Movie Quotes for Alfalfa

Scott Calvin: [after Comet passes gas] Comet! Next time we fly, go
  easy on the alfalfa, will you?

Max Bialystock: Im drowning here! Im going down for the last time!
  I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a
  weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... Im running
  through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the
  alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back
  porch... And I hear her calling out to me...”Alvin, dont forget
  your chores! The wood needs a-cordin and the cows need a-milkin!
  Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"... Wait a minute. My names not
  Alvin. Thats not my life. Someone elses life is flashing before
  my eyes. What the hell is that about? Im not a hillbilly, I grew
  up in the Bronx. Leos taken everything from me... Even my past!

[Regarding Cappy]
Hamtaro: May all your dreams be of Alfalfa!

Bartender: I never saw anyone get buzzed off of orange juice.
Sheldon: Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid
  alfalfa in, its blast off time.

[Dr. L. Abbott is doodling an Alfalfa Gets Geronimod stick figure
  with an arrow through its head as Louises voice drones ever
  onwards into somnolent bliss]
Louise: The proliferation of 15 minute coffee breaks to include more
  than three per day or the extension of said breaks to encompass
  greater than 20 minutes of downtime in the span of a three hour
  period should be avoided.
[Dr. H. Abbott is reading along with his own highbrowed superfluidity
  of speech in a resounding No! of silent-mouthed head shaking. Dr.
  L. Abbott is bored out of her wits]
Dr. Harold Abbott: Thank you, Louise. Ahhhh, moving onto this months
  management topics.
Dr. Linda Abbott: You mean theres something left uncovered in the
  October management summit of 2003? Im stunned.

Gil Grissom: A girl... in a culvert pipe... at a highway construction
  site... in the middle of an alfalfa field...
[turns to Brass]
Gil Grissom: You got anything to add?
Captain Jim Brass: Nothing as poetic.

Tommy: Richard, whos your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa?... Or is
  it SPANKY? [chuckles as Richard covers his face] Sinner.

Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard Hayden: Um, going over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? Geez, I dont see them!
Richard Hayden: Theyre... in my briefcase.
Tommy: How can you be reading documents, when theyre in youre
  briefcase? Hmm... thats a mystery!
Richard Hayden: Ok then, lets hit it.
Tommy: Richard! Were you watching, "Spank-tra-vision?" Maybe you were
  watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name?
  Buddy... Whackett?
Richard Hayden: Ok, lets get some shut-eye.
Tommy: Say! Thats a pretty girl down there!
Richard Hayden: Good for her.
Tommy: Gee, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees!
Richard Hayden: Couldnt tell ya.
[Later that night]
Tommy: Big day tomorrow. Hope we can keep this momentum goin.
Richard Hayden: Yup. Thatd be good.
Tommy: Richard... Whos youre favorite little rascal? Alfalfa? Or is
  it Spanky? *Giggles*
Tommy: Sinner.

Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!
Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!

[Delivering Alfalfas letter to Darla]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit.
  Youre scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Dont worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: [waves nervously] Yeah, uh... see ya!

Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why youre so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

Alfalfa: Look!
[Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very
  fast]
Woim: I dont see nothin.
Butch: Come on, you doink!
[they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa]

Alfalfa: Im usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, Im
  willing to make an exception!
[punches Butch and he falls in the mud]

Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Spankys Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isnt here.
Alfalfas Dad: Im sorry, Spanky, Alfalfas not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
Alfalfa: Darn.

Stymie: Youre not thinkin about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
Alfalfa: I wonder if shes not thinking of me, too?

George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads
  stole our racer!
Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!
Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!

Alfalfa: [to Spanky] Dont talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you
  Judas Priest!

Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their
  lady fair!

Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you,
  Alfalfa!"

Darla: Alfalfa, thats a part of you Ive never seen before!

[last lines]
George: Were gonna get a little place.
Lennie: Okay, yeah, were gonna get a little place and wre gonna...
George: We gonna...
Lennie: ...have...
George: [Lennie mouths what he says] Were gonna have a cow, and some
  pigs, and were gonna have, maybe-maybe, a chicken. Down in the
  flat, well have a little field of...
Lennie: Field of alfalfa for the rabbits.
George: ...for the rabbits.
Lennie: And I get to tend the rab...
[George shoots Lennie to death in the head and grieves over him]

Al: Hey Steve, too bad Alfalfa is dead or else he could play you in
  the movie of your life.

Herbert T. Gillis: [Picking up a dress and demonstrating a sexy walk]
  Like this, Doc. Like you have a crop of hay on one hip and a crop
  of alfalfa on the other and when you start moving you start
  rotating the crops!