Movie Quotes for Area 51

Jake Townsend: You have any weapons?
Diamond Joe: Are you kidding? I may be smart, but Im still a
  redneck.

Jake Townsend: [shoots a Jeep in its grill] Thank you, PlayStation.

Diamond Joe: [about Jude] Captain Kirk stays outside.

Jake Townsend: How can I trust you?
Kronnan: I am a centurion. I have pledged my life to protect this
  planet and the Omega seed. The other, he is a rogue, a terrorist.
  The rod he carries it the switch that will detonate the seed and
  destroy us all.
Jake Townsend: What about those men and women you killed?
Kronnan: It was they who attacked me. Do you not have order on this
  planet? Arent the rules not the same?

Crispy: Aahh yeah? A little to the left.

[last lines]
Ethan Cole: We came here to rescue a small group of men. We failed. I
  failed. But their sacrifices may have saved mankind. For now.

Ethan Cole: The philosopher Sartre once said hell is other people.
  He was only half right.

[first lines]
Dr. Cray: The tides of history have left me little choice. And once
  again, science will require the sacrifice of the insignificant.

[from trailer]
Sadusky: There is a book and it has the information you need. The
  Presidents Book of Secrets. A collection of documents for
  Presidents eyes only. The truth behind the JFK conspiracy. The
  missing minutes from the Watergate tapes. And of course, Area 51.
Ben Gates: It contains all of our nations secrets. I need to see
  that book.
Sadusky: The only way youll ever see that book is if you get elected
  President.

Marshall Jack Carter: Where are you taking me? Area 51?
Allison Blake: Area 51 WISHES they had our security.

Marshall Jack Carter: Area 51 is real?
Henry Deacon: [nods] No!

Lt. Steel: I dont try em kid. I just catch em! Well let the boys
  at Area 51 figure out whos naughty and whos nice. Chicago,
  Tallahasee, Barstow, you and your outer space pals have been
  keeping me real busy. But youre *not* getting away with it *this*
  time!

Blue: Dude, Im telling you, look, theres something weird about her.
Nick: What, like Jerry Springer weird?
Blue: No, no, no, no, no. Im talking E.T., Area 51, brother from
  another planet type weird.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Gibbsll get in. Hes got clearance
  thatll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.
Agent Caitlin Kate Todd: Because he probably killed them.

Bugs Bunny: So this is Area 51?
Mother: No.
Bugs Bunny: The secret government base?
Mother: No.
Bugs Bunny: Where they keep all the aliens?
Mother: No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the
  true nature of this facility.
DJ Drake: Which is?
Mother: Area 52.

Mr. Moviefone: Conform! Free thinking is overrated! There is no Area
  51!

Buck Williams: Ivy, see if you can get Dirk Burton on the phone.
Ivy Gold: What, do you need another story from Area 51?

Area 51 Guard: [gets shot] Is that a bullet?

Bob Page: In case you were wondering, Helios intercepted your
  transmission; we accessed the Ocean Lab computers ourselves, which
  means our UCs will be operational shortly.
JC Denton: Meanwhile, we will be manufacturing a cure to the virus.
Bob Page: A cure? A cure! Do you have any idea how easy it will be
  for me to make a new virus? All I have to do is find a very large
  prime number and multiply.
JC Denton: And all we have to do is crack the code.
Bob Page: Mathematically unlikely. As are your chances of leaving the
  Ocean Lab, by the way.
JC Denton: Youre next, Page. Your greatest strength was secrecy, but
  now we know everything, including your present location.
Bob Page: Always the optimist. You would need an army to attack me at
  Area 51, and pretty soon - if the missile is accurate - your "X-51"
  will be a thin, gray smudge where Vandenberg used to be.

Area 51 Guard: Im bleeding.

President Truman: Whistling Dixie! I want this sent to Area 51 for
  study.
General: But sir, thats where were building the fake moon landing
  set.
President Truman: Then well have to really land on the moon. Invent
  NASA and tell them to get off their fannies.

Coach McGuirk: Remember what I told you about Area 51.
Brendon: Yeah, its where they store the frozen bodies of the aliens
  that landed on earth.
Coach McGuirk: What about Area 52?
Brendon: Its where they store the frozen bodies of the illegal
  aliens.
Coach McGuirk: Very good. Its also a porn movie.

Julius Levinson: Hey dont you tell him to shut up! Youd all be dead
  now if it werent for my David! None of you did anything to prevent
  this!
Gen. Gray: There was nothing we could do!
Julius Levinson: Oh dont give me that! You knew about this for a
  long time! What with that spaceship you found in New Mexico! What
  was it called... Roswell, New Mexico! And that other place... uh...
  Area 51, Area 51! You knew then! And you did nothing!
President Thomas Whitmore: Mr. Levinson, youre mistaken. There is no
  Area 51. There is no spaceship:
Albert Nimzicki: Uh... Mr. President. Thats not entirely accurate.
David Levinson: What, which part?

Area 51 Guard: Im sorry, Captain. This is a restricted area. I cant
  let you pass without clearance.
Captain Steven Hiller: Okay. Come here. You wanna see my clearance?
[shows the officer an alien wrapped up in a parachute, freaking out
  the guard]
Captain Steven Hiller: Maybe Ill just leave this here with you.
Area 51 Guard: Let them pass! Let them pass! [pause; talks to the
  other guard, freaked out] Did you see that?