Movie Quotes for 3rd Rock From The Sun

Phillip: You really have great skin. You probably stay away from the
  sun.
Harry Solomon: Well, after almost crashing into it, you learn your
  lesson.

August: Okay, my family came to America in 1852 on a Dutch schooner.
  How about yours?
Tommy Solomon: Well, um, my great-grandfather, uh... escaped from the
  Nazis through the Alps with his family and their singing nanny.
August: Uh, Tommy.
Tommy Solomon: Yeah.
August: Thats The Sound of Music.
Tommy Solomon: Yeah, I know. And dont think that were not suing!

Harry Solomon: Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. The Big
  Giant Head is unable to take your call at this time. You must wait
  until your call is answered in the order it was recieved.

[Repeated line]
Harry Solomon: Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!

Harry Solomon: So what are you in here for?
Man: The police think Im crazy because I told them I was from the
  planet Circon 9.
Harry Solomon: Do you know Steve?

Harry Solomon: [regarding the five day silence they just took part
  in] Boy, it sure feels good to be able to talk again.
Tommy Solomon: Yeah.
Harry Solomon: [after a LONG silence] In the quietness, I kinda
  noticed how good looking you are.
Tommy Solomon: [slowly leaving his chair and the room] O... k.
  Thanks... Harry. [runs out the room]

Dr. Dick Solomon: I just feel tingly all over! And thats not just
  the lead paint talking...

Dr. Mary Albright: If were over the hill, we might as well enjoy the
  ride down.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Thank you for saying we.
Dr. Mary Albright: It just slipped out.

Big Giant Head: It was a horrible flight! There was a man on the wing
  of the plane!
Dick Solomon: The same thing happened to me!

Officer Don Orville: Sally, Im a cop. Ive got keen instincts, and
  right now, my instincts are telling me that... I dont know what
  the hell is going on.

Tommy Solomon: Harry, get me the laptop, the modem, the magnetic
  strip key that got us into this room... and a shower cap.

[Dick is entering the storage bins on the airplane]
Dr. Mary Albright: What are you doing?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Im entering the pod.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of
  thermal dynamics. Remember its a pop quiz. If youll study, Ill
  know.

Tommy Solomon: I am now the coolest punk in school.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, congratulations. What did you do?
Tommy Solomon: I got suspended for setting off the fire alarm.
Dr. Dick Solomon: They suspended you? You saved hundreds of lives.
Tommy Solomon: Thats the best part, there was no fire.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Tommy, this is outrageous. The next time you set
  off the fire alarm, youd damn well better start a fire first!

Dr Mary Albright: What do you have some kind of a death wish?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Actually its more of a "near death-wish" but if we
  rule out death I really think it undercuts the experience, you
  know?

Sally Solomon: You know, I just really resent how were supposed to
  jump every time the Big Giant Head sends a message.
Dr. Dick Solomon: I know, everyone knows he only got the job by
  kissing the Big Giant Butt.

[Harry is going through the newspaper looking for a job]
Harry Solomon: Oooh, look at this. Heres a job I can do: "Police
  seek third gunman." Well, tomorrow Im gonna march right down to
  the police station and tell them Im the man theyre looking for.

[someone from their home planet has replaced Dick but kept the body]
Dr. Dick Solomon: Im your new High Commander. From this point
  forward you will refer to me as such.
Harry Solomon: Okay, Such.

Dr. Dick Solomon: How can we honor the memory of a man like Leonard
  Hanlin? Like all men, he was governed by the laws of physics. It is
  a scientific fact that hearts and clocks slow down as they approach
  the speed of light. Dr. Hanlins heart reached that speed at 7:35
  pm last night, according to the coroner, transforming his matter
  into energy, into pure white light. Though he is no longer with us,
  he is all around us.

Dr. Dick Solomon: Behind his back, they deride him, but to his face
  they kiss his ass.
Harry Solomon: Well, thats just the kind of stunt you can see only
  on cable.

[Dick is clutching a toaster at the wedding]
Dr. Mary Albright: Where did you get that?
Dr. Dick Solomon: It was in the room full of prizes.

[about the stolen car radio]
Sally Solomon: Wait a minute. I know whats happened here. You see it
  all the time on the news.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Uh, toupees?

Dr. Mary Albright: You and your family. I know you mean well, but
  sometimes its like being around the Addams Family.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, I admit John Adams views of a strong central
  government may have been ahead of their time.
Dr. Mary Albright: Thats not who I meant!
Dr. Dick Solomon: John *Quincy* Adams? Youre comparing me to that
  freak show?

Officer Don: [about Dr. Ravelli] Hold on to her, Dick. Shes one of a
  kind.
Dr. Dick Solomon: So you like the rhyming, eh? You like the rhyming?
Officer Don: Yeah.
Dr. Dick Solomon: And what if the rhyming were never to stop? On, on,
  and on til your head doth pop! "Oh, look, a book! A book on
  shnook! What kind of crook took my shnook nook book?" Perchance,
  methinks, thee hither yon thou... I think Im gonna have a freakin
  cow!
Officer Don: You sure seem to hate her... sounds really tough.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Hates a strong word, Don, but not strong enough!

Sally Solomon: How did you afford all this?
Tommy Solomon: You know the jar of pennies I keep in my room?
Sally Solomon: Yeah.
Tommy Solomon: Well thats where I keep Dick’s credit card.