Movie Quotes for Anges+Exterminateurs,+Les

Reda: You still never told me.
Commissaire Niemans: What?
Reda: The name of your dog.
Commissaire Niemans: I found an interesting name, a dangerous dogs
  name.
Reda: For a Yorkshire?
Reda: Yes, I called him... Reda!

Michèle: Le nom brodé sur les tabliers de lécole, cest comme un
  stigmate.

Les Feldick: All across the country, you know what "BUT" means...”The
  Flip side"!

Les Patterson: Hey, Nev, where were you when the shit hit the fan,
  dickhead?

Fred: I am called Fred but you can call me... for help!

Jean-Pierre: Why do we comply with orders ?

Abba: [Vikea has just given Timandahaf a "shopping" list of all the
  things she wants him to bring back from his raid. Abba walks in
  carrying a chest] Okay. Is it time to go, Im all ready!
Timandahaf: Abba, Ive told you a hundred times, this is not a
  pleasure cruise, its a business trip!
Abba: Daddy, please... pretty please? Let me come with you just this
  once and then Ill never bother you again, I promise.
Timandahaf: Well... eh... Absolutly not! No women and no children on
  board! [Abba keeps trying to get a word in] Dont argue! I have
  spoken! By Thor and Odin put together! [Abba is clearly getting
  mad] And dont you go bezerk on me, young lady! [Abba kicks down a
  shelf in frustration, which in turn knocks down the other shelves,
  destroying all the familys mugs and plates]
Vikea: Ill make you another list.

[Justforkix sees Asterix and Obelix after an intense and - to him -
  frightening 3 days of training]
Justforkix: No! Please! [Hides behind Impedimenta] Do *not* leave me
  alone with them!
Abraracourcix: [To Asterix and Obelix] Ooh, is THAT what you call
  "fantastic", "great" progress? I gave you a mission to make a man
  of him!
[Asterix and Obelix look ashamed]
Justforkix: Uh, nobody asked *me* if I *wanted* to be a man!

Obélix: [Obelix has just loaded an enormous stone into Justforkixs
  charriot as a going away present] You can keep on training with it
  back home, if you want. If you try to lift it every day, Im sure
  youll make it.
Justforkix: Yeah... I dont think so. Its impossible.
Obélix: How can you know its impossible if you dont try?

Tatave: I failed my GCSE at the first attempt !

Tatave: Our Father which art in heaven, stay up there because here
  below, what a shambles !

Jean-Pierre: [about his twenty years old brother, sent on the battle
  front] He never kissed a girl, and he does have to make war !

Myriam: [to Patrick by mail] Life does nothing, but theres nothing
  like life.

Bruno: What do you like better ? Fair-haired or dark-haired girls ?
Guy: Red-haired. Like you !

Guy: [to Bruno, whose thighs are scratched and bleeding] You looks
  like youve your periods !
Bruno: What is it ?
Guy: Well, girls pass blood once a month.
Bruno: Disgusting...
Guy: Its in the nature of things. And it doesnt prevent falling in
  love.

Patrick: [last line, to Myriam by mail] I hope well still friends
  forever

Justforkix: So, uh, when are you gonna talk to your father about
  setting me free?
Abba: As soon as you teach me to fly!
Justforkix: Uh... yeah, about that. I was just... wondering... whats
  your policy on people who... promise something and then cant...
  deliver on it?
Abba: Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there. [Gestures with her head]
[Justforkix looks up and sees a skeleton imbedded in the ice, an axe
  in its skull]
Justforkix: Aaah! What is *that?*
Abba: The last guy who lied to me. Daddy took care of him.
Justforkix: S-so how about three oclock Tuesday for your first
  flying lesson? [laughs nervously]

Myriam: [to Patrick by mail] To grow up is to achieve our childhood
  dreams.

[Abba has been told shes going to marry Olaf; the Vikings are
  dragging her and Justforkix away from each other]
Abba: Justforkix! No!
Justforkix: Abba! Dont worry, Abba, Ill take care of this - [tries
  to sound important] As the Champion of F -
Justforkix: [gets hit on the head with a club]

[the pair are in a line to get into the Viking party; Obelix is
  laughing at the Viking names being read off the roster]
Obélix: [laughing] Asterix! All their names end in "af"!
Astérix: [the Viking bellhop looks at them suspiciously] Uh...
  actually, my name is, uh, Asteraf, Obelaf!
Obélix: [doubled over, laughing] Ob-Obelaf!

LArsouille: What scares you ?
Bruno: To smell fish, like my parents.
Guy: My dad tries to scare me, but it doesnt work so bloody well !
Luc: Im scared for mine.

Olaf: [Abba was posing as a man to get onboard the viking longboat,
  but the vikings discovered her true identity. She has just made a
  lengthy speech to the all male crew about how women should have all
  the rights of men] Who is this new guy?
Timandahaf: Thats my daughter, cod brain!
Olaf: Your daughters a man?

Guy: [to Eric] Dont be pigheaded !

Luc: I often am bored, so I read a lot.
Tatave: When Im bored, I wait until it has gone.
Luc: Does it work ?
Tatave: So what...!

[Justforkix is tied to the mast on the Viking ship - he has just been
  reunited with SMS, who has flown to him from Gaul]
Abba: Hey! Cool bird! Its yours, right?
Justforkix: Uh... yeah, its... its mine alright.
Abba: Are you the Champion?
Justforkix: [trying to sound important] My name is Justforkix. Who
  are you?
Abba: Oh, yeah, sorry - Im Abba.
Justforkix: Can - can you help me?
Abba: Yeah, if I can.
[Abba sees that hes shivering - she takes off her coat, revealing
  her skimpy Vikingette dress beneath]
Justforkix: Wow!
Justforkix: [Abba wraps the coat around him] Thanks - yeah, thats
  nice. [Continues to shiver]
Abba: Are you cold?
Justforkix: N-no... Im not cold. Im... Im... afraid.
Abba: [gasps] You are so *lucky*!
Justforkix: Lucky?
Abba: To be able to fly!
Justforkix: *Fly*?
Abba: Oh, Id love to be able to fly up in the sky, and then soar
  higher and higher right up to the sun!
Justforkix: Uh...
Abba: Oh, please, teach me? Tell me your secrets?
Justforkix: Uh... if you help me get home, Ill, uh, give it a try...
Timandahaf: What is this? [to Abba] Ive told you a hundred times,
  not to talk to strangers!
Justforkix: S-s-sorry!
Timandahaf: Not *you*! *Her!*
Abba: Gee, Dad, thanks for embarrassing me in front of the hostage!