Movie Quotes for Astronaut+S+Wife+The+pt

Doctor S: Hey dirt bags... youre the disease and Im prescribing
  fifty ccs of kick ass.

Doctor S: Warning... Smoking marijuana will induce hallucination,
  violent behaviors and my twelve gauge shotgun up your ASS!

Scientist 3: Its like harnessing the power of the sun and youre
  playing Icarus.

Doctor S: Hey Reefer bitch, suck lead.

[first lines]
[commercial for Confederate Family Insurance]
Confederate Family Insurance Speaker: A man fills many roles in his
  lifetime: provider, protector, master of the house. As a father you
  have a vital role in your familys life. They depend on you to be
  there. We help to make sure you can fulfill that promise, because
  [pause] no matter what they call you [pause] at the end of the day
  [pause] you know youre just [pause] dad. Confederate Family
  Insurance - for over one hundred years. Protecting a people [pan
  past the Confederate Family to a slave trimming their hedges] and
  their property.

[last lines]
Children: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Confederate States
  of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation
  under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all white
  people, Amen.

[Lavana hums]
Lavana: So much pain and suffering.
Zadam: Lavana what are you talking about?
Lavana: The Shock. Theyre here.
Zadam: Lavana! Get out of the way!
[Lavana screams]
Zadam: Is everyone okay?
Mother: Yes we fine.
Zadam: Lavana! Your wings...Theyre gone.

Mary Jane: Hes eating puppies...

The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: [the Man From Small Town U.S.A. comes
  home to find a young guy having anal sex with a large breasted
  woman in the barn] You know my 14-year-old son, Rhett, but I dont
  believe youve met my Austrian-born wife, SuperSoul. Say "howdy" to
  folks out there in Movieland, family.
Rhett: Howdy.
SuperSoul: Wie gehts?
The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: [undressing] Now, son, if you plan on
  being around for your fifteenth birthday, I suggest you take out
  that thing you call a dick and let your old man show you how its
  done.

The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive.
Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it
  "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
The Phantom: No.
Salim: Twenty-five percent.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
The Phantom: Okay.
Salim: I get profits from store.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: Some profits.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store.
The Phantom: Okay. Within reason.
Salim: And... I want some of your wives.
The Phantom: How many wives you want?
Salim: Twenty.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I sleep with one wife.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: She give one pee-pee touch.
The Phantom: Okay.

Jay Barbree: [about the Mercury Seven] You knew these guys. You lived
  with these guys, you socialized with them. They were the story.
  Wally Schirra made the best textbook flight of them all. Alan
  Shepard, extremely smart. Scott Carpenter, the first scientist
  astronaut. Gordo Cooper, the best pilot of the bunch. Deke, great
  human being in every way. Gus Grissom, engineering savvy. John
  Glenn, probably the most level-headed.

Luke Shapiro: I got mad love for you shorty. That’s on the real.

Queen Catherine of Aragon: Have you no kind things to say?
King Henry VIII: Kind?
Queen Catherine of Aragon: To your wife, the mother of your child.
  You treat me so unkindly and in public neglect me.
King Henry VIII: Katherine, you must accept the inevitable. The
  weight of academic opinion is against us. We were never legally man
  and wife. And the court will decide in my favour and if the court
  does not decide in my favour, I shall denounce the pope as a
  heretic and marry whom I please.

The Jogger: What are you doing here?
Brad: To see you. Im just here to see you, my lovely wife.
The Jogger: Ex-wife.
Brad: Well whatever.

Holly Hamilton: Hey all you bloggers, it’s me, the girl on the move.
  Well my mom got her heart broken again, so we’re setting off on
  another big adventure. Thats my mom’s word for running away.

Troy McClain: [on the helicopter around New York] It took me to the
  most beautiful woman in the world, aside from my wife: the Statue
  of Liberty.

Scorpius: So, how have you been, Crichton?
John Crichton: Im good, Bob. You? The wife? The kids?
Scorpius: Busy.
John Crichton: Yeah, I hear business is booming.
Scorpius: You are right. The Scarrans and Peacekeepers are at war,
  and the Scarrans will prevail unless you help us to build a
  wormhole weapon.
John Crichton: Gee, that all sounds reasonable, Bob. Only two
  problems. No matter what you may believe I cant do it. And just as
  important - I dont think that the Peacekeepers are any better than
  the Scarrans. So make sure you validate your parking on the way
  out.
Scorpius: You will find no serenity during this conflict, Crichton.
  Examine your choices.
John Crichton: You are not listening. Wormholes - no! Weapons - no!
  Killing - no! Crichton - no.

Agent Smith: The best thing about being me... There are so many
  "me"s.
[All the doors open, lots of Smith clones step out]

Charlie Young: [telling the President that he has to practice
  throwing a baseball with a bullet proof vest on before throwing the
  first pitch out at a baseball game] Sir, everyone agrees.
President Josiah Bartlet: Like who?
Charlie Young: Leo, Josh, CJ, your wife, the Notre Dame athletic
  department...

Audition Director: Yello. Oh, hi, hon. Keep going its my wife the
  producer. Hi, hi hon. So ah... whassup hun? No, its, ah, its
  going well. Hmm, ah, yeah you know, I said I was sorry and I meant
  it. No, no. Thats why Im not gonna behave like that anymore.
  Where are you? What are you doing with him? You what? Youre saying
  to me that youre leaving me for him? This is what youre saying to
  me? Well, yes, naturally Im shocked. Of course Im shocked. I,
  ah... Does this mean that youre pulling your money out of the
  show? No. No. I will not find anybody else to put money in this
  play be... , everyone thinks its a piece of shit. Where are you
  now, be... because Im coming down there right now, Im gonna bite
  out both your throats.

Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S.,
  apparently the eighties are back.

[first lines]
District Attorney: Mr. Dufresne, describe the confrontation you had
  with your wife the night that she was murdered.
Andy Dufresne: It was very bitter. She said she was glad I knew, that
  she hated all the sneaking around. And she said that she wanted a
  divorce in Reno.

Clark Kent: My wife, the boss.
Lois Lane: I still cant believe it.
Perry White: Now, listen, you sure you two ok with this? I mean, I,
  uh, I didnt want to ruffle any feathers.
Lois Lane: Dont worry, weve already talked about it. Everythings
  fine. Really.
Perry White: Youre sure?
Clark Kent: Positive, chief. In fact, Im kind of looking forward to
  sleeping with the boss.

Witch: My mother warned me that Id be severely punished if I were to
  lose any of the beans!
The Bakers Wife, The Baker: Beans?
Witch: The special beans! I let him go, I didnt know hed stolen my
  beans! I was watching him crawl back over the wall when BANG!
  CRASH! The lighting flashed! And... well, thats another story,
  nevermind.

Bart Simpson: [dancing on the roof and singing] S-U-C-C-E-E-S, thats
  the way you spell "Success"! [falls off roof]