hope I can get
through the day without someone singing "Happy Birthday" to me.
Movie Name: Cheers (1982)
Norm Peterson: What a birthday, huh? A free beer, a Celtics jacket
from Kevin McHale, and Sammy wiping out my bar tab.
Sam Malone: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didnt say anything about wiping out
a bar tab.
Norm Peterson: [with mock sarcasm] Well, happy birthday to me.
Movie Name: Dark Star (1974)
Pinback: [making video diary entry]
I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail
to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to
contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today
over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of
camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round-robin
discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were
brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are
deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last
week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me.
Someday this tape will be played and then theyll feel sorry.
Movie Name: 50 First Dates (2004)
Lucy, Doug: [sings] Happy birthday to you.
Lucy: [spoken] And you dont look a day over twenty five.
Marlin: Yeah, right. And Dougs muscles arent pharmaceutically
Doug: What are you talking about? I use a herb supplement that can be
purchased at any health food store. Check this out. Check out these
glutes. Rock hard, baby. Pretty sweet, huh.
Marlin: Stop it! Youre gonna make me throw up on the cake.
Movie Name: Silent Hill 3 (2003)
Unknown voice: [Heather picks up a ringing telephone] Happy Birthday
to you... Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday dear- Oh, I
forgot your name.
Heather: Who are you?
Unknown voice: Oh ok, thanks. Happy Birthday dear "who are you" Happy
Birthday to you. Happy 31st Birthday!
Heather: Is this Leonard?
Unknown voice: Thats the murderers name. Not my name. Im not your
beloved Stanley either! Hes underground now... his new name is...
number... 7... [laughs]
Unknown voice: But dont worry about that now. Its time to celebrate
Heather: Youve got me mistaken for someone else, todays not my...
Unknown voice: Im not mistaken! Today IS your 24th birthday! And
I... have a present for you... Which do you prefer; to give pain,
or to receive it? You can have the one you HATE the most! [laughs]
Happy Birthday to you! [hangs up]
Heather: But youre wrong... its not my birthday...
Movie Name: Scrubs (2001)
Dr. Perry Cox: So how come youre not all dressed up?
Ben Sullivan: I am dressed up, you see any holes in these pants? Im
glad you made it... listen, theres one more thing you have to do
Dr. Perry Cox: You cant keep me from getting drunk!
Ben Sullivan: You have to forgive yourself for everything that went
down the other day.
Dr. Perry Cox: God, youre... youre so annoying.
Ben Sullivan: Yeah.
Dr. Perry Cox: All right.
Ben Sullivan: Good.
Dr. Perry Cox: Wheres your camera, arent you gonna take some
J.D.: [enters] Pictures of what?
Dr. Perry Cox: You know, crying babies covered in chocolate, people
singing Happy Birthday to my son who have never even met him
before, the whole routine!
J.D.: Where do you think we are? [Cox looks round. Ben has
disappeared. The camera pans out and reveals they are in a
graveyard, at Bens funeral]
Movie Name: Sports Night (1998)
Dan Rydell: Ive got the intellectual property cops crawling up my
Isaac: The intellectual property cops?
Dan Rydell: Yeah.
Isaac: Are crawling up your butt?
Dan Rydell: The heats all over me.
Isaac: What the hell are you talkin about, Dan?
Dan Rydell: I sang happy birthday to Casey on air.
Dan Rydell: Well, on his birthday, Isaac...
Movie Name: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)
Dolly Parton: Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy
birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!
Movie Name: Dumbo (1941)
Mr. Stork: Oh, one moment, please. This is still part of the service.
[blows tuning whistle]
Mr. Stork: Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday to you / Happy
birthday, dear... uh-dear... Dear me, whats his name?
Mrs. Jumbo: Jumbo... Junior.
Mr. Stork: Oh, Jumbo Jr. Right, Jumbo Jr.
[blows whistle again]
Mr. Stork: Happy birthday, dear Jumbo Jr. / Happy birthday...
[he is suddenly snagged on the mail hook at the train station and
yanked off the train]
Mr. Stork: ...yooooooooooooooou!
Movie Name: Kings (2009)
Jack Benjamin: You remember Lucinda Wolfson; shes making an honest
man of me.
Queen Rose Benjamin: Well, with a face like that, how could she not?
How long have you two been seeing each other?
Lucinda Wolfson: [unsure of how to answer, she reverts to Jacks
coached small talk]... Thank you. Happy birthday, sir.
Queen Rose Benjamin: Oh.
Jack Benjamin: [to Lucinda] Find us some drinks, would you?
Queen Rose Benjamin: Usefully quiet... and a Wolfson. Shes a little
out of her depth, but we can fix that. Well chosen, Jack.
Movie Name: The Girl Next Door (2007)
Charlie Franklin: [on Davids voice mail] Hey David, its Charlie
Franklin calling to say Happy Birthday. Sorry I couldnt get those
tickets, man. I know you were counting on me, but my
brother-in-laws in town. Ill give you a call next week, and maybe
we can get together. Okay, have a good birthday. Take care.
Movie Name: The Whitest Kids U Know (2007)
Angry Mormon Father: [constantly shouting] Timothy! Come here!
Timothy the Mormon Manchild: Yes, father.
Petrified Mormon Mother: Timothy, your father and I ...
Angry Mormon Father: SHOOSH!
Angry Mormon Father: Timothy, youre mother and I are going to the
opera tonight! Now, I know that before today you have been left in
the charge of a BABYSITTER!
Timothy the Mormon Manchild: [nods] Yes.
Angry Mormon Father: However, today is your thirteenth birthday!
Timothy the Mormon Manchild: It is? What day is it? Let me write it
Angry Mormon Father: Timmy, SHOOSH!
Angry Mormon Father: Now, since you are 13 years old, your mother and
[He puts his arm on her shoulder. She yelps]
Angry Mormon Father: Your mother and I have decided to leave you
alone tonight! I have left the number of the *theater* on the
*refrigerator*, I have informed our neighbor, Mr. *Gludge*, that
you will be left unattended! Should *any* emergencies arise, you
are to go *directly* to him! We will return at 11:30! I expect you
in BED, ASLEEP. TEETH. CLEANED. HOMEWORK. DONE!
Petrified Mormon Mother: [Murmurs incoherently]
Angry Mormon Father: SHOOSH!
Angry Mormon Father: Now, Timothy, since you are 13 years old, I
shall now touch you for the first time physically, in the form of a
[They touch hands]
Timothy the Mormon Manchild: Wow, my fathers hand! It feels just
like I thought it would!
Angry Mormon Father: Happy birthday, son.
Timothy the Mormon Manchild: Thank you, sir!
Movie Name: Rome (2005)
[On the field of Philippi, shortly before the battle begins]
Marcus Junius Brutus: Heavens, I entirely forgot! Todays your
birthday, isnt it?
Cassius: Is it? I believe youre right.
Marcus Junius Brutus: [shaking Cassius hand] Happy Birthday. Sorry
theres no cake.
Cassius: Next year, eh? You bake me an extra big one.
Marcus Junius Brutus: I shant forget.
Cassius: No cinnamon. Makes me sneeze.
[On the other side of the battlefield]
Mark Antony: If you need to urinate, now would be the time.
Gaius Octavian: Im fine, thank you.
Mark Antony: Sure? Let us begin then. Watch closely, boy. This is how
history is made. [raising his hand] Now, lets have some fun!
[He gives the signal to advance]
Antonys Centurion: ADVANCE!
[On the other side:]
Cassius: [raises his hand, then hesitates] Sorry, rude of me. Would
you like the honor?
Marcus Junius Brutus: No no, you do it by all means.
Cassius: Thank you. [gives the signal to advance]
Cassiuss Centurion: ADVANCE!
Movie Name: Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)
Mugger: So you really think I could be a good masseur?
Uncle Iroh: Of course!
Mugger: This is so great! No one has ever believed in me.
Uncle Iroh: While it is always best to believe in ones self, a
little help from others can be a great blessing.
[cut to Iroh on a hilltop under a tree. He builds a makeshift altar
and places a picture against it]
Uncle Iroh: Happy birthday, my son. If only I could have helped you.
[sings, crying] Leaves from the vine/ falling so slow/ like
fragile, tiny shells/ drifting in the foam/ Little soldier boy/
come marching home/ Brave soldier boy/ comes marching home.
Movie Name: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars (2004)
John Crichton: [John is about to activate the wormhole weapon] Do you
want to see it? Do you want to see what youve been chasing me and
my family for years for? Do you want to see a wormhole weapon?
John Crichton: Beg.
Scorpius: I beg you.
John Crichton: Its not good enough. Say "please."
John Crichton: Pretty please...
Scorpius: -Pretty please.
John Crichton: With a cherry on top...
Scorpius: -With a cherry on top.
John Crichton: Happy Birthday. Now get out of my sight.
Movie Name: Desperate Housewives (2004)
Porter Scavo: Ooh, Dad called a family meeting.
Parker Scavo: Yeah, mom he said its about the restaurant.
Lynette Scavo: Oh boy, I think I know what this is about. Things have
been tough down at the restaurant and I think your dad has finally
decided to sell it.
Parker Scavo: Wow!
Preston Scavo: Is he gonna be okay?
Lynette Scavo: I dont know, thats why we all have to be really
supportive, and you with me? [all nod]
Tom Scavo: Hey guys, good, youre all here.
Penny Scavo: I love you daddy!
Lynette Scavo: Not yet.
Tom Scavo: I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria.
Lynette Scavo: Just know that were 100% behind you.
Tom Scavo: That means a lot because this was a really rough day for
me. I had to let all our employees go. So starting tomorrow, you
kids are my new wait staff!
Lynette Scavo: Tom, what the hell are you talking about?
Tom Scavo: You and Ill handle the days and the kidsll join us after
school and on the weekends.
Parker Scavo: At the risk of sounding spoiled, a-noo.
Tom Scavo: Come on, well love working together,
Porter Scavo: Why? We dont even like living together.
Preston Scavo: Youre not even going to pay us?
Penny Scavo: Im nine, is that even legal?
Tom Scavo: I think so, but just to be sure, youre fifteen, happy
Parker Scavo: Mom, please do something.
Movie Name: Elf (2003)
Buddy: Who the heck are you?
Gimbels Santa: What are you talkin about? Im Santa Claus.
Buddy: No, youre not.
Gimbels Santa: Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Buddy: Well, if youre Santa, what song did I sing for you on your
birthday this year?
Gimbels Santa: Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
How old are you son?
Kid with Santa: Four.
Gimbels Santa: Youre a big boy. Whats your name?
Kid with Santa: Paul.
Gimbels Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy: Dont tell him what you want, hes a liar.
Gimbels Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbels Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
Gimbels Santa: Look, Im not kiddin.
Buddy: Youre a fake.
Gimbels Santa: Im a fake?
Gimbels Santa: Howd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.
Buddy: You stink.
Gimbels Santa: I think youre gonna have a good Christmas, all
Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you dont smell like Santa.
Movie Name: Jeremiah (2002)
Kurdy: Can I ask you a question? What got you started on this whole
"God talks to me" stuff in the first place?
Mr. Smith: The first time I heard God speak... was kind of hard to
know exactly what happened, because I was kind of dead at the time.
Id just given up, okay? I mean I... It had been a rough life and
it wasnt getting any easier, and I just decided enough was enough.
So I stood in the middle of this bridge. I said "Im tired and Im
done, now." And I jumped. The reason I chose that way was because,
I cant swim for shit and I wanted to make sure I got the job done
right, you know? I remember I was afraid to open my mouth. Finally,
I forced it open and let the water into my lungs. The next thing I
knew, I was sinking, and it was quiet... muffled... peaceful. It
was like I was going to sleep. Then I heard this voice say "Not
yet. Not yet. Theres work to be done." Then I got mad, and I said
"Screw you!" Because I knew who it was. When youre that close to
death, you know what that voice is. I said "Screw you! You ran out
on us! You let pain and death into the world and now look at us -
look at what weve become, what you let happen." The voice said, "I
know. I know. Ive been away too long, but Im back now. My voice
will be heard. You will be my voice." And the next thing I knew, I
was awake on the shore and there were people around saying they saw
a wave wash me up and just leave me there - scared the hell out of
Kurdy: Why, they thought you were dead?
Mr. Smith: No.
Kurdy: So whats so scary about seeing a wave wash somebody on shore?
Mr. Smith: [pause] It was a lake.
Kurdy: [look of disbelief that changes to one of amusement] So, did
he say anything else to you that first day?
Mr. Smith: Yeah. Just two words and I got the impression they were
real important. But I still havent been able to figure out what
they mean or what they have to do with anything else.
Kurdy: Oh, let me guess, "Jesus Saves."
Mr. Smith: [looks frustrated]
Kurdy: Alright, I got it: [chuckles] "Happy Birthday."
Mr. Smith: [ignores him]
Kurdy: Alright Smith, what were the two words God said to you that
Mr. Smith: "Fractal Theory."
Kurdy: What the hell is "fractal theory"?
Mr. Smith: How the hell am I supposed to know? Im just Gods sock
puppet, ok? He shoves his hand up my ass and words come out the
other end. [pause] Who knew math was involved? [walks away
Movie Name: Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner (2001)
Sarah Silverman: Jimmy Kimmel, everyone. Hes fat and has no
charisma. Watch your back, Danny Aiello.
Sarah Silverman: Its so good to be here. Drew Carey is here and I
love him. He was so nice to me backstage, until he found out I
wasnt a hooker.
Sarah Silverman: You know I cant believe Alan King is such a legend,
and hes here, and a nursing home in Florida just called. The last
person who thinks youre funny just died. Is he laughing?
Sarah Silverman: Dick Gregory. Oh my gosh, he deserves a round of
applause just for being so old for his race. You know, is he the
guy from the rice or the cookies? I never remember, but I know hes
Sarah Silverman: But this is about Hugh Hefner - a living legend,
and, uh, look at your girlfriends - so beautiful. When are you
going get serious? You know one day you might want one of them
changing diapers. I mean if it gets too hard to do it yourself.
Look at the smile on his face. He doesnt know where he is.
Hugh M. Hefner: But hes happy...
Sarah Silverman: Lets all talk about the whore- - the bunnies. No,
bunnies arent whores. Theyre paid monthly.
Sarah Silverman: I think they should be role models in todays
society, and Im serious, especially for girls. If only for the
fact that they wax their assholes. They deserve the Purple Heart
for that. The Purple Asshole. I dont have the guts to do it. The
closest Ive ever come to waxing my asshole is once I got it washed
and styled, but that doesnt hurt. Minus the curlers. Thank you!
Happy birthday, Hef!
Movie Name: Anne Frank: The Whole Story (2001)
Hans Goslar: [In Hitler costume] Why was I not invited to this party?
Anne Frank: [Momentary silence] -Its Mr. Goslar! Look, its your
Hans Goslar: [to Otto] You see? And you told me hed never come to
Holland. Happy birthday, Anne.
Anne Frank: We must have a picture! A picture, please.
Hannah Hannalei Goslar: Yes, Daddy, a picture!
Otto Frank: A picture of Adolf as your birthday present? [Winds
camera] The girls and Uncle Adolf.
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