Movie Quotes for Break-up,+The

Bob: Heres a list of the most popular break-up lines. I can just use
  one or combine them.
Jared: 1. Its not you, its me. 2. Im not ready for a commitment
  right now. 3. Youre driving me crazy. 4. After being with you, I
  know Im gay.

Brooke: Youre crazy.
Gary: No, Im not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh thats
  crazy!" then they go "Its genious!". Thats what happened to the
  person who invented fire, they burned that witch and guess what,
  then they got warm and they ate good stuff. Now where are we headed
  to. Lets not make this weird cause Im not good on dates...

Richard Meyers: Gary, you cant take a pitch pipe out of someones
  hand when theyre in the middle of a very funky groove!

[last lines]
Gary: Im just saying we shouldnt wait so long the next time before
  we...
Brooke: Yeah.
Gary: Catch up.
Brooke: We have a lot more to talk about.
Gary: Yeah.
Brooke: So.
Gary: Be good.
Brooke: Okay.
Gary: Bye.
Brooke: Bye.

Brooke: What are these?
Brooke: [holds up a bag with 3 lemons]
Gary: You asked for lemons. What my baby wants my baby gets.
Brooke: There are 3 lemons. I asked for 12. Baby wanted 12.

Marilyn Dean: What is this problem... so severe... that has caused
  you to blaspheme in the Synagogue of Marilyn Dean?

Gary: Its not about doing the things you love, its about doing
  things with the one you love!

Brooke: I just dont know how we got here. Our entire relationship, I
  have gone above and beyond for you, for us. Ive cooked, Ive
  picked your shit up off the floor, Ive laid your clothes out for
  you like youre a four year old. I support you, I supported your
  work. If we ever had dinner or anything I did the plans, I take
  care of everything. And I just dont feel like you appreciate any
  of it. I dont feel you appreciate me. All I want is to know, is
  for you to show me that you care.
Gary: Why didnt you just say that to me"
Brooke: I tried. Ive tried.
Gary: Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to
  imply that, but Im not a mind reader...
Brooke: It wouldnt matter you are who you are. Just leave me alone
  ok? Right now, just shut my door.
Gary: Listen...
Brooke: Alright Gary just please, just leave the room. Gary just... I
  dont want to be near you right now, please just shut the door,
  please.

Marilyn Dean: Honey, This isnt serialism or cubism, its paint by
  numbers.
Marilyn Dean: Yoh, Go see Mishka, my personal waxer at the spa. Ask
  her for the Telly Savalas, complements of M.D.
Marilyn Dean: Then go show Gary your immaculate canvas and let him
  see another man eager to paint it. Got it, Got it?

Gary: Im the one who should be sorry, Brooke. I shouldnt sit here
  and pick on your art, because youve got the nuts down, Picasso!
  All you have to do is cut off your frigging ear.
Brooke: Thats Van Gogh, you idiot. Your insults are much more
  effective when theyre accurate.

Gary: You push yourself and push yourself trying to achieve the
  impossible, because you know what that moment comes, everything
  youve done has prepared you for victory!

Gary: What kind of bullshit move was that?
Brooke: Im sorry, what? What happened?
Gary: Oh dont be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to
  attack me when I was hung over and weak.
Brooke: Oh no. Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some
  place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room,
  which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want.
Gary: Is that how you want to play it? Cause Ill play it like that.
  Ill play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah.
  Ill call some guys from my neck of the woods. And were not
  talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few
  grapples. Were talking about Polacks that dont have a goddamn
  future. Thats right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around
  here, and thats what were going to do.
Brooke: Please, come on. You know what, youre just embarrassed
  because Richard kicked your ass.
Gary: Richard did not kick my ass. What Richard did was attack me
  when I was half asleep.
Brooke: Really, is that how you see it?
Gary: Theres a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and
  having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then
  strike your throat before you even know youre in a fight. But I
  wouldnt expect someone like you to understand that, because all
  you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.

Johnny O: What you gotta do is think real hard and come up with
  someone who cant be traced to either one of us who can pay a visit
  to that guy she was with.
Gary: No, I dont want anything to happen to him.
Johnny O: Right.
[winks knowingly]
Johnny O: I understand.

Marilyn Dean: Who am I?
Brooke: Marilyn Dean.
Marilyn Dean: And where are we?
Brooke: The Marilyn Dean Gallery.
Marilyn Dean: And of whom is that portrait?
Brooke: That is, uh, Marilyn Dean.
Marilyn Dean: Yeah. Now, your personal life is your personal life...
  but you look like shit. And if you look like shit, Marilyn Dean
  looks like shit, and then its my business, and when it comes to my
  business... I dont like anything thats distracting. So I want you
  to take the rest of the day off... to be said... and get back here
  tomorrow ready to take care of... business! Got it?

Brooke: Yea, I completely agree with you. You know, an art teacher of
  mine once said. Never buy a piece of art that you dont have to
  have. You know, dont worry about who the artist is or how much
  its worth. I mean, you have to live with it everyday. You have to
  walk by it everyday. You have to really love it; you have to really
  appreciate it. Its kind of like picking a mate.

Saint Louis: Well?
Dannemora Dan: Well, I aint gonna go through with it, I tell you.
Saint Louis: Now, listen. I never break my word, and I gave my word
  to Judy - and were goin to New England, and were goin tonight!
Man: I cant go to New England, not tonight. Im in the finale.
Man: [offscreen] Oh, St. Louis! Whats the use?
Saint Louis: Say, if you dont do like I tell yuh, its gonna be your
  finale!

Rachel: Theres a list!
Adam: No, no. Well, its not like I wrote it down.

Rachel: Jiminy Crickets!

Adam: Whoa, whoa. Okay, you know what? Its clear that we are both,
  you know, *super^ emotional about this right now.

Gary: Is that how you want to play it Brooke? Becasue I can play it
  like that. I can play it like Lionel Richie, "All night long."

Gary: Come on, grab some sky.

Gary: "Band of Brothers"... you should rent it sometime

Marilyn Dean: Travis, get your gorgeous tuchus out of here.

Brooke: My sister has been through a lot...
Gary: ...of dick!

Marilyn Dean: Discover a path... that doesnt lead back here.