Movie Quotes for 5+Branded+Women

Ellen Pierce: [a match-maker] You give me 3 days and I will find the
  woman you will marry.
Ted: No, thanks. I dont need an algorithm to meet women. Its New
  York, you know. Plenty of fish in the sea!
Ellen Pierce: [mocking him] Plenty of fish in the sea!
[grabs a calculator form the desk and starts clicking away]
Ellen Pierce: Theres 9 million people in New York. 4.5 million
  women. Of course, you want to meet someone roughly your own age -
  lets say plus, minus 5 years. So if you take into account the most
  recent census data that leaves us with 482,000 women. But wait! 48%
  of those are already in relationships and then you have to
  eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor and compatibility.
  And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends and the relatives.
  And, oh, you cant forget those lesbians. And then that leaves us
  with 8 women.
[pushes calculator screen into Teds face]
Ted: [starts to get concerned] That cant be right! Eight? Really?
  Eight?
Ellen Pierce: There are 8 fish in that big blue ocean, Ted. And if
  you feel confident that you can reel one into your boat without me,
  theres the door.
Ted: Do you take credit cards?

[last lines]
John Sheridan: Ten years. Ten years since the world changed. Ten
  years since I changed. But it feels like I never left the place.
  Babylon 5 is a place of beginnings and endings. I wonder which this
  will be.

Jayne Eastwood: I became a Catholic after much research and
  soul-searching. I hate that word, "soul searching", but I suppose
  it was. It took me about ten years to become Catholic. I dont
  know, it just strikes a real truth in me and Ive always been
  searching for the truth. And I found it there. I think thats
  something we all share in common in Women Fully Clothed: if it
  isnt true, it isnt going to fly. Thats a big thing in all
  acting, comedy, drama, and actually all art. Its getting at the
  center, the spine of it.

Mike Goldberg: Silvas an intense dude. Anderson Silva has fought and
  beaten most around the world. The Crippler Chris Leben. 5 and 0 in
  the UFC. And here we go! Welcome to the Octagon, Anderson Silva.
  Tonights clock is sponsored by Xbox 360. Just kind of threw Leben
  aside that time. But you can tell with those jabs, and they are
  right handed jabs because both of these fighters are South Paws
  Joe, but the reach advantage a definitive one for Anderson Silva.
Joe Rogan: Hes excellent at angles and is a great striker. Moves
  well, hes really good at moving in and out and changing timing...
  good head kick! Oh, caught him and Chris Lebens rocked.
Mike Goldberg: And Leben goes down! Oh, Silva should have jumped in
  and finished it. He may do it right here! Leben is rocked. He was
  stunned...
Joe Rogan: He was rocked bad. I thought it was over.
Mike Goldberg: Oh, he is in big trouble. Chris Leben goes down again.
Joe Rogan: Thats it. Wow!
Mike Goldberg: And it is all over!
Joe Rogan: Wow!
Mike Goldberg: It is all over! The debut of Anderson Silva lasts less
  than one minute.
Joe Rogan: Thats what I was talking about. This is a different kind
  of striker. Man! Man, that was impressive! I mean, Chris Leben
  takes a tremendous punch. Anderson Silva just moved on him... gave
  him angles... caught him coming in. Took him apart. I mean, wow! I
  dont think anybody thought that was gonna happen. That was very
  impressive.

Frida: Can you hear what hes saying? And just think, we grew up
  together...
Fotis: What? When I was born, you were on your high school 5 day
  trip!
Frida: If you make one more comment about my age...
Fotis: Which is?
Frida: 26
Thomas Voulinos: Frida...
Frida: 26 and Im not negotiating it!
Thomas Voulinos: Ok to strangers, but we are family.
Frida: Uncle Im 26. Im not going to say it again.
Fotis: Yeah dad. Shes been telling you for 10 years!

Olivia de Havilland: [acceptance speech on receiving the Legend
  award] Lots of lovely things have happened to me in my long life,
  but I never dreamed that I would ever be designated a "legend". To
  begin with, I always thought you had to be dead to receive that
  distinction, but Premiere magazine has proved me mistaken. And I
  cannot tell you how delighted I am that it has dubbed me a legend.
  There have been many women who have become legends in past times,
  all of whom, I like to think, are together in the great beyond
  living in a beautiful palace of gold and crystal. And when my time
  comes to ascend to the upper realms - we hope that is the direction
  in which I will go! - I shall expect to find at the admissions desk
  an invitation to dwell with them, and if I should not find an such
  an invitation awaiting me, I shall storm the gates! And if these
  should suddenly and violently be thrust open by an irate and
  imperious Queen Elizabeth the first - looking strangely like Bette
  Davis - demanding of me my credentials, I shall tell her, on
  September the 14th, in the year 2004, I was designated a legend by
  Premiere magazine! And then I shall say to her, and who may I ask
  are you? Im so pleased. I thank you, again and again. Love and
  kisses to all.

[last lines]
GKar: [about to leave the Liandra for Babylon 5] Its quite a place.
  A place of good times and bad, of pain and growth, but in the end a
  place of great hope. - But if you ever do come aboard, remember one
  thing: No one there is exactly what he seems. But then, who is?

Dr. Sullivan "Sully" Travis, "Dr. T": Women are *incapable* of being
  bad luck by themselves. Its men make em that way.

Nick Marshall: Women are crazy! Who would want to do that again?

Bree Davis: You see women all day, every day. How do they keep from
  just runnin together?
Dr. Sullivan "Sully" Travis, "Dr. T": I think every single woman Ive
  ever met has got somethin special about her, somethin that sets
  her apart from the rest.
Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says theres no two alike, I
  guess theres no two alike!

J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule!

Nick Marshall: Okay, now, we apply the hot wax to the hairy area.
[puts glob of wax on his leg]
Nick Marshall: Oh oh, hot, hot, hot! Okay, okay... next... we apply
  the cloth strip onto the waxed area.
[pats down the strip over the wax]
Nick Marshall: [lifts his eyebrows] Hey, that actually feels kinda
  nice. Dunno why women hate waxing their legs. Okay, in one smooth
  motion, pull strip in the opposite direction of the growth. Thats
  up, so... 1, 2, 3!
[yanks off the cloth]
Nick Marshall: Ooowwwww!

[waxing]
Nick Marshall: Oh... This is nice, I dont understand why women
  complain about waxing.

Nick Marshall: [trying to convice his psychiatrist that he can hear
  what women think] You dont believe me? Pick a number.
J.M. Perkins: Alright. A number between one and...?
Nick Marshall: A million, why not?
J.M. Perkins: Between one and a million, alright. [Closes her eyes
  and concentrates]
Nick Marshall: Six-hundred and eighty-four thousand, nine-hundred
  ninety-eight, ninety nine. [Psychiatrists eyes flash open]
Nick Marshall: Want to make a decision here?

Palmira: You can say with safety that nowadays women have finally
  acknowledged their position of not liking men. We could say now
  that women dont like men. They can acknowledge that they prefer
  the company of their own kind. I think we can also say generally
  that most men do not like other men. Most men prefer to like women.
  So women are the most liked by the most people. Men love women,
  women love children, and children love hamsters. A one-way slide.
  There is little going back the other way. Can hamsters love
  children? I leave you to deduce the rest.

Michael Alfredo Garibaldi: [upon seeing Captain Lochleys hologram]
  Okay, Im as offended as you are. But I can see why a lot of guys
  would rent this particular image.
Jacob Mayhew: Actually, it was mainly women.

Tokalah: [Indians are arguing if they should kill the women] Should I
  let them kill you?
Anna Brewster-Morgan: Do you want them to?

Carol Burnett: I personally prefer the kind of movies where dog
  collars are worn by dogs, not women, and a man may break you heart,
  but never your neck.

Shirley Jones: Ive played hundreds of descent, caring, women over
  the years but it took the role of an exploited, used, and abused
  prostitute in Elmer Gantry to win me an Oscar. I guess you might
  say nice girls finish last!

Roseanne: I always notice at the end of those Black Stallion and
  Flipper movies, they always have a little card that says: "No
  Animals Were Hurt or Exploited in the Making of this Film." I guess
  they dont have one of those for women.

[first lines]
Jane: Rumors are still running rampant in Earth Dome as President
  Luis Santiago continues his journey to Babylon 5. While the
  president is scheduled to present a new fighter wing to the
  station, many believe his real reason for the visit is to build
  support for his new alien immigration and trade agreements, which
  have met with strong opposition in the Senate.

Alfred Bester: Much as it might offend their sense of perspective,
  not everything is about Babylon 5.

Jo March: I find it poor logic to say that because women are good,
  women should vote. Men do not vote because they are good; they vote
  because they are male, and women should vote, not because we are
  angels and men are animals, but because we are human beings and
  citizens of this country.
Mr. Mayer: You should have been a lawyer, Miss March.
Jo March: I should have been a great many things, Mr. Mayer.

[first lines]
announcement: Liner White Star, arriving from Earth, is now docking
  in Bay 5...

[first lines]
Delenn: Marcus. Marcus. The transport has arrived. We have to send
  her back to Babylon 5. Its dangerous to keep her here. Were
  almost at Mars.
Ranger Marcus Cole: [at Ivanovas bedside] She would want to be here
  for the battle, conscious or otherwise.
Delenn: I know. But we must do whats best for her.
Ranger Marcus Cole: Shes dying. What is there to do?
Delenn: Make her comfortable in her last hours. We cannot do that
  here. On Babylon 5, they will see to all her needs - as long as she
  has them.