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40+Days+And+40+Nights
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Ryan: One - you cant do it. You just cant. This isnt a personal
attack towards you, Im just saying that no man can do it, it goes
against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his
seed. Youre gonna piss off the seeds Matt! It goes against
science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
Matt: And two?
Ryan: And two, are you out of your fucking mind? Youre the guy who
cant finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your
brother put you up to this?
Matt: No - in fact hes been about as supportive as you are. Look,
this doesnt affect you in any way.
Ryan: Oh, this affects everybody...
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Mandy: [Mandy describes to Matt the importance of womens power of
abstinence] Women have been doing this since... the beginning. Its
all part of the system. But youre taking the power and youre
fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we cant let this
happen, hmm?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: [on why Matt has to tell Erica about his vow]
Ryan: Dude, youve got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two
dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and
youre a homo.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Ryan: Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now but...
Matt: I do not have any Nicole issues.
[Ryan picks up an old picture of Matt and Nicole]
Ryan: Hi, Im one of the many pictures of Nicole that still infest
Ryan and Matts apartment after six months. I mean shes hot Matt,
I dont mind looking at her, all Im saying is - you have issues.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Jerry Anderson: Ive jerked off three times since lunch and Ive
still got this fucking hard-on.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: Listen, isnt part of the priestly thing giving relationship
advice?
John Sullivan: Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no. Part of the
priestly thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex,
remember?
Matt: Its funny. I didnt say a thing about sex.
John Sullivan: Sure you did...
Matt: No, I didnt. I guess thinking about sex *is* part of the
priestly thing - at least for some.
John Sullivan: Get out.
Matt: Fine.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: And two?
Ryan: And two, are you out of your goddamn mind? Youre the guy who
cant finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? It goes
against nature, it goes against science - you want to be the guy
who goes against science? Youre gonna piss off the seeds Matt!
Matt: Look, this doesnt affect you in any way!
Ryan: Oh, this affects everybody...
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan: Dude, youre action packed with issues.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: Fuck yeah! Bitch.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Erica: If I told you, "Dont think about the color red", what would
you think about?
Matt: Sex.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: [in the toilet, Matt discovers that Jerry is in the next booth
masturbating]
Matt: Jerry?
Jerry Anderson: Jerry is not here right now, can I take a message?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: [Ryan finds his porn stash that Matt hid in a basket]
Ryan: Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple
of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn,
Matt, what the fuck is going on.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Duncan: Matt look at yourself, your life is shit.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Ryan: This is a photocopy of Candys ass? Youre gonna call her,
right?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Ryan: 1 - you cant do it. You cant. This isnt a personal attack
towards you, Im just saying that no man can do it, it goes against
nature? The male was biologically designed to spread his seed,
Matt. Youre gonna piss off the seeds man? It goes against science.
You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: You stupid, stupid... silly little person.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Ryan: Do you like her?
Matt: Yeah.
Ryan: So why do you not wanna fuck her?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: I almost fucked an outlet today.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Candy: [describing the typical sexuality of men] Theyre like
animals; their whole lives revolve around their penises.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Bagel Guy: Yeah, fire in the hole.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: You gotta... You gotta light a candle or something.
John Sullivan: Im not gonna light a candle so you can feel better
about getting laid!
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Duncan: She said I looked like Lionel Ritchie.
Neil: Well thats great!
Duncan: No its not.
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Nicole: Hey, Bagel Guy.
The Bagel Guy: You know my name?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Matt: Wait, wait. Dont go to sleep yet. We got to talk about
something. [pause] Stickers. Do you like stickers?
Movie Name: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
Quote: Walter Sullivan: Theyre grown men theyre old enough to know that
their mothers machine is still running.
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