Movie Quotes for 8+1/2+X+11

[from trailer]
Ryder: Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say.

Walter Garber: Well, I can tell you that you are dealing with one of
  the old-time bureaucracy, I know that. I mean, it takes time.
Ryder: Well youd better fix the bureaucracy. Because when the time
  comes, these motherfuckers, these out there, are gonna go real
  quick.

[from trailer]
Ryder: Now someone else has to die!

Ryder: We all owe God a debt!
Walter Garber: Thats not true Ryder!

Anton Chekhov: Any idiot can face a crisis - its day to day living
  that wears you out.

John: Every time I see you, youre buying a chicken.
Elizabeth: Every time I see you, youre smiling at me.

John: You work and you work and you work. You meet with people you
  dont like, that you dont know, that you dont even want to know.
  And you try to sell them things and they try to sell you things,
  you go home, you listen to the wife nag and the kids bitch. You
  turn off the T.V., you wake up the next day and you do it all over
  again. But Ill tell you, the only thing that keeps me going is
  this chick. Ive got this incredible chick on the side you see, and
  she is so hot, I can hardly believe it. Shes got one of those
  heart-shaped asses. Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped
  ass?

Chinatown Shopper: [after Elizabeth asks to pack chickens]
  What...what are you going to do with them? Eat them.
Elizabeth: We are planning for the proper burial. [laughs]

Elizabeth: How did you know? How did you know Id respond to you the
  way I have?
John: I saw myself in you.

Masterpiece Video Customer: Im looking for a copy of 8 1/2.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yessir! Is it a new release, sir?
Masterpiece Video Customer: No, its the classic Italian film.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Let me look that up on the computer for you,
  sir! [fiddles with computer] Yes, here it is - 9 1/2 Weeks with
  Mickey Rourke. Its in our "Erotic Dramas" section.
Masterpiece Video Customer: No, not "9 1/2", 8 1/2, the Fellini film.
Masterpiece Video Clerk: Ill check that for you sir. How do you
  spell the actors name - F-I-L-E-E-P-E-E...?

Mark: Youre losing it. A year ago youd already be re-enacting the
  kitchen scene from "9 1/2 Weeks". Course, my own sex lifes more
  like 8 1/2 Weeks - Fellini meets Psycho. Scary.

[watching the video for "Real Love" by Slaughter]
Beavis: Whoa, thats that Brenda bitch from Beverly Hills
  9-0-2-3-5-8-7-8-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-82-65...
[Butt-head smacks him in the head]
Beavis: Aaaa! 2-1-0. Heh-heh-heh.

Ray Wilkins: [doing push-ups] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...
Ray Wilkins: 9... Brandon. 10
Ray Wilkins: 11... Brandon. Come on, count with me.
Clown Voice: [Clown whisphers in room] Hey you. Come here.
  Heheheheh... [Ray looks under the bed]
Clown Voice: Gotcha. [pulls Ray in] Come on. Lets play.
Clown Voice: Hey, what are you doing.
Ray Wilkins: Uncle Ra... Rays got a game for you.
Clown Voice: Hey, get your finger out of there.
Ray Wilkins: Tickle, Tickle. Tickle.
Ray Wilkins: [Clowns tries to run] You running from Uncle Ray.
Ray Wilkins: Heres a balloon aminal. Dada... dada... dada.
Clown Voice: Aaaahhhh.

Detective Roy Kincaid: What is this Group 1, Group 4 business?
Dr. Mike Rhodes: Well, you see, medical science has discovered that
  human blood is divided into four different groups, #1 being the
  most rare and #4 the most common,. We must see to it that certain
  of these types are not mixed in the transfusion.
Detective Roy Kincaid: Then would you say that whoever came into
  Rodgers room to kill him was looking for #1 blood?
Dr. Mike Rhodes: Its possible. Thats why I think the coronor made a
  mistakre in his report, so do you mind if I make a test of these
  stains for myself?
Detective Roy Kincaid: No, go ahead,, Doc. 1,2,4,7,11 - it doesnt
  matter to me. All I know is this poor guys number was up!

Cortana: [after seeing Gravemind] What... is that?
Gravemind: I... I am a monument to all your sins...
Arbiter: [Struggling]
The Master Chief: Relax. Id rather not piss this thing off.
Arbiter: Demon!
Gravemind: This one is machine and nerve and has its mind concluded;
  this one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded...
Arbiter: Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time
  with talk!
Gravemind: There is much talk... and I have listened through rock and
  metal and time... Now I shall talk and you shall listen...
2401 Penitent Tangent: Greetings! I am 2401 Penitent Tangent, I am
  the monitor of installation 05...
Prophet of Regret: -and I am the Prophet of Regret, Counsil of most
  high, heirarch of the Covenant!
2401 Penitent Tangent: [looks at Master Chief] A reclaimer, here? At
  last! We have much to do! This facility must be activated if we are
  to control this outbreak!
Prophet of Regret: Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my
  sermon is complete!
2401 Penitent Tangent: Not true! This installation has a successful
  utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and 1 actual. It is
  ready to fire on demand.
Prophet of Regret: Of all the objects that our Lords left behind,
  there are none so worthless as these Oracles! They know nothing of
  the Great Journey!
2401 Penitent Tangent: And you know nothing about containment! You
  have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic
  protocols!
Gravemind: This ones Containment, and this ones Great Journey are
  the same... Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed
  existence, but you will find no salvation on this ring...

Cortana: [after seeing Gravemind] What... is that?
Gravemind: I... I am a monument to all your sins...
Arbiter: [Struggling]
The Master Chief: Relax. Id rather not piss this thing off.
Arbiter: Demon!
Gravemind: This one is machine and nerve and has its mind concluded;
  this one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded...
Arbiter: Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time
  with talk!
Gravemind: There is much talk... and I have listened through rock and
  metal and time... Now I shall talk and you shall listen...
2401 Penitent Tangent: Greetings! I am 2401 Penitent Tangent, I am
  the monitor of installation 05...
Prophet of Regret: -and I am the Prophet of Regret, Counsil of most
  high, heirarch of the Covenant!
2401 Penitent Tangent: [looks at Master Chief] A reclaimer, here? At
  last! We have much to do! This facility must be activated if we are
  to control this outbreak!
Prophet of Regret: Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my
  sermon is complete!
2401 Penitent Tangent: Not true! This installation has a successful
  utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and 1 actual. It is
  ready to fire on demand.
Prophet of Regret: Of all the objects that our Lords left behind,
  there are none so worthless as these Oracles! They know nothing of
  the Great Journey!
2401 Penitent Tangent: And you know nothing about containment! You
  have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic
  protocols!
Gravemind: This ones Containment, and this ones Great Journey are
  the same... Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed
  existance, but you will find no salvation on this ring. Those that
  built this place knew what they wraught. Do not mistake their
  intent or all will perish as they did before
The Master Chief: This thing is right; Halo is a weapon. Your
  prophets are making a big mistake
Arbiter: Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred rings,
  Demon. It shall not harm another!
Gravemind: If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to
  you. [to the Chief] You will search one likely spot, [to the
  Arbiter] and you will search another. Fate may have placed us as
  foes, but this ring will make is brothers.

Alan Bradley: Im a little suprised you turned down the level six
  programming position.
Jet Bradley: Look dad, I know youre disappointed.
Alan Bradley: Damn right Im disappointed, I pulled a lot of strings
  to get you that offer.
Jet Bradley: Life is short pop, I plan to enjoy it.
Alan Bradley: You sound like Flynn. Ma3a, run a security diagonostic.
Ma3a: Yes Alan One.
Alan Bradley: Results?
Ma3a: A virus has infected the system via e-mail. Lab drives 1, 2,
  and 4 infected.
Alan Bradley: Jet, well have to continue this conversation later.
  [Jet suddenly listens to someone enter Alans lab] This is a
  restricted area you just cant barge in here!
Jet Bradley: Dad? Dad!
Alan Bradley: Get your hands off me!
Jet Bradley: Dad can you hear me? [phone cuts off so Jet heads to
  Alans lab] Ma3a wheres my father?
Ma3a: Alan Two, I require immediate assistance!
Jet Bradley: What do you mean?
Ma3a: Contingency protocol activated.

Tony Benatatos: [after lowering the station flag to 1/2 mast] I dont
  want to ever have to put that thing at 1/2 mast again for the rest
  of my career. Thats it.

David Trilling: Ill never... give you the code.
Travis Dane: Our psychological profile on you says you will. However,
  if you wish to prove that profile incorrect, watch closely as an
  intensly hot needle penetrates the lens of one of the most
  beautiful eyes in the world. The needlepoint will pass through the
  lens with, very little difficulty. The heat will cauterize and seal
  the wound, but will continue to transfer heat into the fluid of the
  eye. The fluid comes to a boil, and the eyeball itself... explodes.
David Trilling: J B N... 1, 2 1.

Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe Im off my hinges, but I believe you.
  Thats why Im gonna let you go. Im gonna give you to the count of
  three to get your lousy, lyin, low-down, four flushing carcass OUT
  my door! 1... 2... [Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster] 3.
  Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. [fires again] And a Happy New
  Year. [Fires again]

Jack Roberts [Chs. 1-2]: Hey, what are you guys doing in those Nazi
  uniforms?
First Nazi: Its time you learned you are working for the Axis.
Second Nazi: You are on a German ship; you are going to be put on a
  Japanese submarine.
First Nazi: Our captain wishes to pay military respect to our ally.
  Is your luggage ready?
Phil Corrigan: I think its about time for the United States to take
  over dont you think, Roberts?

Camille: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 5,6,7,8.
Britney: 1, 2, 3,4... Thats the best you got?

Britney: Hey Amber.
Amber: Hey what?
Everybody: Introduce yourself!
Amber: No way!
Everybody: Introduce yourself!
Amber: Ok... 1,2,3,4,5, my name is Amber and I say "hi". 6,7,8,9,10,
  back it up and meet my friend. Hey Winnie!
Winnie: Hey what?
Everybody: Introduce yourself!
Winnie: No way!
Everybody: Introduce yourself.
Winnie: Ok. 1,2,3,4,5, my name is Winnie and I say "hi". 6,7,8,9,10,
  back it up and meet my friend. Hey Britney.
Britney: Hey what?
Everybody: Introduce yourself!
Britney: No way.
Everybody: Introduce yourself!
Britney: Ok. Sha boo ya, sha sha sha boo ya, roll call. My name is
  Britney. I cheer so strong. And when I shake it, you better bring
  it on. Sha boo ya, sha sha sha boo ya, break it down now.
Sierra: Im Sierra! And...
[Sierra quits when she realized theyve stopped]

Ted Mosby: How do you know shes from a different area code?
Barney Stinson: Shes 5-1-6! She might dress like shes 7-1-8, act
  like shes 2-1-2, but trust me... shes 5-1-6! Oh and her husband
  letting her out alone on St. Patties Day, if that dudes not
  9-7-3. Im 3-0-7!

Yurine: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... it is 10. Sway
  to and fro, sway. RELEASE!