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6½+(1998)
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Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: [the guys are writing a letter to Santa]
Michael Showalter: Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you
guys. Dear Santa...
Michael Ian Black: [interrupting] No, no, no. I mean, youre not on a
first name basis with the guy.
Michael Showalter: [crumpling letter] Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I
have just about really had it up to here with your condescension.
You write it!
Michael Ian Black: [writing letter] Dear Kris Kringle...
David Wain: [interrupting] No, no, no. Thats way too formal. We want
him to think were cool.
Michael Ian Black: [crumpling letter] Oh, just screw it, okay? I am
sick to death of trying to please you, you fucking kike! You write
it!
David Wain: [writing letter] Whats up, dude?
Michael Ian Black: Perfect.
Santa: [cut to Santa reading the letter] Whats up, dude? These guys
are pretty cool.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Ian Black: Hey, look what I found on the street, a kitty cat.
[holds up cat]
David Wain: Look at him! Hes so cute!
Michael Showalter: Whats his name?
Michael Ian Black: I thought we could call him Flava Flav.
Michael Showalter: Oh, like the rapper?
Michael Ian Black: No, my grandfathers name was Flava Flav.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Angel: I come to spread peace.
Michael Showalter: Yeah, well how bout you spread that angel ass and
let me get up on there.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: Hey Mike... is that your final answer?
David Wain: Suddenly Im here with Regis! Right there!
Michael Ian Black: Hey hey hey... Id like to use a lifeline.
Michael Showalter: Hey hey hey... dont do that. Wouldnt be prudent.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Ian Black: [trying to rake leaves, but holding rake upside
down] Its not working!
Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will
take me forever. The bag is too small.
David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where are the leaves anyway? I feel
like Im in hell.
Michael Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature!
Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother of God!
David Wain: Mother Id like to fuck!
Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature.
Mother Nature: Hows the yard work going boys?
Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it
would be.
David Wain: [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would
you like to have a drink with me?
Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] You need to be at one with
nature. Maybe this will help. [snaps fingers] ["Dont Tell Me" by
Madonna starts playing]
Michael Ian Black: Madonna!
Michael Showalter: I love this song.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Angel: (Jumps in Davids back)Come on Im gonna fill you up! Turn
over baby, Im gonna cum all over your tits. Have you heard of
Touched by an Angel? This is Fucked by an Angel.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: Wait! You cant burn a baby!
David Wain: Havent you heard of Vietnam? All we did over there was
burn babies. Now come on, give me a hand.
Michael Showalter: I guess youre right.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: Im really happy for you all. I just wish my day
was as good as yours.
Michael Ian Black: Well thats your problem. Fuck you!
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: [Repeated Lines]
David Wain: Sorry, Mike. I didnt mean to hit you.
Michael Showalter: I dont even wanna hear it, David. (Michael
proceeds to savagely beat David with everyone else joining in)
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Ian Black: Whoa whoa whoa hold on guys hold on. We dont want
a problem here, nobody wants a problem. Now I think the way to
resolve this is maybe for you and your friends to go home and suck
on your mommas flabby tit. How bout that?
Baseball Player #3: Oh, youre dead... youre all dead.
David Wain: [shouts] Youre the one whos gonna be dead,
motherfucker! Youre the ones, motherfucker!
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: So, how was the assfucking?
Michael Ian Black: I thought it really hurt. She cut me right in
half.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Ian Black: That was great, we should use that for STELLA.
Michael Showalter: (turns to camera)We Just did.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: David Wain: Hey, Mike! If you need us, were gonna be in the bedroom
makin stains.
Girl #2: Oh my God! Hes gonna off himself!
Michael Ian Black: Michael, this is a really bad time for this!
Michael Showalter: Well Im sorry.
David Wain: Sorrys not good enough dickweed! These girls, they want
us to put it in their butt.
Michael Showalter: Fine, Ill make the coffee.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: Im starving. Whats for lunch?
David Wain: Michael, theres all sorts of delicious foods to be found
in the woods if you just know where to look for them. Like, take a
look at this. [gestures to frankfurters lying on the ground]
Michael Showalter: Great, frankfurters! Lets make a fire and cook
em.
David Wain: Okay, you two go look for wood and meet back here in five
minutes.
Michael Ian Black: Okay, what are you gonna do?
David Wain: Im gonna stay here and rub one out.
Michael Ian Black: Great.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael: What is truth?
Michael Showalter: A leaf on a tree.
Michael: The sound of waves hitting the side of a boat.
David Wain: I can suck my own dick!
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: David Wain: Im bored. [grabs knife and holds it to throat]
Michael Showalter: David, wait!
David Wain: But Im bored.
Michael: Im bored too. [holds knife to Davids throat]
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Pizza Guy: You think Im some sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck? Is
that what you think? You think Im some sloppy wet pussy for you to
fuck?
Michael Ian Black: I dont think that.
Michael Showalter: I dont think that.
David Wain: I kind of think that.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: I just threw your dog out the window... again.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Pizza Guy: I got your pizza pie right here. Twenty bucks.
Michael Showalter: We dont have this money.
Pizza Guy: [drops pizza box and puts cigarette out on hand] We got a
real problem here, dont we boys?
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: Michael Showalter: [flinging himself across the couch] This seat is
taken.
Movie Name: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
Quote: John: [the guys are getting ready to burn a baby. John runs in from
nowhere] No! No! [grabs baby and throws it]
Michael Ian Black: You asshole! That was our kindling!
Michael Showalter: Hey, nifty spiral dude. Did you play college ball?
David Wain: Whats your name?
John: John.
David Wain: Oh, thats, thats a beautiful name.
Michael Ian Black: Is that Navajo?
Michael Showalter: Hey, hey, John, John. D-D-Did you ever suck a
dogs dick?
Movie Name: Hes Just Not That Into You (2009)
Quote: Gigi: I think Ive figured it out. Remember when I went out with that
notary public and he cheated on me and then Anastasia from upstairs
told me about how her boyfriend cheated on her in the beginning
then he totally changed and now theyre married and crazy in love?
Beth: I thought that guy was a process server.
Gigi: No notary. Anyway my point is, Anastasia is the exception, not
the rule. We have to stop listening to these stories because they
rule is most guys who cheat on you up front dont really care about
you very much.
Janine: Ok.
Gigi: Ok, Ok. Exhibit A. Chad the drummer who lived in a storage
space. He only used me for rides and yet I continued to stalk him
for most of 1998. Then oh, um, there was Don, that broke up with me
every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. I was
delusional about that relationship. I used to refer to him as my
husband to random people, like my dental hygienist. Anyway, all my
friends used to tell me about how things might work out with these
dipsticks because they knew someone, who knew someone, who dated a
dipstick just like mine. That girl ended up getting married and
living happily ever after. That the exception and were not the
exception were the rule.
Movie Name: Fanboys (2008)
Quote: Windows: Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all time!
Eric: In the history of cinema?
Windows: Hes Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
Eric: Deckard from Blade Runner.
Windows: Yes. Exactly. Greatest actor of all time. Hes never done a
bad movie.
[the van drives by a billboard for the 1998 movie "Six Days, Seven
Nights"]
Movie Name: Fanboys (2008)
Quote: [title card]
Title card/crawl: The year is 1998 and it is a period of galactic
civil war. Scratch that. Theres no civil war. That would be crazy.
However, the past fifteen years have been a dark time for Star Wars
fans.
Title card/crawl: But there is hope. A new Star Wars film is on the
horizon. In 199 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes and 29 seconds the most
anticipated movie of all time will be released.
Title card/crawl: In the remote state of Ohio, two best friends and
lifelong Star Wars fans have drifted apart. Little do they know
that on Halloween night, their paths will cross again...
Title card/crawl: Ever wonder why these words are flying? Maybe
aliens in another galaxy will one day read this and think WTF?
Title card/crawl: sent from my iPhone.
Movie Name: Tropic Thunder (2008)
Quote: Rick Peck: You cant be serious?
Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your
pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd
runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And youre asking if Im
SERIOUS?
