Movie Quotes for 30+seconds+ro

[when Calitri turns on the car crusher, Memphis points a gun at him]
Memphis: Shut it off!
Raymond Calitri: You got 30 seconds to consider your options.
Memphis: [screaming] SHUT IT OFF!
Raymond Calitri: One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies
  anyway.
Raymond Calitri: Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt
  you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother
  for the aggravation you cause me. Three, you accept the job, you
  steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother.
[Memphis surrenders; One of Calitris goon turns off the crusher]
Raymond Calitri: 8 a.m. Friday Morning. The cars are on the boat, or
  your brothers in the coffin.

Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Im going to get that guy, you have 30 seconds
  to kill that guy, can you do it?
Pfc. Omar Ulmer: I have to.

Gurukant Desai: You gave me five minutes to talk, I finished in four
  and half minutes, thats 30 seconds profit. PROFIT!

DG: What? Ive been tossed into a storm, trussed up by lawn gnomes,
  chased by madmen on horseback. How bad can Papays be?
Cain: Ive seen em gnaw people in half inside 30 seconds. Zipper
  head, keep your mouth shut. Kid, you stay behind me.
DG: Why the sudden change of heart?
Cain: Believe me, hearts got nothing to do with it.

Jeff Foxworthy: Now, Im sure alot of you are going, "Jeff, I dont
  know, when it comes to clothes, if I dress like a supermodel, or a
  redneck." Well, i have a few clues to help you tell. If the most
  expensive thing you ever bought at the mall came from the food
  court, you might wanna pay attention. If your bra is a darker color
  than your shirt, you might wanna pay attention. If your wife dusts
  the furniture with your best pair of underwair, you might wanna pay
  attention. If people can see your butt crack 24/7, you might wanna
  listen up. If youve mastered the art of putting on makeup with
  your non-smoking hand... while driving with your knee, you might
  wanna pay attention. And if your thighs stop moving 30 seconds
  after you do, some of this might be aimed at you.

Himself - Host: [to Kyle Gass] Im like Jared Leto, and youre my 30
  Seconds To Mars

Kyon: [awoken by cell phone] YEAA!
Haruhi Suzumiya: [on phone] Do you realize what time it is, you
  moron?
Kyon: Sorry, I just woke up.
Haruhi Suzumiya: [in anger] EEAAAH! You lazy dumbass!
Kyon: [whispering] We were supposed to meet up at 4:00?
Haruhi Suzumiya: Get your ass back here within 30 seconds! [hangs up]
Kyon: [narrating] This was when the struggle began. In order to move
  Nagato, who when reading, is apparently glued onto the floor, I had
  to get her a library card so she could borrow the book, ignoring
  Haruhis calls during that time.
Haruhi Suzumiya: [as Kyon and Yuki arrive] Late! Penalty!

The Doctor: [Listening to a recording of the child] Its afraid.
  Terribly afraid, and powerful. It doesnt know it yet, but it will
  do.
The Doctor: [laughs softly] Its got the power of a god, and I just
  sent it to its room!
Rose Tyler: [Hearing a whirring, flapping sound] Doctor...
The Empty Child: Im here; cant you see me?
Rose Tyler: Whats that noise?
The Doctor: End of the tape. It ran out about 30 seconds ago.
The Empty Child: Im here, now! Cant you see me?
The Doctor: [realizing] I sent it to its room. This is its room!

[Fisher shoots a civilian who was tortured to death]
Irving Lambert: Fisher! What the hell are you doing?
Sam Fisher: Just making sure he wasnt suffering.
Irving Lambert: Well, leaving NATO rounds in his body isnt going to
  look good, is it? Get back to work!
Irving Lambert: [alternative] Sam, leave the body and move on.
[Sam releases the body]
Irving Lambert: I told you to leave the body! We dont have time for
  this
Sam Fisher: I dont have to leave him hanging here like a piece of
  meat. You can spare 30 seconds for some simple dignity.

Sarah Baker: Dad, were gonna need a forklift for Lorraines luggage.
Lorraine Baker: What? Ive only been here 30 seconds and you’re
  already making fun of me.
Sarah Baker: Yeah, that was my foot.
Sarah Baker: Is this whole suitcase just for makeup?
Lorraine Baker: Whatever, butch.

Dr. Preston Burke: Do you think Im too confident?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: No.
Dr. Preston Burke: Dont lie.
Dr. Miranda Bailey: You are my boss.
Dr. Preston Burke: All right, then. Anything you say in the next 30
  seconds is free, starting now.
Dr. Miranda Bailey: I think youre cocky, arrongant, bossy and pushy.
  You also have a God complex. You never think about anybody but your
  damn self.
Dr. Preston Burke: -But...
Dr. Miranda Bailey: I have 22 more seconds. Im not done.

[Evan tells Kayleigh to cover her ears]
Evan at 7: What time is it?
Mr. George Miller: Its time for you to do what I tell you to do...
Evan at 7: Wrong answer fuck bag. This is the very moment of your
  reckoning. In the next 30 seconds youre gonna open 1 of 2 doors.
  The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.
Mr. George Miller: Whats happening, how are you doing this?
Evan at 7: Itll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an
  empty shell. Whos only concept of trust was betrayed by her own
  sick pedophile father. Ultimately... itll lead to her suicide.
  Nice Work Daddy.
Mr. George Miller: Who are you?
Evan at 7: Lets just say youre being closely watched, George. Your
  other option is... to treat Kayleigh like, say like a loving father
  treats his daughter. Sound okay to you, Papa?
Mr. George Miller: Yes.
Evan at 7: Listen close then fuckbag. You screw this up again - Ill
  flat-out castrate you. What you need to do, is discipline your son
  Tommy cause the kid is one sadistic pup. One last thing...
[Evan whispers something in Kayleighs ear]
Kayleigh at 7: [yelling at her father] Dont ever touch me again!
Mr. George Miller: I wont.

J.M. Barrie: [watching George react to the knowledge that his mother
  is seriously ill] Magnificent. The boy is gone. In the last 30
  seconds... you became a grown-up.

General Keikoff: [to troop] If you dont arm that nuke in 30 seconds,
  IM GOING TO USE YOU AS A CONDOM!

Officer Ziva David: [Slight chuckle] This is nice. Be able to work
  without Tonys incessant babbling. Its almost as if he cannot go
  on for more than 30 seconds without hearing the sound of his own
  voice. You know the truly amazing thing is that he fails to realize
  just how irritating he is to those around him.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva.
Officer Ziva David: Yes, Gibbs?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Babbling.
Officer Ziva David: Oh.

Sissy: Just watch. Ulrich will be in my arms in 30 seconds.
  [approaches Ulrich] Ulrich, dear, theres something Ive just got
  to tell you, it cant wait...
Ulrich: Sissy, dear, normally Id take the time to tell you to go fly
  a kite, but this time Ill be less polite and just ignore you.
Herb: [Ulrich leaves] Well, your thirty seconds are up.

Beck: What are you doing?
Travis: I have to pee.
Beck: Pee in your pants, move!
Travis: No!
Beck: Excuse me?
Travis: Ive let you push me around this jungle for like five hours,
  now if you wanna keep going your just gonna have to carry me I
  guarantee Im gonna pee on your head.
Beck: Your threatening me? Your threatening me with pee?
Travis: Yeah if you dont let me pee here.
Beck: Fine, you win, pee!
Travis: Will you unzip me?
Beck: No Im not gonna unzip you. You have 30 seconds, PEE!
Travis: How am I supose to pee with my hands cuffed behind my back?
Beck: Find a way!

Haley James: So uh, I gotta ask you kind of a personal question...
  just out of curiosity. How many times per minute do you guys think
  about sex?
Lucas Luke Scott: Per minute?
Haley James: Yeah, Elle magazine said that guys think about sex like
  every 30 seconds
Lucas Luke Scott: Youre thinking about having sex with him!
  [Nathan]
Haley James: Shhh...
Lucas Luke Scott: [whispers] Sorry.
Haley James: Ok, it just, it keeps coming up... [Lucas looks at her
  in disbelief] sorry, wrong words.

Daffy Duck: What a fantastic view.
Bugs Bunny: Unless youre in the audience in which case youve been
  staring at an elephants behind for 30 seconds.

[Trying to satisfy Jorgen Van Strangle with a slide show]
Cosmo: ...And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is
  us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear
  30 seconds...

Mike: Pardon the interruption. Im Mike Wilbon and youll have to
  pardon me today because Im a little rusty after spending a month
  in Greece.
Tony: Im Toyn Kornheiser. Oh really? Were you in Olivia
  Newton-Johns role?
Mike: There you go! Im not back for 30 seconds and youre already
  tossing out those lame 40 year old jokes that you only could ever
  possibly find funny!
Tony: Welcome to PTI, boys and girls, where I will continue to tell
  40 year old jokes and you know why? Cause its funny and I KNOW
  FUNNY!

Kirk: What time is it?
Luke: Im not going to tell you.
Kirk: Why not?
Luke: Because I just told you 30 seconds ago.
Kirk: *45* seconds, if you count all the bickering.

Nick Stokes: Two pieces of duct tape, both have been swabbed for DNA
  and fingerprinted.
[Hodges is looking around for someone]
Nick Stokes: Grissom wants you to compare adhesives. Hes looking for
  a match.
[Nick glances for whom Hodges is casting about]
Hodges: Ok. Thatll take a laser ablation test. Thats good.
Nick Stokes: Whys that good?
Hodges: Well, laser ablation is both visual *and* dramatic.
Nick Stokes: Are you looking for the video crew right now?
Hodges: [scoffs] I would think they would be looking for *me*.
Nick Stokes: Relax, man, their show is only an hour long; laser
  ablation takes, like, six.
Hodges: Yeah, but when they cut it together, itll only take 30
  seconds.
[Nick smiles, amused, and leaves]
[30-second montage of laser ablation preparation and FX]
Hodges: [to Grissom:] Ran laser ablation on the duct tape samples.
  Not a match.

Uncle Martin: Wake up, Tim. Theres a big day ahead of us.
Tim OHara: Its still night time. Youve been asleep for 30 seconds.
Uncle Martin: 30 seconds? I *was* tired!

Mickey Mouse: Mr. Levine! Okay, Mr. Levine. Everybodys in place for
  the next number.
James Levine: Thanks, Mickey. When...
Mickey Mouse: But we cant find Donald, so you stay here and stall
  for time, Ill be right back.
[Exits]
Mickey Mouse: [Offstage] Donald! Oh Donald!
James Levine: When we hear Sir Edward Elgars "Pomp and Circumstance"
  we think of a graduation ceremony.
Mickey Mouse: Donald, were are ya?
James Levine: Actually, Elgar composed it for many kinds of solemn
  events.
Mickey Mouse: Donald!
James Levine: This march inspired the Disney artists to recreate the
  age old story...
Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you hiding in...
Daisy Duck: Aaaah!
Mickey Mouse: Oh, sorry, Daisy!
James Levine: ...of Noahs Ark, with one slight twist.
Mickey Mouse: [Knocking on door] Oh, Donald Duck?
Donald Duck: Who is it?
[Mickey and Donalds shadows are projected against a panel; Donald is
  in the shower]
Mickey Mouse: Donald, its me, Mickey. Youre on in 30 seconds. Hurry.
Donald Duck: What? You gotta be kidding!
[Mumbles angrily as he leaves the tub]
Mickey Mouse: [Peeking behind a wall] Psst! Okay, Jim. Hes on his
  way. Go to the intro.
James Levine: Ladies and gentlemen, "Pomp and Circumstance," starring
  Donald Duck.